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Messages - Lazarus_Grimm
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« on: June 25, 2011, 06:12:33 AM »
So you gently euthanize the kid and it's cool? Making a note here, for when I each the appropriate age...
Seriously, after twenty-one, you've got twenty-five for insurance purposes and that's it. They need another "allowance" at like, forty. When you turn forty-one, you can just drug it up. Drugs all day if you want. It'll be like college, man.
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« on: June 19, 2011, 04:32:12 AM »
I think as long as it was his own eleven year-old it's cool, but killing other people's animals is like, destruction of property, right?
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« on: June 14, 2011, 04:30:28 AM »
It's good if you fry it up, top it with a little spicy mustard and slap it on bread.
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« on: June 14, 2011, 04:29:22 AM »
Is it cool if I use the elevator instead?
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« on: June 12, 2011, 07:34:38 AM »
I'm actually in denial, if you MUST know...
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« on: June 03, 2011, 04:48:53 AM »
Dammit, I didn't know the stickers were movable! I want my 538 hours back.
Yeah. It's impossible to get'em back on straight though, so anybody who looks at it for more than a beat will know you're a cheat. A filthy, low-down cheat.
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« on: June 03, 2011, 04:41:19 AM »
Wait... he said of kilter, not off kilter. I'm not from kilter. I'm a girl, we just call them skirts.
Fuck! Eff button stuck, TOTALLY not my mistake! Can't believe I didn't catch it though. I claim no fault.
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« on: June 02, 2011, 10:51:14 AM »
This is random, but I love when people confess to either breaking a rubik's cube, or moving the stickers, and then being incredibly amused for some stupid reason...
"I just move the stickers hawhawhawhawhaw"
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« on: June 02, 2011, 10:48:18 AM »
It's getting bad, or better?
I mean, I don't know how much you actually enjoy the shakes.
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« on: June 02, 2011, 01:16:23 AM »
Yeah, you guys are fun, in that just-a-little-of-kilter kind of way.
Manic-Depression has it's ups and downs, man...
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« on: June 01, 2011, 02:46:16 AM »
Heh, anything'll keep if you dump enough salt on it, right?
Reigning in the old sarcastic snap, I'd rather not get banned before I made ten whole posts.
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« on: May 30, 2011, 08:59:59 PM »
Kinda partial to Fooly Cooly myself. You know the fourth episode? The one with the falling satellite? Yeah, that was pretty awesome, with the guitar and all.
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« on: May 30, 2011, 08:29:06 PM »
What's up, dudes? I should put down a bunch of crap you don't really care about, because it's some kind of "tradition". Being realistic for fun and profit!
So I'm kind of a jack-of-all-trades kind of guy. I'm an English nerd, a gamer, a foodie, and a root beer snob. I dick around with a little bit of art, but mostly I don't have time for it these days. I'm a big indie music lover, and I'm always looking for bitchin' new bands because I tend to get bored fast. Other than that, I'm narcissistic, pedantic, sometimes an asshole, and almost always sarcastic. It's just what I do.
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