One reader was clever enough to send me this picture when he said he was looking to download Sub 7, and asked if I had seen it |
Anyone that uses "hacking" and only "hacking" as a subject obviously needs serious help, including you, "nunya". I mean, you could have thought of something better like "Help me break into someone's computer so I can go to jail and get a huge ass pounding like I've always wanted" or "Help me! I'm a huge moron that wants the world's largest ass pounding in jail ever!". Maybe if you write back to us using one of those subjects, we'll be willing to actually read the entire message.
Date: January 10, 2003
Subject: hacking (how original)
From: nunya
Message: i have downloaded a sub7 and i dont know how to use it, can u help me?
Date: January 11, 2003Please give me your bank account number so you may deposit some money into my Pay Pal account. Only then may I be able to email you the program. After all, sending that stuff isn't cheap, you know. Think of it as hazardous waste, you must pay to have it transported.
Subject: Can't get sub7..
From: alex
Every where in the web is impossible to download the program sub7 11/01/03 How come.
Can you send me the program by e mail? Thanks.
Date: January 15, 2003You're not related to the Salem Witch Trials, are you, Salem? If you are, you shouldn't have any problems with knowing the history of the Salem Witch trials. Regarding your Sub 7 lack of knowledge, you should design a poster that basically says, "Norton Antivirus: Read me! You don't know what Sub 7 is!" and mail it to your target. This of course must be done in C++ or some other variant of programming language like HTML or even TEXT. Do the same thing for the firewall, except replace "Firewall" for "Norton Antivirus" and you should be all set.
Subject: Sub7 (How original?)
From: Salem
Ok, I'm not a dumb-ass like the guy who opened the virus and sent the program...
I just need some help. I'm trying to crack someone with sub7, but they have Norton Antivirus. How can I get through this? ... and he may have a firewall because he is linked to a server. Please e-mail me at matty2004@juno.com
Thanks alot
Date: January 20, 2003"fellow hax0r" sites... "Weird Tingly Feeling?" Hitting the "ctrl + alt + delete" key sequence will not "fuck up" someone's "shit", and will only really work if they're running something less than or equal to Windows 98 since now all flavors of Windows display a bunch of other options when hitting those keys. Oh wait... I know... you're running Windows 95 and you did that, didn't you? I so sorry, I didn't think anyone would actually try it. Seriously. I'm sorry, man.
Subject: Weird Tingly Feeling?
From: masterkeygen
ok i was browsing around looking at fellow hax0r web sits when i ran across yours Weird Tingly Feeling telling people to hold down control and alt and hit deleat 4 times that will fuck up your shit quick!!! and that is being a lamer!!!!!!<<>>
Date: January 24, 2003If you still need to download it, how do you know that you know how to use it, and that you're really not one of those fools who can't use Sub 7? Can you tell me my future, here's a "hint" that may help you: I'm not one of those bums that are on the streets that have no money because I have money, I was just wondering if you could show me where to quickly get a few million dollars without having to do anything.
Subject: Sub7 (How original)
From: Stuart
Hi, im not one of those fools who cant use sub7, because i can. im just wondering if you can help me find a site that will let me download it.
Oh my God...
And you actually take the time to reply to thses idiots? Chris, you need to get out and get laid.
ok i was browsing around looking at fellow hax0r web sits when i ran across yours Weird Tingly Feeling telling people to hold down control and alt and hit deleat 4 times that will fuck up your shit quick!!! and that is being a lamer!!!!!!<<<master>>>
has anyone concidered telling these computer illiterate morons that pressing Alt-F4 will speed up their internet connection? I know that's how we used to clear out the idiots on b.net whilst playing SC.... it was kinda funny, actually.
Micro$haft has to make their stuff idiot proof, all the intellegent users who actually have a choice went out to get a linux box for work, and an XP pro machine for play...
Quote from: TerrorDronzeMicro$haft has to make their stuff idiot proof, all the intellegent users who actually have a choice went out to get a linux box for work, and an XP pro machine for play...
After reading this, a quote comes to mind:
"If you idiot-proof something, someone will just make a better idiot."
How true...how true ind33d. :)