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Messages - RubberFingerStan

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: HELLO!!! "may the force be with you!!!"
« on: December 17, 2008, 04:51:12 AM »
Oh dear...

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Political Opinions / Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« on: December 17, 2008, 04:47:52 AM »
Fuckn 'ell. So he was a bastard orphan, that ran off and joined a circus, lived like a gypsy, made people drunk with all his crafty wine magic, and committed suicide. What a fukn rock star.

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Entertainment / Re: What are you reading in 2008?
« on: December 17, 2008, 04:43:31 AM »
Are you serious?

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Entertainment / Re: New audio server is here!
« on: December 17, 2008, 04:37:44 AM »
LMFAO !!! :-D

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: December 17, 2008, 04:36:26 AM »
False. I went to the local bush school.

IBTNP has tried the ol' snorting-the-string-through-the-nose-and-coughing-it-out-the-mouth-party-trick.

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Anarchy / Re: Weight Training
« on: December 15, 2008, 02:58:20 AM »
I can handle the massive mattress looking guys - it's those chix that could kick my ass, thats freaking me out...surely its not in their genetics to be able to build like that? (I seriously don't know much about female bodybuilding)

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Sorry. I'm trying hard not to do that.

You didn't like my joke.  :-(

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Entertainment / Re: Svart Staal Musiek
« on: December 15, 2008, 02:51:35 AM »
Metal mixing is a not-so-rare phenomenon.

Greek Metal (opposed to Geek Metal) has quite a scene.

Rotting Christ rings a bell... (lol, thats just wrong!)...

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Anarchy / Re: WikiNothin'
« on: December 15, 2008, 02:46:27 AM »
Let me see:

1. You get to eat children. With clothes on or off is a seasoning option.Removed for underlying sexual connotation
2. Yous gets to eats others peopleses goatses. For dairy intake mainly, and perhaps keratin.
3. No one likes you. You like no-one (except children and goats).
4. Bridges are often a marvel in themselves, and could be aesthetically pleasing, but drafty.
5. Trolls may be asexual. Again, WikiNothin couldnt help me out with validating this point.

*Note: Item No.3 has been cleared from any underlying immoral sexual connotation, by the contents of Item No.5

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Entertainment / Re: New audio server is here!
« on: December 15, 2008, 02:15:59 AM »
He's showing us he's cross.

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Political Opinions / Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« on: December 15, 2008, 02:12:47 AM »
If Jesus were black, he would be packing some serious shlong ammo...ouch for the Virgin Mary...

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Entertainment / Re: What are you reading in 2008?
« on: December 15, 2008, 01:58:11 AM »
Wasn't Shakespeare also supposed to have worked as a government spy??? Records in London show that he was an actor and playwright, but records from his hometown show that he sold grain and stuff.  Nowhere in his hometown records is there evidence that he was a dramatist/writer. There's supposedly no record of his education or of him writing plays. Even his monument next to his grave in Trinity Church, is an 18th century fake - allegedly. Obviously there's more to this, I dont know it all though...


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Entertainment / Re: Farewell to Bettie Page
« on: December 12, 2008, 05:00:30 AM »
Post us a pic won't you?

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Entertainment / Svart Staal Musiek
« on: December 12, 2008, 04:56:07 AM »
Is there any chance that there are Geeks in here that enjoy and support strictly
Norwegian Black Metal?

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Whats the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest?
Acne will usually not come on a kid's face until around 13 or 14 years of age

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: hola
« on: December 12, 2008, 03:06:55 AM »
Only Mel Gibson would get himself killed in his own movie.

I thinks he has emo-all-the-time-crying-looking eyes.

Life Stinks.

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: HELLO!!! "may the force be with you!!!"
« on: December 12, 2008, 02:59:47 AM »
Welcome, have a lugh.

Here I'll get you going...

A girl and a boy were at the back of the cinema, kissing passionately. When they come up for air, the boy says, "I really love kissing you, but do you mind not passing me your chewing gum." The girl replies, "It's not chewing gum, I've got bronchitis."

BUWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!

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Anarchy / Re: Greek Riots
« on: December 12, 2008, 02:50:37 AM »
Demosthenes might have Cretian blood, all that whacking thats he's doing.

Is the Greek vs. Cypriot vibe still happenin'???

 :slap

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Flamer's Corner / Re: Animal Farts
« on: December 12, 2008, 02:47:32 AM »
She's lesbian?

 :-o

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Entertainment / Re: Fantasy Novels on Screens Large and Small
« on: December 12, 2008, 01:44:04 AM »
Oh fuck yeah. Give them a bash.

Are you a Raymond E Feist fan?

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Entertainment / Re: What are you reading in 2008?
« on: December 12, 2008, 01:37:15 AM »
I heard The Owl call My Name, is a good prescribed school book.

We still do Macbeth, and surprisingly, it captivates even the kids of today, here on the tip of Africa - all backward, poor and diseased...

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Anarchy / Re: WikiNothin'
« on: December 12, 2008, 01:31:21 AM »
Remebre David the Gnome. I'd put a pic here, but I'm a dork and kannie do't captn'.

They had Trolls. In Afrikaans they were called "Snotrolle".

Yay. I love em.

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Anarchy / Re: When People Are Too Easily Offended...
« on: December 12, 2008, 01:03:32 AM »
Quelle canon !!!

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Anarchy / Re: Weight Training
« on: December 12, 2008, 01:01:57 AM »
How many keyboards do you go through?


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Political Opinions / Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« on: December 12, 2008, 01:00:42 AM »
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Muhammed had a face full of fire all the time so I'll say 'red, orange, and all burny'

Was he cross about something?

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