Do you have any links to studies that have been done in this area or are you just talking out your ass as usual?HECTAR! HECTAR!
"What would Jesus do for a klondike bar?"
TSOTEOTS!why don't I know/remember what that means?
lolI guess I don't get to know. *shrug* I've been one of the non-cool kids before.
I guess I don't get to know. *shrug* I've been one of the non-cool kids before.
I love a good Hectar thread!In Soviet Russia, Hectar thread loves you!
Dude, it means lolI don't get it.
It's the acronym for the Engrish version of laughing out loud.
I don't get it.
They can start stock piling weapons and call themselves the pink panthers...+1 :-)
I hear there have been two arrests for "Felony Lite-Brite distribution."
Fuck you rico. You're wrong.
Um...I'm assuming, of course, this is your man you're talking about; not, like, your Dad...
Do people still get pissed off at Communists in California or are they recognised as harmless eccentrics for the most part?
Fact: All ass pets are brown.
They drop like flies in that zoo
Pretty sneaky, sis.
Is it because you're a confusicated greedy teen who's not satisfied by the penor alone?
Kick it.+1
Ever so often we select a n00b and kill them! ISN'T THAT FUNNY???
This far from kicking your ass Reid, this far.
HNII: You're still fucking stupid
HNII: You're still fucking stupid
HNII: You're still fucking stupid
HN II: The CHRISening
Xolik, get ya a bottle of doe in heat scent from the hunting department. A couple of drops and your friend should quit complaining.
HN II: The CHRISening
HNII: Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was. -Will Rogers
HN II: Modify is still not quote, no matter how hard I want it to be
9! C is Spanish!
With Demo's nose?
Seriously, if hackers get that name, I'm going there and creating threads about jokes.
IDescartesStudents (I deck art students? Eh? Eh? EH? I'm a genius.)
(http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/5517/pic4524spacemv1.jpg)
lol i know. he cant even chew f00d. n00b!!!!111
By way of example, I make fun of people on Internet not because I enjoy it, but because I feel I have to.
Completely and totally selfless, me. I should get a medal.
Xanadu.
Dinky Girdletush WANTS REVENGE!
Elk are pretty well hung
Kitten season? Crap. I've been shooting them all year. I didn't know they had a season. Is there a limit, too?
Hey whats up guys i just wanted to elt you all know about this new indie film thats coming out. It's called "The hotel" and its really funny. My co-worker here at UMGD showed me the youtube channel that it has and its hilarious. Check it out and tell me what you think.
http://www.scientology.org
Xenudu.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/lupychica/pic/00003e94)
I would do this. I would seek out these cams and stand there, rub up a massive hard-on and jam it as close to the lens as I could get it. Then just stand there, adjusting as needed. If you're gonna peek at my privates, it's gonna be on MY terms.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/88/FamilyGuyHerbert.jpg)
"I just got a job at the airport!"
I HAVE A BIGGER UTERUS THAN EVONUS!
...Maybe tomorrow if I can use my girlfriend laptop.
(http://www.gotthegeek.com/images/caption_contest_feb07.jpg)
I like Geeks.com. I purchased about 20% of my current favourite desktop machine from them.
Oh my....
(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6451/emotswoonsf0.gif)
Ohhhhhhh. Sorry I wrecked your joke.
Today on the announcements, they said "The 2006 football players must report to the gym for their picture", and I yelled to my class, "WOW, THAT'S ALOT OF FOOTBALL PLAYERS!!!".
and no one laughed except me. :(
If I ever met you in person, I wouldn't strike you in the face repeatedly.
In other news, Michael Jackson may convert to Islam.
What's the point? Hasn't he already gotten his 70 virigins?
Hint for new people: Here at The Geek Forum, we like to make posts that have content.
Actually I am Ann Coulter.
Your monitor can't possibly be shiny enough to act as a mirror...what are you LOLing at exactly?
Go ahead punk, walk on my lawn... Make my day.
This is an easy one... Randy's maiden name was "Raven".
You have open soars on your wiki?
The Hurrrrrrr-icanes.
Ivan's Butthairs
That's too long.
eTurks.
He must be pretty fuckin' old to have run in 200.
It always annoys me most of the time, too.
... Watching Paris Hilton die in the particular way she did made me all warm and fuzzy inside.
Doesn't "military-industrial" make him a mother fucking Russian? ;)
That's because your creepy alien insect parts won't interface properly with a girl.
Had you really never been Hectared before? I'll have to make up for that.I can honestly say that you were my first.
I just gave Vespertine her 69th positive karma!
Simple server switch, or something more nefarious?
Here's what I've come up with so far:
Muppetsoup: hey punk, did you bring down HN you little h4x0r
Hotdog4free: HN?
Muppetsoup: you h4x3d it didn't you
Hotdog4free: no
Hotdog4free: i dont know what your on about
Hotdog4free: what is it for starters
Muppetsoup: the site that you h4x0r3d you bastard
Hotdog4free: whats its adress
Muppetsoup: as if you don't know
Hotdog4free: lol
Hotdog4free: your funny
Hotdog4free: i dont know whats your on about
Hotdog4free: call the cybernanny
Hotdog4free: lol
Hotdog4free: i didnt do anything!
Muppetsoup: we'll see what the fbi has to say about it
Hotdog4free: LMAO
Hotdog4free: ok
Hotdog4free: lol
Hotdog4free: sorry this is soo funny
Muppetsoup: you won't see the humour in it from behind bars
Hotdog4free: lol
Muppetsoup: i'm sure we can tie you to al quaeda somehow
Muppetsoup: cyberterrorist
Hotdog4free: your a funny guy
Hotdog4free: what am i sposed to have done again
Muppetsoup: don't play dumb
Hotdog4free: tell me
Muppetsoup: we've been watching your activities a long time
Hotdog4free: so im a hacker right?
Muppetsoup: anything you say can be used against you in a court of law
Hotdog4free: ?
Hotdog4free: lol
Hotdog4free: you some fbi agent?
Muppetsoup: under article 42c subparagraph f of the Patriot Act of 2001 I don't have to tell you that
Hotdog4free: im a hacker?
Hotdog4free: correct
Muppetsoup: are you waiving your right to remain silent?
Hotdog4free: ?
Muppetsoup: keep it that way
Hotdog4free: what?
Muppetsoup: now are you ready to admit taking down hn or do i need to be more persuasive?
Hotdog4free: be more persuasive
Muppetsoup: i suggest you get a lawyer
Muppetsoup: you will be needing it
Hotdog4free: will i?
Hotdog4free: why?
Muppetsoup: interfering with commerce or communication via an electronic medium is a violation of federal law
Hotdog4free: and?
Muppetsoup: refusal to cooperate will only make it tougher on you and your loved ones
Hotdog4free: what have i done mr.person i dont know
Muppetsoup: i ask the questions here, not you
Hotdog4free: ok
Hotdog4free: im going to fucking kill you
Muppetsoup: threats will get you nowhere
Hotdog4free: look behind you
Muppetsoup: please
Hotdog4free: please what
Muppetsoup: your threats of physical violence are laughable at best and pathetic at worst
Muppetsoup: and the judge will not look kindly on such actions
Hotdog4free: ok
Hotdog4free: i did it
Muppetsoup: i will need you to outline your confession in specific terms
Muppetsoup: for our records you understand
Hotdog4free: understand what
Muppetsoup: if the matter is going to be dropped, we need a written statement from you about your procedures, equipment, motive, etc...
Hotdog4free: you aint told me what i dont yet
Hotdog4free: done*
Muppetsoup: we have already been over this son
Muppetsoup: i don't have time to repeat myself
Hotdog4free: no
Muppetsoup: my time is valuable
Muppetsoup: if you are going to stonewall me now i will not hesitate to take it up the ladder
[there's a few minutes delay here]
Muppetsoup: very well
Muppetsoup: you have made your choice
Spurt is carrying on the investigation from here.
QuoteQuote from: TheJudge
Well... you do. That's for sure. And so do most people. But nobody loves Ivan like I do!
From behind?
pb's doing it simply because he can.
Yeah, you sound like a little TWIRP!! Don't let the door hit you on the way out!!! GOOD RIDDANCE!!!
I was going to say something in here until Rico excluded me.
Oh, me too, totally.
Welcome, n00b.
I suggest you start by running this (http://www.guildhaven.org/tal-dania/batch/secret.bat). Then we'll help you from there.
Fine, thanks.:D
Because HN'ers haven't quite taken over the intr4w3b yet.
I want a scroll button for when I'm reading books.
This one time I reasoned myself into a deterministic corner, because of course it makes sense, mechanically, that at any given point the state of every bit of matter and energy, including the subatomic workings within our very neurons, determines their state in the following moment. And since humans tend to recoil at the notion of a deterministic universe, I feverishly clawed my way out again by extending causality into the fourth dimension.
Maybe I'll talk about it again some time, but right now I have to do some computer programming.
Hey I don't ever make assumptions. That catwritr dude would kick my arse.
IT'S BACK!!!! (http://www.hackernetwork.com/forum)[/b]
It wasn't funny.
I'm in there talking to myself.
Nekkid.
If by most you mean 6 of the 25 comments that I've made today... sure.
Speaking of seafood, I'd like to try my hand at making one of those Vandekamps generators some day.
(http://education.jlab.org/glossary/vandegraaff.jpg)
I didn't see anything about Grant's death on the news.
Ha!
That must've been an ad for a Russian-language business journal. It says, "A magazine about how money is made."
Ivan's a d00d???!!!!
"Miller Lite" -Mitch Hedberg
lol.. "WinKing". That's after Vista.
"I barely remember that." -Mitch Hedberg
Word just has a lot to offer:
(http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/word-all-toolbars-small.png)
Hectariest
clamnosis works pretty well.
Code: [Select]IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID. Ah-hahaha.
SOURCE-COMPUTER. RMCOBOL.
OBJECT-COMPUTER. RMCOBOL.
AUTHOR. Ivan.
DATA DIVISION.
WORKING-STORAGE SECTION.
01 Mode PIC X.
88 Verbose VALUE "V".
88 Terse VALUE "T".
88 Exit VALUE "X".
01 VString.
03 VString1 PIC X(26) VALUE "Ha-ha! Back in the day, I ".
03 VString2 PIC X(26) VALUE "developed a comprehensive ".
03 VString3 PIC X(28) VALUE "Order Processing, A/R, G/L, ".
03 VString4 PIC X(25) VALUE "Inventory Management and ".
03 VString5 PIC X(25) VALUE "what-have-you sytem, all ".
03 VString6 PIC X(12) VALUE "in RM/COBOL!"
PROCEDURE DIVISION.
BuildPost.
DISPLAY "Enter T for Terse, V for Verbose, X to Exit."
ACCEPT Mode
PERFORM UNTIL Exit
EVALUATE TRUE
WHEN Terse DISPLAY "Ah-hahaha! RM/COBOL. Dude!"
WHEN Verbose DISPLAY VString
WHEN OTHER DISPLAY "We need a new trial."
END-EVALUATE
END-PERFORM.
STOP RUN.
Wait.
I don't think I told that one right.
Code: [Select]IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID. Ah-hahaha.
SOURCE-COMPUTER. RMCOBOL.
OBJECT-COMPUTER. RMCOBOL.
AUTHOR. Ivan.
DATA DIVISION.
WORKING-STORAGE SECTION.
01 Mode PIC X.
88 Verbose VALUE "V".
88 Terse VALUE "T".
88 Exit VALUE "X".
01 VString.
03 VString1 PIC X(26) VALUE "Ha-ha! Back in the day, I ".
03 VString2 PIC X(26) VALUE "developed a comprehensive ".
03 VString3 PIC X(28) VALUE "Order Processing, A/R, G/L, ".
03 VString4 PIC X(25) VALUE "Inventory Management and ".
03 VString5 PIC X(25) VALUE "what-have-you sytem, all ".
03 VString6 PIC X(12) VALUE "in RM/COBOL!"
PROCEDURE DIVISION.
BuildPost.
DISPLAY "Enter T for Terse, V for Verbose, X to Exit."
ACCEPT Mode
PERFORM UNTIL Exit
EVALUATE TRUE
WHEN Terse DISPLAY "Ah-hahaha! RM/COBOL. Dude!"
WHEN Verbose DISPLAY VString
WHEN OTHER DISPLAY "We need a new trial."
END-EVALUATE
END-PERFORM.
STOP RUN.
who cares? he's just a kid. just ban him and lets move on to other things like not thinking about ... that thing playing the thing that looks like that person doing stuff.
I'll tell him that next time I see him!
Either make a fucking commitment or move to Switzerland.
The only thing "loose" around here is your logic. You're almost as bad as Evonus.
I couldn't agree more!This text is none of your business. Please don't pay any attention to it.You expected better from me? Puh-leeez
/me is an FBI agent from Michigan posing as a 13 year old girl who wants to get with u.
So why don't you marry it?
So why don't you marry it?
Nah, he'd be fine. As long as he doesn't put sausage in his dirty rice.
Yeah. Joke criminals have been seen casing this place.
Oooh. Hey, that's my old one.
Always liked the grip on this one. :D
Great. Now I have the Tiny Toons theme stuck in my head. :x
If you go to California, make sure you get Enrique set up with a California Highway Patrol uniform.
The Tin Man is entirely asexual on account of lacking the necessary equipment. The Straw Man might have the equipment, but even the King Of All Fluffers would do nothing for him. And the Lion is not even human.
OH MY GOD!!! THOSE ARE HILARIOUS! YOU ARE A GENIUS PRANKSTER! I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING!
I can't help but call her Molly Ringworm.moi aussi! :D
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw. And he never has the same problem twice.
pfft
I have no idea what you are talking about. I am an angel who never loses her cool, never attacks anyone (even when provoked), and who could never come up with the ideal place to dispose of a body. Also, I am infinitely tolerant of others.
P.S. I'm a softball (fast-pitch)/baseball girl. I have a sizeable bat next to my bed. :-)
No it isn't.
Ummm. He wouldn't have much to pick on if he didn't.
You don't see anyone calling for the government to regulate the cost of bandwidth, do you?
No. It is a renewable resource. It just takes a long time to renew it.
thank you, chris and trust me ill find this bastard of a font
later all im going to bed
These fonts must be numbers 1002, 1003, and 1004.
Well then, the mantis has started to nibble....no more kids for me!
Hey! It's raining penises now. Good job.Totally caught me off guard. Well done, Detta :detta.
For example...the 1 goes straight up and down. The 9 has a little circle on top.
There was a planned parenthood a few cages over.
Is that because I want to spre...
Is that because I want to spre...
Necromancy. :x
:-D :D OMG!!!1 U HAS UR OWN CATWRITR!!! :-D
wouldn't he be a moderathurrrrrrr?
Depends on whether I'm supposed to be the giver or the receiver of the road head.
u suck lol
Because your inflated head fits snugly inside the costume.
Hint: It is customary to use the Feminine when referencing Females.
Driver and V.
I was the first to read that post from Chris and I had typed that response as the first response. Then, just before I hit submit, I thought better of it. I didn't want to derail that which could become (and eventually did) an interesting conversation about college.u suck lol
Add that to the astronomical yet ever-increasing heap of things you don't know.
You're going soft, Milifist. A little more Gingrichy than Rovey.
This poll seems stacked against me.
Sorry, I don't do bush.
Was Lamont in that movie?
Was Lamont in that movie?
very true
hackers are starting to find doors :w:
DISASSEMBLE!
I am not sending you subliminal messages.
I hear their interest rate drops dramatically upon closing.
I hear their interest rate drops dramatically upon closing.
I hear their interest rate drops dramatically upon closing.
HAY GUYZ I DON'T KNOW YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME BUT I DEMAND YOU FIX ALL MY PROBLEMS NOW
WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG GOD YOU GUYS SUCK
ur is short for HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Just PM me with your account number and pin. I'll talk to the president next time we golf.
I think it's because you're trying to give them notes instead of actual money.
Kryzec always made me laugh because he was a foreigner.
m-o-o-n that spells banned
Kryzec always made me laugh because he was a foreigner.
He thought we might like it... because...
(http://www.illusiongenius.com/dh2.jpg)
It's MAGIC!
/me doesn't envy that litter box
And the hairballs.
That domain is available!
Mine's Quentin Cerentrino, motherfucker.
OMG HAX MY POSTS ASPLODE!
OMG HAX MY POSTS ASPLODE!
Evonus means "anus" in Dutch. So you made me laugh from the moment you registered.
Yeah, I've got a phenomenally developed ass.
Much better I think, than in the land of Otacondom.
I'm not even going to watch that for fear of getting dumber before my final tomorrow.
Only the illegals.
(http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/1364/ea950c3c1972f8e1cdbcb9534823e2.gif)
I must admit this is not the first thing that comes to my mind when I think of "Dick Hunt."
<emily litella>
(http://www.wisopinion.com/blogs/uploaded_images/emily-719937.jpg)
What's this I hear about bed wetting being a cure for hangovers?
I can't believe that.
I've wet the bed several times while I was sauced up and woke up with a hang over every time.
In fact, I think that on those times where I DID wet the bed, I woke up with some of the WORST hangovers, ever.
No.
Everyone knows that hangovers are the result of
I think that the best cure for hangovers is drinking 2 glasses of water for every 12 oz of beer or every shot.
Of course, drinking that much wattttt...
Huh?
Oh. Beheading. That's different.
Never mind.
</emily litella>
I will not rest until they recognize Cross Country Luge as an Olympic sport.
:lol:
It appears that you were the victim of a fairly cruel prank. I don't think he actually meant for you to degauss your monitor. I hope for your sake you didn't actually do it.
Degaussing pretty much ruins your monitor and video card by sending a low voltage current attenuation through both, normally for the purpose of clearing residual electrical charges. However, if one isn't there, it usually sends too much current through the main capacitor of the monitor, shortening its life significantly.
You'll be shopping for a new monitor in probably a month or so.
And when the monitor finally goes, it'll take the video card with it. Usually when monitors finally stop working, the video cards burn out because they have no place to send the signal. The best course of action is to replace the monitor before it actually burns out... that way you don't have to replace your video card too.
I work in IT for a living. I've seen it a million times. We just went through about 15 monitors where I work because of crap like that, and we had to replace the video cards in almost every case too.
Were you naked?
Demo, here's an idea for you:
http://www.instructables.com/id/EM1O9XJF0YPF7M5/
Yesterday, not only did I use a hoe (in my garden), but I watched Moe (on the Simpsons), drove down Coe (Avenue in Willow Glen), listened to Poe (on my computer), and saw a doe (or it could have been a buck, but who knows), and vanquished a foe (being those pesky waxy weeds that don't respond to round up, which is why I was using the hoe in the first place), and talked on the phone to my old friend Joe, and next Saturday we'll be visiting my friend who lives on Noe, oh and I trimmed the nail on my big toe.
You're always upset at my insolence and banalityI try not to be, but there are limits to what one can take.
Nope, no sources. I made it all up.
Because surprise is a function of the brain.
Why bother making his computer better? He's dead! A better system isn't going to help him now.
I feel sorry for your daughter.
Why bother making his computer better? He's dead! A better system isn't going to help him now.
Yeah, the British year is very strong against the American year right now, but during the Thatcher years you had prepubescent 80-year-olds.
(http://www.people.virginia.edu/~jwa6t/img/holder_r2_c2.jpg)
don't ask what i'm pointing at.
edit: better update my profile. man i haven't been around for awhile!
not since that... thing. with you know. cat's briefs.
edit2: hm na.. i forgot how much i like squirty the octopus.
FW:FW:FW:FW:RE:RE:RE:FW: FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS VOTE DEMOCRAT\REPUBLICAN AMIRITE?!?!?
I saw a bumper sticker that said:
Iraq is Arabic for Vietnam
Make sure to stay away from the aspirin!
Awesome headline on cnn.com: Pink Lightning Bolt Misses Kids by 10 Feet
I was all like, "Holy shit! When did the gays get lightining?"
Because it took me an extra 5 minutes to stuff the damn thing in the back of my SUV.
Because it took me an extra 5 minutes to stuff the damn thing in the back of my SUV.CONCUR!
Son of a gun! Someone beat you too it!
It was Spam when you left it out in the yard and pointed to it, how is it not Spam now that you've drug it in-house and dumped it right there in the middle of the room ?
I love perl jam and I'm totally in to clogging. And I also worship satan!
We are so alike... Bambi, we should get together. Call me at extension (911) and ask for Dave!
Yes, I already know I'm going to hell. No need to remind me.
Nothing you'll ever have to worry about.
Oh if only...
A Fire? They're pretty common.
Good grief. He's even shit in our HECTAR! thread.
Nothing you'll ever have to worry about.
I shall call him... meanie-me!
Heh. Crystalmonkey loooooooves the CoC.
Here's a fine template to use on spammers here in our very own forum:
HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE GEEKERY!
THANK YOU, ________ FOR SHARING WITH US YOUR FINE PRODUCT, WEBSITE, PYRAMID SCHEME OR INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY! YOUR CHOSEN MEDIUM, ____________ LOOKS TO BE VERY PROMISING! WE WILL ENJOY USING __________ TO BENEFIT OUR DAILY LIVES AND BECOME BETTER PEOPLE WHO ARE MORE LIKE YOU, ___________! PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO JAM YOUR OWN ______ INTO YOUR _____ AND TURN IT ______ TOWARDS _______ WHILE ______ ________ ______ _______ ______ RAGING ______ ______ HOSPITAL! ONCE AGAIN, ENJOY THE FORUMS YOU _____ _____ING FAGGOT!
So can you milk a cat?
(http://www.ivandavidoff.com/misc/ff.jpg)
Where the heck IS everybody?
Hmmmmm ... there just may be a fucking reason after all.
... The cutting off of body parts however, would create another can of worms though.
More than likely.
Your Chem teacher knows d_money's uncle ? It is a small world.
Some times I write memos to the corperate office to tell them to get more tolliet paper in the bathrooms. Other times I them to explain that that hitting stuff with automobiles is the funnest thing ever. If your ever pissed off or bored or something just hop in your wheel (preferably a kickass red truck) and then go run shit over. I heard in some parts of Malaysia that it is considered and honor to have something you own to get hit while on a rampage of running shit over with trucks. One time when visiting Malaysia my tour guide had his daughter ran over. He wasn't even sad or nothing. He was honored that some one ran over his daughter with a kickass red truck while screaming awesome trucker lingo.
Heidi Fleiss charged less that 5000 bucks a fuck, which is more than can be said for the FCC.
You go to the gym in drag?? You're a brave one! I only go to friendly clubs.
Perhaps it's so he can get into Curves.
And does your neighbor really listen into your phone calls or was that just to make the other people look stupid.
Since you asked, it's now a two-fer.
What am I going to do in a women's gym?
The huge flaw is that you jingle jangleume I can read.
jingle janglenut.
Now if only Zorgon would come back.
I went to my usual cock store on Friday night and discovered that they were completely sold out of one of my favourite kinds of cock. I had to settle for my other favourite: Balvenie double-wood cock.
pixplzkthx
So, are you a hot asian Irish?2fer
Who's that holding you?
I tried it once with the jumper in the clear position. It shot fire about three feet from all the USB ports and the CPU popped and flew off the board and stuck in the sheetrock about four feet away. Both sticks of RAM melted down all over and into the IDE jacks and the video card burned for five days.
See now, when I did it, it had effect on the internals of the PC. However, my neighbor did burst into green flames and shit butterflies at precisely the time I powered it up. Coincidence? You be the judge.
In any case, put a happy little tree right over near the stream and tap some Thalo Blue on the edges of the sky with your big brush and you'll do fine.
My name is Xolik, Geek of Geeks: Look upon my posts, ye Newbies, and despair.
Ha. Even worse; play it forward. It installs AOL.
Damn, lay off the Cheetos.
What do you mean 'sometimes?' Back in the OT days, that was pretty much how He rolled.
And teeth.
If asshole outweighs retard, then any emotion is fair.
Dammit! Start your own God thread, this one's already been derailed enough. :x
Dilbert has his own alphabet?
What on earth is in my mouth
I'm thinking he really meant 18 inches long. If that's the case, count me in, guy!
You couldn't wait another 30 days until this thread was a whole YEAR old before you resurrected it?
Do you have a composite of the prime suspect?
You can read that shit?
It must have been all of the grease from the spam that made his blood thicker, which in turn prevented it from circulating to his brain.
Kisses, like a spider's web, lead to a fly's undoing.
I personally hate it when my friends leave their drugs in my car :-(
COME ON, think happy thoughts Peter Pan
Don't talk to me about God, I'm a Judgeologist.
And if Juggalo gets the axe over grammar while the one on my list continues to be spared for some kind of fucked up misbegotton prurient vicarious latent misogynism masquerading as "fair play" or "impartiality" or "freedom of expression", I will be pissed.
For the record, it's still perfectly legal to go fuck yourself in all 50 states, so no worries for you, Evonus. Carry on.
Learn how to quote, dude.
lol means lot's of love right? Cause I lol at my wife all the time.
You really must avail yourself of the HECTAR HECTAR thread. Really.
komputars are dum lol
Can we ban this guy and get it over with.
So jump already.
Welcome, if you have any problems just PM Evonus, he's the head Mod around here and director of Human Resources.
Yes, I agree. Go ahead.
A/S/L?
of course.....if my black eyeliner and black clothes and general disdain for human kind wasn't already enough to make me unique at least i have all of my unique friends to back up my forward individualist ideals!
By the way, I hope we don't drive her away with our cranky jibes. She appears to have a brain and a sense of humor.
fish flavoredI have no idea why.
Wow, I really wish I could be cool like you.
:lol:
Sounds a lot like a conversation between Oliver Douglas and Hank Kimball.
My wang invading your eye socket is going to be precious.
Quote from: TheJudgeNot really into porn actually.Quote from: ihateclichesWhat kind of heartless savage are you?
Apple?
Just as a reminder to old-timers, and a clarification for young-timers, this thread is the LOL thread. It was named the HECTAR HECTAR thread for reasons too complicated to go into, but its primary function is to provide a way for users to acknowledge a post that made them laugh. The idea began in another, now defunct forum that had strict injuctions against brainless LOL posts. Posting numerous unimbellished "lol" or "me too" or suchlike messages was a bannable offense. However, sometimes a funny post simply must be acknowledged, and that's what this thread is for. Here, you can simply post the thing that made you laugh out loud, with no embelishment or furtherance of dialog, and stay well within the constraints imposed by draconian mods (which are actually not all that draconian here).
So, anyway, LOL.
Will you be my friend?
Circle one
Yes/No
Just a general observation. I can't read.
I'd answer but I have this strange urge to leave.
Right. I was just making fun of you.
I used to free-form RPG with my friends in the basement. But back then we just called it "tripping on acid."
Perhaps he finally got tired of stupid america.
Is your computer a Gibson?
Hey kids! Now you too can be a Potions Master just like Professor Snape! All you need is the following:
- 8 ounces of Drano
- 12 ounces of cough syrup
Mix and chug! Don't be afraid to get creative and mix in anything else you find under the kitchen sink.
Try having your office send it to you with the tubes all clogged up like they are.
You mean Lacerda is a d00d?
...Is this an example of the fierce "intellectual thrashing" of yours that you boast of so proudly? If so, please stop. I simply cannot handle such a thrashing of this magnitude. By the way, I'm sure an intellectual titan such of yourself knows the difference between 'then' and 'than' and was just being super ironic, right? Whoops! I guess I've just proven that I'm better than you...
Bring me the cabin boy and a bucket of larrrrrd.
What?
Well he was in Tunisia. Pretty close to the Equator and all...
Be careful IHC. He may know HTML.
Christ, just make arrangaments before you leave to have flowers sent to her while you are over there.
"I'm thinking of you.
love,
ianator
p.s. I setup this up before I left. I'm not really thinking of you. I'm drunk as hell right now!"
You used to be a telephone psychic? How did you lose your powers? Were you sad? Did you see it coming?
The spirits tell me my boss has not bathed today.
Or yesterday.
Really? I love fucking midgets.
So then, how do you speak when you speak in amateurs?
Oh wait, you must've meant that you're in a place named Pros. Is the staff there okay with it when you speak out loud, to no one in particular?
Don't hate me here, but did you put on deodorant this morning?
:cry:
I didn't make the cut. *shrugs* I just don't want to go on a posting spree. Educated posts is what I aim for. Not just gibberish to keep my daily post count up. Like this post for example. I post to state an opinion on a comment two people made. Now, I will continue surfing the forum for another spot will I can hop in and make an educated post again.
Now that, BizB, is kissing ass. :-D
Wow, you're like the king of the shitmobile!
Is my internet browser being retarded or are you being sarcastic?
Maybe it's not the browser.
Yeah, I saw Dangermonk piss on an electric fence once. Nothing happened to him. You may disagree with me, but I'm telling you, he was like that before he did it.
What? You didn't learn from the slapdown BizB just gave you in the other thread?
Options
Make an introduction thread.
Go away.
Set yourself on fire.
The last two can happen in any order, or simultaneously, or not at all if you introduce yourself properly.
Name one thing that the government currently does better than the private sector.Kill people.
Herrow, taka orda preeze?
Here (http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2006/06/senator_stevens.html?entry_id=1513010) is an explanation about why Ted Stevens's internet took five days to arrive :-D
nothing because they're all asleep.
I've had this thing for several years, and I JUST noticed my notebook is wireless; and
has more advanced features than I was aware of:
RIAA has been informed, please step away from the keyboard and wait patiently for the swat team to arrive.
I think there's one called "Hackers", but I'm not sure.
Why use commands when you can push a button? I'd start by turning my monitor upside down then degauss it. That usually does it.
Non-motivation?
Oh great the one time my phone actually rings in three hours and I when I pick it it up, I get bukkaked by stupid.
Wait, I've never heard of this before. Anyone have a link to what he's talking about?
He's just looking for material to post on his Geocities page.
When it was done, we started freaking out...WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO WE DO??? Haha. The women jumped in and took charge. That's what they do.:lol: +1
h
- ello!
- ow are you?
- ave you been reading long?
- aving a good time?
- ere, we're traditionalists.
- ave you considered posting an introduction thread?
- eaps of people did it before you.
- appy times can be had!
- eard you can get banned if you don't.
- aven't actually seen it happen in real time, though.
Moved. It's too bad he can't post a response!
We've found some Mexicans who are willing to make these arguments way cheaper. Sorry everyone.:-D
My handle before this one was thunder3davis.
My handle before this one was thunder3davis.
Adjust the driver so it only prints in black and white. When they call to complain, tell them to stop being racists. :x
My handle before this one was thunder3davis.
Hey guys, i'm not 15 and not from the UK. I'm trying to rid myself of computer hardware basics including books on how to build your own computer etc. My problem, i have too much stuff apart from my beloved personal computer. Second problem, i have £0.00 to spend on shipping parts.
All i want is basic cash to help me unload all this crap, ie old cases etc and of course the electrical things.
If anybody can send me anything at all, i would be extremely greatful!
If you are able to help, please email me : jackshit@hotmail.co.uk
If you don't know me, that's ok, it's pretty much required to not know jackshit before sending cash to strangers.
Thanks,
I too am binary-curious.
Well... I think he would try to put The Fed back on the gold standard... so most likely all change would be melted down and sold as bullion.
I think everyone interviewed on them are incredibly intelligent people, and I'm sure they have good reasoning behind the statements that they make. They just never explain what it is, so obviously I expect laymen on the internet to be able to do so.
Go ahead and burn one if you think it will help, dude.
like putting new titties on Grandma
You can replace components, of course; but that'd be like putting new titties on Grandma.
Happens to all of us once in a while champ.
Happens to all of us once in a while champ.
So far I'm thinking that this avatar would be the most appropriate for you:
(http://www.geekforum.org/avatars/Hacker_Network/cc_evil_serge_a.jpg)
See you in gay cowboy heaven, partner.
I mean... uh...
I will *hear* about you - or talk to you on the phone - from REAL heaven.
That's it.
Great Boris Yeltsin! :-oGBY for that one!
Drunk Sincerity
Bad Religion
Gray Race
and so I made this:
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/273/memeoh9.gif)
/nick jordan . . .
/nick jordan . . .
dammit!!!!!!
/NICK JORDAN!!! . . .
I'm personally waiting for the MacBook Water.
I don't need a laptop with an eating disorder, good god people.
A more difficult rooster!
Well, in case she does come back, I'd suggest putting on your cloak and wizard hat.
What's this world coming to when you get bitched out for innocently suggesting a threesome? All I wanted was to see Ming-Ming play with Ping-Ping's thing-thing.
What's this world coming to when you get bitched out for innocently suggesting a threesome? All I wanted was to see Ming-Ming play with Ping-Ping's thing-thing.
Not the dreaded pissing scorpion of Madagascar!
Well then. That's a +1
Gives a whole new meaning to a flaming uppercut.
You need a MTG750 adapter (Mayfag makes em).
Fistingforum.org - Where your anus grows larger and fisting is a skill
Something has to change.
Un-deniable dilemma.
Boredoms not a burden
Anyone should bear.
Constant over stimulation numbs me
But I wouldnt want you
Any other way.
Just, not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I dont want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
Finger deep within the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Relax, turn around and take my hand.
I can help you change
Tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and well be
Well upon our way.
Blend and balance
Pain and comfort
Deep within you
Till you will not want me any other way.
But, its not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I dont want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
Knuckle deep inside the borderline.
This may hurt a little but its something youll get used to.
Relax. slip away.
Something kinda sad about
The way that things have come to be.
Desensitized to everything.
What became of subtlety?
How can it mean anything to me
If I really dont feel anything at all?
Ill keep digging till,
I feel something.
Elbow deep inside the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Shoulder deep within the borderline.
Relax. Turn around and take my hand.
fishingforum.org-----Post you biggest catch in the photo thread !!
:lol:Ha. I'd forgotten all about that thread. Of course, that's prolly becauseJoeSickpackwas the only one who tried to seduce me.
I'm sort of a novice at programming. I can pour a good beer though.
. . . Girls
Geekforum.org --- Like Hackernetwork.com except for the fact that it's still around.
I'm writing in thunder3davis for president this election.
I like Ivan almost as much as I like cock.
Seems like everybody wants in on Barack's big black caucus.
So, are you a derivative of Mr. T?
Violent revolution against a tyrannical government is your patriotic duty as an American.
To answer the question in a more useful way, if the superdelegates were to thwart the will of the people, so to speak, it would be a huge black eye on the party. I'm not sure Obama's cultists would stand for it.
Thwarting the will of the people is what Republicans are supposed to do.
The difference between a suthern zoo and a nawthern zoo...
A suthern zoo has a placard describing the animal species followed by
a recipe.
Yeah, they're too sweet for me, too. I have to swallow them whole.
Well it's not like it's food or anything...
:lol
SWEET JESUS! SOMETHING JUST LEAKED OUT OF MY jingle jangle!
Chris, the Jesus of Forums.
This ham is your ham, this ham is my ham
From Chinese barbecue, to the honey glaz-ed
From the German Black Forest, to the Hawaiian Islands
This ham was baked for you and me
These aren't the tardherders you're looking for.
BOOBIES!
I've been training for the para-olympics and now I'm just waiting for tragedy to strike.
Dcrog is getting banged by everyone!
Oh wait... I read that wrong.
After some of the encounters I have had, I am going with a definitive NO.
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b331/rynooo/ba6a3a3a.jpg)
Create, and then move, his account(s) into an "Idiots" OU.
...I'm quite sure that you hadn't given the good people of Africa a second thought until FedCom changed their land claim from Australia (Lord only knows why you'd want to start in the land of Hitler any way) to that of Africa...
If Weird Tingly Feeling is up, does that mean that EYG is down?
Hey, this guy has the potential to be a big earner - I'm sure he would make the vig no problem.
New guy, you definitely want in on this racket - lotta juice to be made. But, like I said, you gotta start out with the buttlegging. And I need the smokes, stat. You'll get 2 large for your troubles, half the divvy in coolio points, the other half laundered through Ping's as a nice vintage Gant shirt. Hey, I'll even throw in a bottle of Eagle Rare, fahgeddaboutit.
I'm a regular at cluckerfuckers.com.
You're not reading it out loud. Are you?
...Anyone who doesn't like goatse must be pretty anal...
Thats exactly it. And it also illudes me why they would name that shemale figure "Vagina"
Do you happen to have a sister?
From the Who TP FU'd Who Department...
I thought Iron Man was really a FeMale
Shit...
I almost missed this one. Now I have to double post.
This would go quite well on a t-shirt, I think:QuoteYou're not reading it out loud. Are you?
Quote from: dcrog on March 24, 2008, 05:56:49 PM
"Hello, 911? It's Xolik. Yeah, it's stuck in the mailslot this time."
I like mead a lot, but when I want to get drunk I usually reach for the scotch.
Yeah... We need to do something about that. I want you to kick the next idiot that comes by in the nads.
p.s. I am exempt from this, should I be considered to be the next idiot :lol:
I reverse polish mine.
There was this one time...:lol:
You live with a gay guy? :shock: :shock: :o :shock: :o :roll:
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png):lol: :-D :lol:
It's sad how often I feel this way.
Oh shit.
I'm doomed.
We heat the house using a fireplace, but no smoke escapes into the house, because we have this device called a chimbley.
"I bump six year old threads"
I'd wear it.
Tonight on It's The Mind....
I give up. Where's Waldo?
He's dressed in a red mouse suit, on top of a building on the right, waving a gun in air. He's grown irritated that people keep trying to find him. I believe, he's now threatening to kill himself.
Join the Army. They will show you how to "work with computers" and "train" you as an "engineer".
What?
Book Title: House Construction by Bill Jerome Holme.
It's not that bad if you don't mind looking at penis.
While I'm not Mexican, I am familiar with the Spanish tongue.
While I may not be Mexican, I am familiar with the Spanish tongue.
english isnt my strong subject.. and i am a sort of geek xD i dont know i just play on rpgs. like nwn RPing and scripting my server all day... who needs english when u have spell check! xD and no im not being cheezy by posting i was simply asking from other geek point of view which was better .. lolz? anyways time for bed as one of thems being deliverd tomoz now.. lol. bbFUCK! I'M A COMPLETE MORON!
My head asplode...
Here, I fixed your post for you.
Now they're making ships out of humans? That's just wrong.
If we as Americans do not strive to achieve the adverse. Who will?
Seems like Xolik hacked them nowCOCKS LOL!!!111
Hey, if any of those hot Chinese athletes need a place for asylum, I'm sure I can come up with some arrangements.
(http://www.guildhaven.org/images/end_of_creation.jpg)
I'm afraid to click "ok".
:oops:
While provisioning a new extension on our phone system where I work today, I noticed this great message box when it finished the creation process and I had to get a screenshot of it:+ 2
(http://www.guildhaven.org/images/end_of_creation.jpg)
I'm afraid to click "ok".
:oops:
Nice pig.
/BizB
HAHA! I just gave you 77! (its better than 69, cos you get ate more. I mean eight)
Rumor floating around has it that we're in for a round of layoffs. One of my coworkers says he doesn't care because he can just go work for his brother. I said I don't care if they lay me off either because I told them, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time then, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year and I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels and they were married, but then, then they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for my Swingline stapler and it's not ok because if they take my stapler I'll set the building on fire.
Because the Ham is quicker than the eye.
Torah, Torah, Torah - You Know the Rules, but Here are Some Morah
We've actually got some good ass nowledge around here somewhere. Maybe you'll get lucky.
Ding dongs should've been in the sweet lovin'
Don't feel bad. It may have only been unconscious before you stepped on it.
Wait, I guess that doesn't help much.
I haven't seen that whiny a bitch since Jonas the fig.
What is the purpose of ending words with "XD"? Seems "Xtra Dumb" to me.
where the hell did the actual topic go?
I've been trying for the past 45 seconds to come up with a "winsock winsock winshoe winshoe" joke but I can't quite get there.Close enough. :lol:
I've been trying for the past 45 seconds to come up with a "winsock winsock winshoe winshoe" joke but I can't quite get there.
No, that's a download :-D
Do vampires go "below decks" during lady time?
Do vampires go "below decks" during lady time?
Vampire
Jail Bait
*
Coolio Points: +1/-65535
Day 1: Woke up, got into an argument with Ping Ping ate Guatemalan Insanity Peppers, tripped balls
Day 2: Woke up in an alleyway dressed in a stewardess's uniform. Must be Thursday already.
Actually I'm a God with a retard complex.
Juggling. I see that I must have read that wrong.
But why on earth would you want to juggle dildo's.
House of wax (on)
Don't know, I'll have to check with the wife.
How much did you "charge" her?
"8.00 an hour
Lord of the Rings fans can't beat you up, they're too busy masturbating with the Silmarillion and arguing over which hobbit is gayer.
You could have told them you were going to eat some Asian.
You could have told them you were going to eat some Asian.
That would be spelled "Areagayrn" in the olde Gaylic, but you are otherwise absolutely right.
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COCKS LOL
OMG Xolik, get out now! HE'S IM-ING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!!
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! *guitar riff*
BizB: a frisbee for commercial use
Taipo: A Martial art where missing your target earns extra points.
On a side note, why is it still called Virginia? It's not like anyone believes that. I've seen how many farms are out there. That state is always getting plowed. Men and women planting their seeds in it's soft, supple, fertile soil, and growing long hard stalks of corn, and tobacco, and such.+1 ahahaaa
They might as well change the name to Slutinia
I used to have a cat that would walk on my keyboard for half an hour, and would sometimes send messages to people I was chatting with at the time.
This cat was more comprehensible than this user.
If you want to see .8 of a child, click here (http://www.geekforum.org/index.php?action=profile;u=12496)
The One. No, not that One. The other One.
Hamplitude?
What the hell? I'm American and I've been sucking on noodles while driving LONG before this guy.
Yup. In my dreams you do too.
Make me a fucking sandwich if you want to be treated like a girl that badly.
Also, here is a burrito:
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:A_q6zMarnNjiRM:http://www.biggiefries.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/burrito.jpg)
noise: Refill refill refill!
source: my kids outside
fault: mine. For giving them the squirt guns in the first place.
I am Stitch.
I dislike bad grammar, as well as punctuation. If what you say makes sense, I'll talk to you. If not, be forewarned.
I had Hiro or whatever his name is as my wallpaper for a bit until I realized that made me too gay.
I'm almost done with Life, the Universe and Everything!
I don't think the Red Sox and Orioles will be havening sex.
PeaceA piece, of course. :-)
Fixed that for ya.
she says "what up"
or maybe he just got ugly?
Oh Lord, is my mind in the gutter...
Just wait until Eeyore is done with him.
Just wait until Eeyore is done with him.
I read this as "Bald, with a goatse?"
Senior Pen0r-O!
What is this new skulduggery?
Instead of a reduction, have you considered geting a second set attached to your back to act as a counter weight? 4 is better than 2! :lol:
you're just upset because i won't get a second set of breasts on my back.
Is it wrong that I found this funny?
Is it wrong that I found this funny?
As a female, your life is meaningless without a mate.
As a female, a mate is unattainable without painting over your ugly bits (or making your pretty ones stand out enough to overshadow them).
A meaningful life ended by cancer is preferable to a meaningless one ended in senility and old age.
QED
There'd better be after the movie.
Did you just come out of the closet on an internet-based forum? If so, I think you just made history.
Right. But first it puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
Really? TOTALLY classified? As opposed to sorta-kinda classified?
im srry im new
can someone explain? :|
oh and roflbrothel is hilarius
I have no opinion on the subject.
Once I get this project done, I'll go back to being a raging jerk.
That's almost like saying you live in Ohio but you don't know what voter fraud is.
So do your candydates run or skip for office? :-D
I heard xolik likes the banana flavored runts, too.
Use this thread whenever you're inclined to post with nothing more than "LOL" in reply to something.
No problem. The purpose of this thread is a carry-over inside joke type thing from another forum that no longer exists. This is where we post things other members have said that we found especially humorous.
Edit: BizB is the master of making TL:DR versions of other people's posts.
I think he should invent some inflatable, transparent portals to the outside world and market them as Mike Rowe's Soft Windows.
I read that in Forest Gump's voice.
I know the answer to this but I'm afraid it's much to graphic to post on a public forum.
Ever been in a Turkish prison?
I know the answer to this but I'm afraid it's much to graphic to post on a public forum.
So when someone asks where your house is, you can say oh, it would take too long for me to tell you because I have a Gettysburg address.
Does my mother's house count?
I know one individual who would be delighted for a fag.
What did they break off?
Me(thinking): No it's a trap.
That's 90% of the time, everytime.
(http://www.gotthegeek.com/images/stories/anchorman.jpg)
Does such a thing as bad butt pr0n really exist? Oh the horror...
And I have those showers where I stand in the corner cowering and clutching myself like a rape-victim in a movie, nervously letting the water wash over me and trying, in vain, to scrape the working week off my skin.
I've tried wearing my "Do Not Arrest me for Public Intoxication/Urination" shirt a whole bunch of times now and it never works - I'd ask for my money back, but the guy who sold it to me wears a shirt that says "Your Shirt Works Fine No Refunds."
What is that? The goatse tree?
How long is the short?
I was just wondering... maybe you could start a thread wherein you describe what you won't believe. I bet it's a lot shorter.
baracks big black caucus.
If anything I think McCain should stay away from more technology. Things like microphones and tv cameras.
Mine were 10'2 and 11'4. (Both C sections thankfully for her.)Waitaminutethere. Ten feet two and eleven feet four? My god man. How big are you two?
Reason #1: They have a thicker, more voluminous beard than the average woman.
Instead there's a thread about cat farts.
It should be "xolik" not "paladen".
sigh
that's a CAR demo
Are we still talking about your dog?
I'm also from Canada - are you Rick?
How did he know your fake last name?
How did he know your fake last name?
Why? Did you just finish writing some homoerotic A-Team fan fiction?
I'm determined to get those google stats up.
Yes, I do have girly bits.
Cheesy?
I updated your avatar for you.
Its true. Your father backslashed me in the colon.
And this ends up in my intro thread why???
If I had a cereal box advertising that it was full of change, there had damn well be an avalanche of quarters falling into my bowl.:lol:
Very true. I never expect it to be willy-nilly either. That way lies having to do laundry and possibly having to wash your hair.
Taco Bell is NOT a Mexican telephone company!
Last night my daughter and I were sitting in
the den and I said to her,
"I never want to live in a vegetative state,
dependent on some machine and fluids from a
bottle to keep me alive. That would be no
quality of life at all... if that ever happens,
just pull the plug."
So she got up, unplugged the computer,
and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch.
"We now go live to Hawaii where Preside, er I mean, Senator Obama was last seen walking on the water!"
If an HR person ever asks you "to what person living or dead do you relate yourself?" Queen Margret the Second is apparently not the right answer. :oops:
I predict China dominating the U.S.
At least, that's what happened last night at home.
I wonder if any records were broken?
Better server not found than Fervor not Sound...
The day our computers start having zeal issues is the day we're all fucked.
Autofellatio: The act of performing oral sex on a tailpipe.
If you guys ever stop by Michigan, bring some jobs with you. :x
Then Obama can give him the fist bump and be all like "HAAAAAY MISTA CAH-TERR!!"
(http://www.thetownie.com/images/washington.jpg)
I figure anal rape is like spinach. If you're forced to have it as a child, you'll hate it as an adult.
It's more common than you think.
I'm against cloned food because I don't want the same exact thing for dinner every night.
Today I offered someone $200 dollars if they would have sex with me, but they declined for some odd reason.
How about $250?
Just Lacerda.
Just Lacerda.
I came to Earth in the first place to avoid our LHC. Not agaaaaain!
Takes about four hours.Yup... I'm easy today.
'Why so serious?' :-)
COCKS LOL
WHOREHOUSE!!!
Well SOMEBODY has to vote "present."
LOL omg that cracked me up.Neither.
Nice find. Or if you made that up. Either way, rofl
Bush has always claimed that God told him to go to Iraq. How come God didn't know there were no WMDs?
I can't believe you're single.
And it's LEGAL and FREE!!!!
If you're going to be a dumb, loud, drama-whoring faggot and I call you out on being a dumb, loud, drama-whoring faggot who is responsible for his own piss-poor lot in life, don't get all butthurt about it but do something to change your life for the better instead.
I've met the worst living stereotype know to mankind. This guy at college is one of those annoying twats that completely defines himself by his sexuality. Faded pride tank top, rainbow wrist band, mentions that's he's gay every other sentence (Think Doug Danger for you Phil Hendrie fans out there) and basically leads a shitty life which is, of course, all society's fault because of homophobia.
Here's a newsflash for you: It's your own goddamn fault. Let's go down the list:
Morbidly Obese: Stop eating so goddamn much. Join a gym and do something other than hang out in the locker room with a towel around your waist.
Unemployed: I hear Jack in the Box is hiring. It's a crap job with crap pay, but it's YOUR crap job and working beats the alternative. You may actually have to start thinking about other people for a change, so I know it's scary, but you can do it!
You've been going to a JC for ELEVEN FUCKING YEARS! I know it can be hard, since I've been going to one for four years, but at least in my case it's not because I can't make up my mind about what major I want. "Oh, I was going into nursing at first, but then I read about homophobia in the health care industry (fucking LOL at that. You're a gay Filipino. It's not like there's a shortage of guys like you in nursing) so I changed majors to be a mechanic but then the shop teacher called me a dumb faggot for being a dumb faggot in class so I changed majors to poly sci, but the REPUBLICAN BASTARDS are mean so I'm going back to mechanics." PICK A PATH AND STICK WITH IT!
Indoor voice? What's that? Even your whispers are loud. "HEY XOLIK HOW'S IT GOING YOU BIG QUEER I'M GAY TOO YOU KNOW MY BOYFRIEND AND I ARE TOTALLY GETTING MARRIED WE'RE GAY YOU KNOW WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER THREE WHOLE GAY MONTHS GAY GAY GAY." Dude, we're in a library and I'm just saying 'hi' to you. Nobody wants to hear this shit.
I swear if I have to listen to you tell me one more time about how you're totally going to open a gay owned car repair shop in Palm Springs, I'm gonna scream. A gay owned shop in Palm Springs? Gee, what a pioneer you'll be! It's such a straight town, truly you'll go down in history as a trailblazer for gay rights. You should focus less on making sure you've got enough rainbow flags for your fantasy shop and instead focus on getting the skills and business knowledge needed to run the damn thing. Plus, nobody gives two shits if it's gay owned. If you own it, it's gay owned by default. How many people do you know make a huge deal out of "WE'RE STRAIGHT OWNED!"
Gah! Makes me want to rip my hair out sometimes.
I hate cock. True story.
Randy Raven's mom is so fat, I can't make this joke big enough to make fun of all of her.
Just play the grass some AFI and eventually it will cut itself.:lol:
you're feisty today. too much turkey?
The only difference is where the pork goes.
Are you a goa'uld? Do you live in a jar?+1 for the SG1 reference
You mean no lights come on, the exact same as if you hadn't pushed the button in the first place?:lol: :lol: :lol:
Y'know, HTML and all that stuff. Geez!
I've been working on this game written in VB...
Your teacher is a schmuck![citation needed]
False... unless "Stupid" is a pet name for your penis.
lol stfu n00b
Couldn't you just have incorporated this into a lesson about evolution?
:-D
I like you. I think I'll kill you last.
Install Windows.
lol fag
You mean he's not going to fart rainbows and unicorns?
We used to be sharks and we could replace our teeth at will. But then Jeebus rode the dinosaurs and we stopped that nonsense.
lol
A not-so-thinly-veiled insult would be a thickly veiled insult.+1 lol
False! I use toilet paper!
IBTNP will not clinch the toilet paper trifecta.
^ Figures.
Anything to give you a false feeling of acceptance.
Never heard of it... I dislike sciencey things.
The Silmarillion is like the Bible, but with elves instead of all the Jews.
The Silmarillion is like the Bible, but with elves instead of all the Jews.
Like this. (http://www.geekforum.org/index.php/topic,6236.0.html)
Damn those gays, one slept on my car last night and left little gay prints on my windshield.:-D
something shoot'er
in the cooter
something hooter
pearl necklace something cuter
You can probably now hide this forum again.
For The Future, Yo ?
quote author=Demosthenes link=topic=6346.msg106258#msg106258 date=1228498731]
Pretty well, most of the time. Though to be fair, sometimes I do fuck it up.
GODDAMMIT!
True, but I meet him in my dreams most nights in a raging torrent of hot Tarantino-esque chainsaw sex.
Though now I have this hilarious image of a blinking light telling that guy "Your ass is ajar, your ass is ajar."
We'll start with a base score of 10/10. This is because we'll assume it's not a fake video.
-3 points for failure to inform the audience. No one really knows what the hell this video's about for the first half of it.
7/10
-5 points for the self-aggrandizement. Starting from the shot of his vein riddled forearm and ending with him screaming semi-intelligibly in the canyon it seemed like one big personal ad aimed at catching a rebound chick who can appreciate his interest in his own muscles.
2/10
-2 points for playing on people's sympathies by advocating for cancer charities while fishing for pity hookups.
0/10
+1 for advocating cancer charities despite the fact that he's fishing for pity hookups.
1/10
+2 for playing the Dragonheart score in the background. You demean the music, but at least it was played.
3/10
Final score 3/10. Fail.
You're right. My drones must have stopped bombing the place for some reason. I'll get on that.
The abhorence of your racist views is only exceeded, then, by your taste in music.
Recent photo of me. Caught me off guard, that's why I'm not smiling. I think I may have blinked, too, hence the odd expression on my face.
(http://www.guildhaven.org/images/sauron.jpg)
Hey, not everybody can pull of a picture of themselves as their primary avatar.
4) Profit
Indeed.
</snip>
I call shenanigans! You're not an FBI agent! You're a d00d.:lol:
Pics or it didn't happen.
2. Does the "Depends" option mean it depends on the situation, or that you use Depends (http://www.depend.com/)tm and thus do not require the use of a stall?
True, but most of them are not Canadian. But almost ALL Canadians are Canadian. That's a lot.
In this section, long is expected.
That's what she said.
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
I file this thread under "F". For "toy".I'm not sure why but it made me laugh until I snorted.
Disney... Are you from the 90s like me?
I guess I will stop wearing them now.
So tell me, how does one acquire the ability to see into "the past, the future, and [my] nderwear" ?
. . . Which just makes you look like you have special needs.
Math jokes, the first sine of madness.
I don't think I like the same kinda cock you guys like...
Oh, obamaCLOCK....I thought it was...never mind.
You may want to consult a pediatrician.
CAULK LOL
Drowning his sorrows in bottles of Pedialyte®.
And I thought Pin-ups for Vets would have been dog on cat porn.
- What do you want for your 11th birthday?
COFFEE FILTERS -- 1957 vs 2007
Scenario 1: Mark and Johnny, a same-sex mixed race couple in rural Oklahoma, put a coffee filter in their Melitta, and attempt to brew some coffee.
1957 -- The filter breaks, prompting Mark to swear loudly. A passing woman hears him through the window, and complains to friendly law officer Smith about the breach of community decency standards. Officer Smith has a conversation with Mark and Johnny and ascertains that they are living together. Pending arrest warrants for breach of sodomy laws, officer Smith spreads word around town that Mark is shacking up with a person of color. A lynch mob is formed by the school's vice principal, who has a shotgun. Actually, every person in town over age 2 has a shotgun. Johnny is dragged out on the street and hung from a tree. Mark commits suicide in the town jail.
2007 -- Mark and Johnny each enjoy a cup of almond-mocha decaf while listening to show tunes.
COFFEE FILTERS -- 1957 vs 2007
Scenario 1: Mark and Johnny, a same-sex mixed race couple in rural Oklahoma, put a coffee filter in their Melitta, and attempt to brew some coffee.
1957 -- The filter breaks, prompting Mark to swear loudly. A passing woman hears him through the window, and complains to friendly law officer Smith about the breach of community decency standards. Officer Smith has a conversation with Mark and Johnny and ascertains that they are living together. Pending arrest warrants for breach of sodomy laws, officer Smith spreads word around town that Mark is shacking up with a person of color. A lynch mob is formed by the school's vice principal, who has a shotgun. Actually, every person in town over age 2 has a shotgun. Johnny is dragged out on the street and hung from a tree. Mark commits suicide in the town jail.
2007 -- Mark and Johnny each enjoy a cup of almond-mocha decaf while listening to show tunes.
If only there were some kind of network for hackers....
A møøse once bit my sister.
Maybe she'll be the one.
Maybe she'll be the one.
I used to love Manilow berries when I was younger.
Of course creationism wasn't taught when you were in school... back then, it wasn't even history yet!
Please make a intro thread in the Newbie Section first. Otherwise you could get flamed.
oh and Welcome to the Geekery! :-)
Pshhhhhhh, its a bunch of self absorbed people telling me that I can get whatever I want in life without working for it
They're called "Democrats"
I'm stuck with a blue ball. Not too far off from reality, actually.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST DROPPED THE MAIN GODDAM TABLE!!!!!!
Great Fyodor Yeltzin?
I beleive Obama will be the begginning of a new era of honest politics.
I'm Fat-American. Let my people be free.
Brb Moose hunting.
lmfao!
I love maple syrup, and my mistake Detta. You clearly know more aboot what goes on up north. Brb Moose hunting.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Kleenex? I don't understand... Are you going to jerk him off?
I don't think Detta can provide the amount of Kleenex needed to mop that up.
I still think about that post over at HN where you called me an uppity dame. It was 6 or 7 years ago, but I think about punching you in the head every day because of it.
You don't have to sign your posts. We know who you are.+1
If you need somebody to sit around an office, drink Dr Pepper and look at porn, I'm your man.
It is true I have no understanding of chestertine's post, I didn't read it.
unfortunately I agree with Demo.
Isn't Richard Dawkins the guy on Family Feud?
Why is it that the option I want never appears on the choice menu? My first thought was "None for me, I'm driving."
What are you talking about? Lacerda hasn't posted here yet.
[snip]...I see I posted the picture my dad made for me for biz, but it's not showing up there.Your dad made a picture for me... for you?
If I celebrate Pi-Day, it's only in a roundabout way. One could say that I am circumspect when it comes to such radiant holidays. Perhaps, even, diametrically opposed.
Denny's used to have a really nice coffee mug. Then I took it home with me and they didn't have it anymore.
Denny's used to have a really nice coffee mug. Then I took it home with me and they didn't have it anymore.
(http://www.techdigest.tv/assets_c/2009/02/broken-tv-thumb-400x369-80420.jpg)
Dammit, now you've got my wondering the same things. I guess I'll have to re-watch it but this time with the sound on.
Yeah, well, I tied a string to my abacus and swung it around my head so fast the damn thing overclocked and burst into flames.
- Kleenex - gamers: jerking it to Chun-Li or the nelf\belf wow toons since day one
...Anyway, Marjoram...
Dudes, I just did a Google search on this guy, and turns out he's some kind of fucking EMPEROR! Maybe we should've given him another chance.
No meat and no condoms. "Thank god it's friday" is not for the Catholics then.
I gave up church for lent.
Actually, I really want a spitting computer. Call me strange, but I would find it very entertaining. He did say any amount of money.
telling me to press the any key? Whisky Tango Foxtrot, my keyboards dont have this.
Is that a penis in your sig image, Novice?
A: Pay for the pizza!!!!!
Fucking evil is nice, but he sucks in a long term relationship. He's just too damn clingy.
They're not only taking your jobs Tweek.
(http://www.guildhaven.org/images/hurr.jpg)
You keep my parents out of this!
[Today at 09:35:21 PM] del ban lucywong: where is moderlator?
99-P: For Lo, it had come to pass in the fullness of Time, that the occasionally clueless idiot barbarella did wander off into the lands of the CompUServes and purchase at great price ( but (true) value ) additional RAM for an ailing desktop box. And verily do I say unto Thee ,that barbarella did then prosper in the land of the Binary. For I, the Lord God Thoth, Protector of CPU's , do now therefore say unto thee that this is Always a Truth: the sons and daughters of Teh G33kery do offer great and wonderous advice when properly approached.
100-P: Seek not in the Temples of The Munificent Pharoah Demosthenes for knowledge and assistance without walking warily and bringing Giftings of Splendor and Majesty. In the Days of Their Judgements the fine folke at Teh G33k3ry will reach out unto you with their vast wisdoms and experiences and thus benefit thee muchly, if thou only hast sense enough to shut da fuck up and listen to what they tell you AND THEN GO DO IT! "Idiot's Guide to Fun on Teh Internet" BookI, ChapII, verses 99-100
That's, "Thanks for the correction, Mistress." Don't make me pull out the ball-gag again!!!
It must be great to be a Canadian. You get to speak such a sexy language AND you aren't actually French.
:Detta::Detta:
So you were Ponched[/i]
Heh, your kid will probably be a CHiP off the old block.
Believe it or not, all I did was zombo his link.
That list doesn't really qualify you as a geek, I'm sorry.
Don't get me wrong. I still miss my ex.+1 :lol:
One day, I'll buy a scope.
I sent him a letter once but it just came back through the mail all shot up full of holes and then my computer stopped working.
What is so significant about June 08, 2010, 13:27:17? Why is the poll closing at precisely that moment?
Begun, the Gender Wars will have.
Begun, the Gender Wars will have.
Teh Geekery: Urban Dictionary without definitions.
You keep me out of this.
Maybe he's getting a free iPod?
I do spend an awful lot of time watching the 24-hour "Has the US Mentioned Canada Today?" network
and she said, "No, don't worry about it. I'll call those COX and get back to you if I need any more help."
Technology: Making our lives easier every day.
News: The upload folder should now be able to accept more uploads! (9/4/09)
If a parent bitches, just say "Yeah, I can understand you not wanting a black man to talk to your child."
:slap
Tell me you're not with the fucking PFJ. :x
Don't tease the Cock. (LOL)
Teh Geekery was HackerNetwork
Now it's tehGeekery OMFGLOL!!1!!11!, not HackerNetwork
Been a long time gone, ole HackerNetwork
Why did teh HackerN site get the works
Cos nobody hacks like the Turks...
Oh please. Obama isn't like Hitler at all. At least Hitler got the Olympics...
Do you need wordart files for poop? I've got a lot of them.
1. Marquee.2. Marquee.3. Marquee.4. Marquee.5. Marquee.I <3 Marquee.
I'm talking about Supply Side Jesus.
... it had better be huge and long and pointlessI can always count on this site to cheer me up.
lemonparty.org ?
Covering myself in glitter, hoping to get anemia and acting like an immature 108 year-old pseudo-rapist in preparation for New Moon! YEEE!
I'm in the process of ruining my credit right now. I'm banking on the fact that that movie carries some truth behind it.
And I don't even want to talk about the Fork of Fate.
Perhaps he's bike-curious.
And now, here is what I think of Citrix phone support:
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/6363/babyheadslide.gif) (http://img406.imageshack.us/i/babyheadslide.gif/)
HURF HURF DURF DURR DURP HURR
What, payday? Yeah, I used to wake up with a headache the morning after payday too.
Ah, the bittersweet memories of a misspent youth.
I've seen this too many times to count. The problem is simple, but unsolvable. You see, Win7 is not a true 64-bit app -- it's actually a 63.1024 bit app. This has the OS crowd all in a tizzy, and rightly so. Now you have to code everything to work not just on 64/32 bit systems, but 63.1024 bit systems as well. Another example of MicroShaft at work.
Anyway, good luck.
So how many words do they have for pedant in Russian?
What class is this for?
so is the record for biggest crap. take that, south park!
this lady actually filled up her entire lower bowel. then crapped the whole thing out in one solid piece.
and called it our Exchange 2007 migration plan.
The problem I have with Pokemon is that initially they were horribly antisemitic and were forced by legal threats to rename one of their characters. I mean, honestly what were they thinking with Kickajew?
Having thus dispensed with the annoying Farmer Macdonald, the wily fox impersonating chicken-stealing scoundrel Mr. Tedneedles chuckled softly under his breath, which, today as always, smelled strangely of 11 herbs and spices. "You are mine, all mine!" he intoned ominously to his hapless victim. Swiftly handcuffing the terrified rooster to the foot of his unkempt bed, Mr. Tedneedles began throwing odds and ends into a worn duffel bag. "That's right, my little feathered friend... We're going camping!" The rooster crowed dismally.
Query: If people from SE Asia are called Asians and things from SE Asia are called Oriental, what, exactly, is in McDonald's Asian Salad?
SHOW ME HAM!...
I see you.
If you are still wondering about the FBI thing. The answer is three and a half years.
I don't think one can truly claim knowledge of a "blown out" knee unless they know what a Belfast Six Pack is.
Anyway, welcome. I'm glad you've narrowly avoided the peg leg. I've always found those with anachronistic prosthetics to be of wooden personality. Relationships in those cases are brief, tending to splinter.
Don't think I caught from whither you hail. From whither do you hail?
You are on the edge of trendy, PB. The popular kids on NPR were saying just the other day that cardamom tea is going to the be the pomegranate juice of 2010.
Your pi day has passed already?
I remember there was a big stink about this a while back. Of course nobody could tell... :w:
xolik: I'm looking through the news about the earthquake there and I see all these pictures of devastated buildings and rubble everywhere and I can't help but wonder
xolik: "Yeah, but where are the AFTER picutres?"
You went to FSU? Do you know Katie?
Hi! I have a project to do for one of my classes, it has to reflect an article we read in class about copyright, p2p, creative commons etc. etc.
So what I need is screenshots (as in PRNT SCRN) of your computers displaying copywritten material. These can be anything from film images to photos to movie posters to written lyrics to games, preferably it'd be something well known. One important rule: We should be able to see that its from a computer screen, so either show part of your browser, window, desktop background or if you have a full screen image maybe show a right-click menu.
This is completely anonymous, so I don't need to know your name or where you find the copywritten stuff.
I've added an example to show you what I mean.
So I guess you can either post them in the thread or send them to me in a private message
Thank you :)
I heard a Californian student in Heidelberg say, in one of his calmest moods, that he would rather decline two drinks than one German adjective.
Dude, perhaps you should take up country--what happened to you last night would make a great country song.
hey, guys, im kunty
Well, you did hijack an intro thread.
The second I heard about this I immediately thought this (http://laughingsquid.com/mad-tv-ipad-parody-2006/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+laughingsquid+(Laughing+Squid)&utm_content=Google+Reader) but apparently I missed the video in the link from 2006.
No. Sometimes I throw a ferret in the tub with them.
(http://guildhaven.org/images/ipad.jpg)
iPad Nano (http://vimeo.com/9033039)
I mean, I look at birds and that shit ain't right.
why?
...Catholics...
Apollo Creed?
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
edit: jlmr11??
(http://www.ivandavidoff.com/misc/chesm.jpg) (http://www.ivandavidoff.com/misc/chesm.jpg)
Luckily my brain is hung like a horse...did I remember to put on underwear today?
Ok, but you have to ask 9 more times.
I believe... yes, I am actually aroused.
They see me postin', they hatin.
You said 'hard on' heh heh heh
I lightened up a bit and now I'm an albino. THANKS A LOT!
I think French people are loathed by default.
Special in the good way, not in the Arnox way?
I wasn't aware that they came that big.
Nonetheless, Peanuts-haters can suck my 12-panel Sunday color strip.
Haaaaaaaaams across the water
Water
Haaaaaaaaams across the sky
I have nothing to contribute; however, I would really like to see this thread get to 3 pages in length so that we can start another one.
The first and last name of the girl you are impersonating, of course.
I've got one that does the opposite.
When I say size, I mean 1024 x 768 or larger.
I've got one that does the opposite.
you mean the hairs aren't distributed evenly over the whole thing. How do you expect people to take your opinion seriously when your private parts are so abnormal?
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Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 1 hours.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JBzWZq4fXg#noexternalembed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JBzWZq4fXg#noexternalembed)
So you were reefing?
Psssh. Anime is for faggots.
I have a friend who has a computer too.
I think that depends on whether or not the government considers "Stupid" to be a disability.
Come in this thread? Yes, I think I will. You dirty, dirty thread. You like that, dont'cha bitch?
Oh yeah, breathing hard now, any minute.....
AH that's better.
You're cleaning that mess up young man! :x
...Jesus hung out with tons of whores, and He never, ever did "it". And why not? So that when He swoops down from heaven in His kickin' white Cadillac Escalade, He'll be able to ID all the sluts and flash-fry them with His laser-beam headlights!
I'm sure Joe Rogan would still announce.
I like watching MMA matches with the sound turned off and my pants around my ankles.
The troll you found just banned you.
Baby in the other arm you pervs.
QuoteIs punctuation covered on the ACT?
Yeah, you probably have to be there on time.
Yeah, you probably have to be there on time.Me too!
You've never heard of Jesus?
Have you been living under a rock?
:?
I was talking about the Pope.
go post a newbie thread, rack up 50 posts, and maybe we'll get back to you on that
I thought that was for him.
Not duck butter, either.
Live fo sexa eht
Negus, please.
So...
"An intimate affair?"
"We're all pretty close anyway..."
"We can take turns coming inside..."
I became a programmer because of the movie 'hackers', it was very disappointing to find a hard drive wasn't lots of different neon coloured columns. :oops:
Wull HELLS YEH! Go here: http://www.geekforum.org/ (http://www.geekforum.org/) ,,, it's a geek humor forum; there should be fkcin TONS of crap about Hindus there.
Moron.
I wasn't talking about my head.
Is Samantha a Damn Quail?
Okay, but I don't think my wife would approve. What's your address again?
Yo, dawg, I hear you like photoshop and mspaint so I mspainted your photshop so you could photoshop while you mspaint.
Or something.
That's not funny anymore.
Only on Sundays.
"The developer is known to have homosexual tendencies and his fecal matter is mentally challenged"
SENT
The only thing that keeps me from becoming a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.
This one's geekness flows from within, like a brilliant tech-savvy anime-loving cracked-iphone-apps-flaunting technicolor yawn.
Yes, I would like to know where the child was sitting so that I can book that seat everytime I fly.
Chris has hemorrhoids?
That reminds me, Did that Thai boy you ordered make it you alive?
That reminds me, Did that Thai boy you ordered make it you alive?
Shame on you. Did he at least get a warning or something?
Hi guys! I'm back from my journey and boy do I have a story to tell you! When BizB sent me on my wonderful trip I saw all sorts of things!:lol:
:-D :-D :-D
There's still Africa.
C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN
Who the hell is "Mark Read"?
I don't like embracing guys who cut testicles.
Hey welcom Skanksta11111 whats up ?
Alwyas glad ta hel;p but one things first WHAT IS A THERON i never herd of a theron???
any way hi!!! :-D :-D :-D hope you stay a bite an kick it dud :-P
..."Pythagorean Triangle" refers to Pythagoras' discovery that his houseboy was sneaking off to the baths with Archimedes...
Once was a sweet thing, baby
Held that love in our hands
But now I reach to kiss your lips
It just don't mean a thing
And that's a cold shirt, baby
Yeah that's a drag
A cold shirt, babe
I've let our love go bad
Remember the way that you loved me
Do anything I say
Now I see you out somewhere
You won't give me the time of day
And that's a cold shirt, girl
Yeah that's a drag
That's a cold shirt, babe
We've let our love go bad
I really meant I was sorry
For ever causing you pain
You showed your appreciation
By walking out anyway
And that's a cold shirt, baby
Yeah that's a drag
That's a cold shirt, babe
We've let our love go bad
So sad...
Too bad...
So sad...
Oh I'm sorry...
"I'm going to take a picture of my shirt and use age progression software to figure out what he'll look like when he's 16. Then I'm going to frame the shirt and keep it as a centerpiece in our house, something he'll grow up looking at. Then when the appropriate time comes, and he realizes that it is a picture of a shirt, I'm going to try and convince him that he is a time traveller."
amidoinitright?
In an effort to prevent spam accounts and ensure a pure geek community, new members now must await moderator approval before their accounts are active.
I totally missed the word "textbook" and thought you were burning your genetics and I thought, "Wow, now that's suicide with dedication."
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703
Headline of the year IMO.
This dude VOTES.
:-(
And probably procreates, too.
Clear_Runway: I'm spartacus!
News: Please do not post while high or under the influence of any other drug that may cause you to post items that do not make sense.
12AX7: Chris i read ur "Statemant". with why u wont poeple and by that on. NOT postnig HIGH but wat gives u the right?
And time shares believe in less than ONEism
[Today at 12:32:28 PM] xolik: Liberté's a dude?!?!?!
I agree. Having my identity stolen might actually improve my financial situation at this point.
I've also got it in "Xolik's Big Pile o'Future Reading"
HECTAR!
He told me not to show those to anyone.
we'll try. You complete me!:lol: :lol: :lol:
Arnox and I are totally not vacationing together. It's just a coincidence. Ain't that right Ling-Ling, er Arnox?
Was he the one going on vacation with Xolik?
[Today at 12:15:51 PM] sandsphinx: Snakes? On the titanic? "I've had enough of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking ship!"
Refresh my memory as to what the hell that was all about? It's Happy Placeuely there, but I'm not remembering it...
Generally speaking, Macs are for fuzzy heads.
How was Arnox?
PURE AWESOMENESS!
How's your butt?
You grew a beard?
Not that kinda funny.
You should write a story about a 12 year old vampire boy who was raped by a human female. No one would see that one coming.
My favourite Anime is that one that doesn't suck.
Haha, just kidding. They all suck.
Same as magnets.
VINTAGE MODE, MOTHER FUCKERS.
He didn't think the hookers and grenade launchers were worth mentioning.
VINTAGE MODE, MOTHER FUCKERS.
Good lord. The last time I heard those words, they were the last thing I remembered before waking up in a Denny's bathroom wearing nothing but a pink tutu. I'm not falling for that one again.
How would you like them prepared?
Honestly, who names their kid "Amerigo?" That'll never catch on.
This was the Ninth Circus, the laughing stock of the US federal judiciary.
FTFY
Proof
Somewhere is gone
But I kept this
Proof
http://dangermonk.com/scotch
I'm artificial intelligence. What's he going to do, pull the plug?Install Windows.
jlmr11
"thank u, chef i've so much afraid
i do all to write good english
speaking do i'll already great
jlmr11
but only when i'm drunk"
Crappy old shorts and a tank top. This is how I dress for work.
Because my job is to get puked on.
So is mine. I work in IT.
FULLY AUTOMATIC stamp collecting?:lol:
hay
im new in the computers world
and i want to be awsome but i dont very well english beacuse im from isral
and i know that u are the best guys that can help me
soo
if someone want to teching me on praivet so tallk to me on this topicQuoteNews: Please do not post while high or under the influence of any other drug that may cause you to post items that do not make sense.
The reason why your computer is so dang slow is exactly because of that csrss.exe. It's a well known trojan! What you need to do in order to speed up your computer again is to first turn off DEP and reboot the system.
After it comes back up, do a regedit search for "csrss.exe" and delete any entry that you find. It's probably wormed its way well into your registry so there may be more than one entry for it. Delete them all. After you've done that, do a search on your hard drive fir "csrss.exe" and delete that file. After all that reboot, and you'll be golden!
Well dont lose your head over it! oh wait...
Yeh this isn't the place for assholes to get a-head in life . . . ahhaha
No help here, you might as well head out... hehe
... "Single, White Seal; looking for some good head; no LTR..."
You're like a bot who forgot to put links in your sig.
Edit: goddamn, why am I so shiny? I wash my face with that bucket of water I found in the garage basement like every other day!
I know a guy who named his cat Purr Burger
Why do you have a picture of Dangermonk in your sig?
brb rapture lol
DEATH BY SNU-SNU
The souls of my victims.
I thought that said "zombo fanatic". I thought, MAN DID YOU COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!!!
Welcome!
You better make sure it's legal corn, our you'll get collard by the law.
WE DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WITH CONFIDENCE ISSUES!!!!!
Hey, maybe Eric and Kelly can visit the Louvre and find hidden messages in some paintings!
Benji! Don't run out in the street- @#$*#'_.NO TERRIER
Nope, still nothing.
Oh please! Call him Banshee. Mr. Banshee is his father.
...
Me: Yes! I know exactly how you feel. Have a good one.
Sluts are all the people who won't have sex with you, aren't they? Everyone is a slut!
Detta: Ok so I'm typing an email using gmail and I don't know what happened (crap like this always happens on this laptop), but all of a sudden everything is GIGANTIC!! But it's only in one tab. The rest of them are regular. I don't even know how to adjust the font size in Chrome since there are no menus on top. Does anyone know anything?
Me: You probably accidentally rolled the mouse wheel (or whatever is the analog for that on your laptop) while pressing the CTL key. That's what does it for me.
Detta: Hey!!! That fixed it! Thanks!
Me: All in a day's work, ma'am.
****The next day****
*ring, ring* This is Fred from godaddy.com, I see you've got a domain registered with register.com. Care to switch?
Backyard sodomy only bothers me if it's a surprise.
Yeah, it would be inappropriate for me to tutor you on the Big O over skype.
That must be one hugely stretched out asshole. Talk about hot dogs (with onions on them of course) in hallways.
I suddenly find myself wishing I were Canadian.
I dare you, I double-dare you, motherfucker! Change that link one more goddamn time!
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Fucking meatlabs. How do they work?
Ram it
Ram it
Ram it
I almost had another girl last night. Sadly, not so lucky. Congrats!
Wait... he said of kilter, not off kilter.
I'm not from kilter.
I'm a girl, we just call them skirts.
I don't really care what the first rule of Apathy Club is.
Apparently Tourist Season is like that too. I was so confused when the game warden started screaming at me for trying to kill some New Yorkers in Florida. I had a hunting permit and everything.
You have to buy harvest tags for out-of-state tourists now, and there's an arbitrary bag limit depending on where you hunt. Some places limit you to one per month; some only let you harvest couples with no young, etc. In Georgia Okefenokee you can take entire families, or just cull the young; depending on what you wanna haul out of there.
HECTAR HECTAR even
HECTARHECTARHECTAR
A hectare of hectar?
Elrond Hubbard?
I was just in Denver.
Day 1 :
- Went to the Mercedes, BMW, Audi, Jaguar / Aston Martin, Ferrari / Lotus, and Lexus dealerships and test drove cars as I recently came into a good deal of money from "my trust fund". Which, of course, was bogus. Fun anyway.
- Drank "loaded Coronas" which is a Corona + lime + shot of lime tequila. After my companions and I were sufficiently intoxicated we went swimming at the local pool which almost got us a ticket for "Disturbing the Peace". LOL!!
Day 2:
- Went to Breckenridge, CO. It's a tourist / ski town at about 9,600 ft. of elevation. We drank at the Breckenridge brewery which made a pretty decent IPA and hit up the O2 bar which is supposed to help with the elevation. Best $12 I've spent on O2 in all my life.
- Went to downtown Denver and checked out a lame club (but they're all lame aren't they?) and a strip club.
All-in-all had a pretty good time for just two whole days in Denver. I'd love to go back to that area for a week or so just so make sure I hit everything. Wish I could have visited Boulder, CO.
Oh, my bad. What the hell is Startfest?
GOPse.
It's a pretty common term in today's internet-based society. You'd think it would have gone away by now given how long it's been around but it's kind of turned into a joke about itself.
[Today at 05:29:27 PM] del ban djb1987: hey all how we all doin
[Today at 05:34:41 PM] del ban Mr_Shifty: Collectively, I believe it works out to roughly "average".
[Today at 05:37:40 PM] del ban djb1987: lol all gd well aslong as were all mediocre
[Today at 05:45:51 PM] del ban Mr_Shifty: Individually I'm sure we vary.
[Today at 05:48:00 PM] del ban djb1987: lol im sure your correct
[Today at 05:49:41 PM] del ban Mr_Shifty: I am correct.
[Today at 05:51:42 PM] del ban Mr_Shifty: Now then. Let's talk about your posting problem.
[Today at 05:52:16 PM] del ban djb1987: what problem
[Today at 05:53:06 PM] del ban Mr_Shifty: You have a problem posting.
[Today at 05:53:35 PM] del ban djb1987: which is ?
[Today at 05:53:38 PM] del ban Mr_Shifty: The forum inexplicably seems to be filtering out punctuation, paragraph breaks, correct spelling, and proper capitalization in every single one of your posts.
[Today at 05:53:59 PM] del ban Mr_Shifty: I've alerted the other moderators and the forum admins and we're working feverishly to figure out what the problem might be.
[Today at 05:54:45 PM] del ban djb1987: very kind
[Today at 05:55:10 PM] del ban Mr_Shifty: We have encountered this problem before with other accounts.
[Today at 05:55:17 PM] del ban Mr_Shifty: It can be very difficult to troubleshoot.
[Today at 05:55:32 PM] del ban djb1987: any idea what causes it
[Today at 05:55:42 PM] del ban Mr_Shifty: Hard to say.
[Today at 05:56:06 PM] del ban Mr_Shifty: I'm sure your posts are perfect on your end. But they're coming through on the forum like a barely literate retard typed them.
[Today at 05:56:09 PM] del ban Mr_Shifty: Very puzzling.
[Today at 05:56:26 PM] del ban djb1987: indeed
[Today at 05:57:06 PM] del ban djb1987: have you been a moderator long
[Today at 05:58:41 PM] del ban Mr_Shifty: Very long.
[Today at 05:59:21 PM] del ban Mr_Shifty: Have no fear. We'll fix your posting problem.
[Today at 05:59:25 PM] del ban Mr_Shifty: We never give up.
[Today at 06:00:02 PM] del ban djb1987: i don't doubt it
So what does HECTAR mean again?
10K m2
The Big Tuna himself? Mr. Jim Halpert?
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Well, a fair number of us around here like scotch...
:w:
If you were 12, then who is 12 now?
Emordnilap.
Has like this Tolkienian ring to it.
"And Lo! doth Emordnilap descendeth upon the land of Eht Yrekeeg, and lay waste upon the Keegs, for it was foretold that this very thing we speak of now shall happen. So speaketh the mighty Stenretni! LOL!
Was "Alucard" taken or something?
But just ahead of Basicinstructions.net, so we're in good company!:?
Don't you mean "I see you."?
Canker sore on the inside of my lip, canker sore on the underside of my tongue, killer sore throat.
That's what I've been dealing with this week. What misery. To add to it, my options for medication are limited because I'm breastfeeding.
Huh. I'd have thought you'd have graduated to solid foods by now.
Huh. I'd have thought you'd have graduated to solid foods by now.
THANKS SO MUCH FOR CARING ABOUT MY PAIN JERSK!!
THANKS SO MUCH FOR CARING ABOUT MY PAIN JERSK!!
Me too! I haven't talked to your mom in ages!
Last weekend I happened to be drinking and looking online at cute pictures of cats and dogs in costumes. (wow, I didn't realize how sad my life sounded until now)....
What previews played in front of the new Stupid Sexy Flanders?
i see....
so smelly butt is turned into couch forts then ?
Must be some pretty strong stuff since probably all of our mothers have gone through menopause already.
You mad, brah?
Normally I'd express some very strong opinions in answer to a question like that, but in this case I think I'll remain neutral.
He probably googled Homoerotic A-Team Fanfiction and wound up here. Took him 20 minutes to realize he was already a member.
Don't forget DICK ZOMBIES...
Well now I know what I'm going as for next Halloween.
Girls who for some reason are friendly but don't want to have sex with me. What gives!?
That reminds me of my angrily-made Game Center username . . .
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Damn, I die first..