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Messages - ewomack

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Anarchy / Re: Breakfast Sandwich
« on: May 17, 2010, 06:27:31 PM »
This thread may make me vomit... just seeing the word "McGriddle..." oooh....

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Anarchy / Re: How to get over an ex!
« on: May 17, 2010, 06:26:41 PM »
After performing a mental ritual killing (mental only, mind you) then find another fleshy being to flop around with. You would be amazed how quickly a new flop, especially a better one, allows you to forget an old flop...

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Anarchy / Re: Telephone etiquitte
« on: May 17, 2010, 06:24:36 PM »
A guy I knew, sadly no longer amongst us, used to answer the phone with a simple "Alright?" That's it. Nothing else. It took a long time to get used to, but it started to make sense after a while.

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Entertainment / Re: Workout Songs
« on: May 09, 2008, 09:18:49 AM »
B-52s usually add some nuclear spring to my calves... Kate Pierson could make a corpse dance...

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Cool! This represents the antithesis of Orwell's 1984 dictionary!

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This was based on a question I overheard...



Reality can amaze...

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Anarchy / Re: Old Stuff = Good
« on: September 18, 2007, 06:05:46 PM »
Whoa... what an onslaught...  :-o

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Anarchy / Re: Talk about having knowledge beaten into your brain...
« on: September 18, 2007, 06:00:31 PM »
Cool! I'm going to see if falling on my head will improve my Japanese skills...

私は外人です。あなたはりすですか。はい、そうです。このりすが家の部屋にありません。

IT WORKED!!!!  :-o

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Star Wars: Bleah

Beatles: like

I so feel like I don't fit in. Oh these problems of puberty!!!

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Anarchy / Re: On your Bookself
« on: May 06, 2007, 07:59:07 AM »
Woof... ditto here. Too many books weigh down my computer room to even begin listing them. It would take me hours if not days to delineate them all.

I am curious from the original post, though, what translations/versions are you reading of the Illiad and the Odyssey? I have my eyes on the Robert Fagles series, but haven't begun buying or reading yet.

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Anarchy / Re: German
« on: June 30, 2006, 07:41:12 AM »
Guten Tag! Ich bin ein grosse kartofellsalat. Guten Aben!

Ha! Now we know who is the real master of Deutsche around here!!   :slap

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Anarchy / Re: My landlord is a funny man!
« on: June 30, 2006, 07:36:40 AM »
Wow. This guy must have graduated with honors from slumlord college. That's positively BRILLIANT!

Does he live in the building? I'm guessing not. Does he ever appear in the building? I'm guessing not very often.

And I agree with the post above that suggested something else going on. A lot of money for some rather vague improvements. If you wake up surrounded by people in white bubble suits scraping the walls sprint don't run to your nearest lawfirm.

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Anarchy / Re: Happy Day of Ultimate DOOOOOM!!!
« on: June 06, 2006, 01:31:43 PM »
You know, I feel bad about all of the neglected like-3 digit dates, like 5/5/05, and 3/3/03. I was celebrating, but the world only seems to care about 6/6/06. What a shame, no? Not that this isn't a momentous day, mind you. But I think we should "share the like-3-digit love", as Plotinus once said. So be sure to get very excited next year around 7/7/07.

Plus, some scholars with no marketing skills whatsoever think that the "Number of the Beast" is actually 616 (they think later translators got it wrong). So if that's the case, we're already 5 days past doom! Whooo!!! Go scholars!!!

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / What are you listening to?
« on: May 15, 2006, 08:00:48 PM »
I just finished listening to つじあやの's album 恋する眼鏡 (which means something like "The Glasses You Love"). Really good non JPOP Japanese music. Good melodies and real instruments (not layered with drum machines and computer squacks).

Here's her homepage: http://www.jvcmusic.co.jp/speedstar/uraraka/

And many people say that she has "Geek Chic".  :twisted:

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Political Opinions / Iran
« on: April 21, 2006, 12:29:14 PM »
Yeah... I really miss Khatami at this point. Though his reforms didn't work out, at least he wasn't talking about "wiping Israel off the map". And he doesn't deny the holocaust either (though he does fault Israel for "starting thier own holocaust in Palestine").

And right now the US military is overstretched. They could probably pull off some bombing raids, but an Iraq-style invasion doesn't seem very likely. Invading Iran would be nothing like invading Iraq. Plus, Russia continues to play very cautious. Today they said that UN sanctions should not go into effect until the UN has unquestionable evidence that Iran seeks nuclear weapons. No strong evidence apparently exists right now.

But it remains a scary time. Eeek.

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Political Opinions / Gun Control
« on: February 08, 2006, 08:05:13 PM »
Ewwww... guns.... ewwwww....

I'm not a fan of firearms. But humans being the way they are, we unfortunately have made them necessary. Like cell phones. Another mistake.

The Second Amendment does say what it says. So that makes gun ownership a right by law. But people also need to realize that the guys who wrote the constitution lived some three hundred years ago, and times have changed more than a bit. Back in the late 1700s they used inaccurate powder rifles that took a good 30 seconds to a minute to load (the bayonets probably killed more people). Plus, the US had no standing army at the time. So citizens had to have protection against uprisings or even invading foreign armies, especially on the frontier. Revisiting the amendment may make sense in the age of automatic weapons and the military industrial complex. There's no way that amendment protects us from anyone these days. For maximum safety, we would also need the right to body armor, infared battle helmets, grenades, and air-to-air missles. I would vote for more restrictions on guns (i.e., making them harder to obtain), but never banning them outright.

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There's a funny smell suspended in a 1 X 1 square foot area in my condo. Once you walk into it, it smacks you like a ribbed fish. But take one step in any direction and it disappears. I think I need an exorcist.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Geekery Denizens Photo Thread
« on: February 08, 2006, 07:39:26 PM »
Self-Portrait with papal bull:


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Anarchy / Anyone like horses?
« on: February 08, 2006, 07:27:15 PM »
Horses! Whoa! Man, if I were a Centaur I'd be hung like a... a... a...

Well, I'd be bigger than I am now.

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Anarchy / A forum research (in need of respondents)
« on: February 08, 2006, 07:24:10 PM »
I am the hungry mindflayer... please roll a low number so I can

EAT YOUR JUICY PULSATING NEURONS!!!!!

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / What are you listening to?
« on: February 08, 2006, 07:19:35 PM »
Ayano Tsuji's (or つじあやの in 日本語) 2003 album, "恋恋風歌", rotates on my CD player right now. And it hasn't hopped off for quite a bit. So who's Ayano? She wrote and sang the theme for Studio Ghibli's "The Cat Returns" and a version of that song is on the CD. Nice stuff. Somewhat mellow. Not only that, she plays the ukelele (she claims that her hands are too small for folk guitar). Of course her music doesn't make it outside of Japan too often. But it should, dang-it!

For the curious, here's ayano:

http://www5b.biglobe.ne.jp/~garcia/ayano.jpg

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / The Geekery Map! (OMFGLOL!!1!)
« on: November 24, 2005, 01:02:18 AM »
Whoa! I've been to Uruguay. Montevideo is a cool city. One look at Palacio Salvo and you'll want to stay. Plus they have chivitos and Viglietti. Go. Now.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / What are you listening to?
« on: November 24, 2005, 12:52:52 AM »
Wow... this thing is still going...

"Lick My Decals Off, Baby" Captain Beefheart.

Hard to find but worth the search.

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Political Opinions / Spongebob is not gay you retards!
« on: October 09, 2005, 10:31:01 AM »
Whoo. When I saw the thread title I thought "are people still ranting about this?!?" What about the homosexual Teletubbie? Doesn't anyone care?!??!

Old thread. Whoa.

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Anarchy / College
« on: October 09, 2005, 10:29:07 AM »
I have a degree in philosophy, and with that I've worked in television, accounting, art conservation, and IT. I've been around a little while, though, and times have definitely changed for IT. Now corporations like people with IT degrees. Not that it usually makes any difference in their abilities, but they like them all the same.  :D

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