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Title: Stupid ass pets
Post by: Redjournal on January 31, 2007, 07:49:21 AM
ok my cat likes cocaine and it stole a whole eight ball.
now it chases shit that isnt there and yesterday it got
into a fight with the wall ran full speed at the wall and knocked itself out cold.
it was out for 5 hours and twitched when i tried to wake it up.
 
your turn
 
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Title: Re: Stupid ass pets
Post by: 12AX7 on January 31, 2007, 07:53:39 AM
All of my asspets are SMRT.
Title: Re: Stupid ass pets
Post by: TheJudge on January 31, 2007, 08:14:34 AM
ok this guys shows up, doesn't bother introducing himself, tells this crazzy cat story then spams his website's URL and gets banned for a week.

your turn.
Title: Re: Stupid ass pets
Post by: Agent_Tachyon on February 01, 2007, 01:33:40 PM
I thought his story was funny...we should keep him around.
Title: Re: Stupid ass pets
Post by: TheJudge on February 01, 2007, 02:15:45 PM
That's why I gave him a temp ban.
Title: Re: Stupid ass pets
Post by: Chris on February 02, 2007, 03:37:47 AM
That's horrible. He gave his cat cocaine. I'm calling PETA!
Title: Re: Stupid ass pets
Post by: 12AX7 on February 02, 2007, 08:47:57 AM
You heard PETA now stands for People for the Eventual Termination of Animals, right?
Title: Re: Stupid ass pets
Post by: pbsaurus on February 02, 2007, 03:32:16 PM
I always thought it stood for People Eating Tasty Animals.
Title: Re: Stupid ass pets
Post by: Demosthenes on February 02, 2007, 07:00:26 PM
What's an "ass pet" and why are they stupid?
Title: Re: Stupid ass pets
Post by: pbsaurus on February 02, 2007, 07:35:09 PM
I thought they were donkeys
Title: Re: Stupid ass pets
Post by: hackess on February 02, 2007, 08:45:51 PM
Quote from: Demosthenes on February 02, 2007, 07:00:26 PM
What's an "ass pet"?

He must be gay.
Title: Re: Stupid ass pets
Post by: 12AX7 on February 02, 2007, 10:01:41 PM
Quote from: Demosthenes on February 02, 2007, 07:00:26 PM
What's an "ass pet" and why are they stupid?
I think it's a verb, and his went horribly wrong.
Title: Re: Stupid ass pets
Post by: TheJudge on February 03, 2007, 10:15:08 AM
Fact: All ass pets are brown.
Title: Re: Stupid ass pets
Post by: Anyanka_was_framed on February 04, 2007, 04:16:24 PM
Ass pets can win a game of Connect Four in 3 steps
Title: Re: Stupid ass pets
Post by: BizB on February 04, 2007, 06:53:19 PM
Pretty sneaky, sis.
Title: Re: Stupid ass pets
Post by: pbsaurus on February 05, 2007, 02:09:46 PM
Was it Hoss who was unfamiliar with that reference?