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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Dream Journal
« on: July 20, 2014, 06:45:44 AM »
I'm sure there's joke in there about... something... touching... something... AND my 10' pole


Anyway, tonight's was noir as fuck:

It's the far future, and Earth is a wasteland. Superior technology, including super solar and anti-gravity, came too late to save the planet; so we saved ourselves.
All that's left of humanity lives in a massive cube city floating in the sky above the constant dust storms, polluted air, and acid rain.

Crime, gangs, and corruption are rampant throughout the society. There is one "hope" though; a sister city still under construction. It promises to relieve the tensions of overcrowding, and offer many (presumably the rich, powerful, and well connected) a fresh start.

There's been a murder.

It's in the lower levels where justice is expensive and the people are poor... but the victim wasn't from the lower levels.

The police don't go down there, and normally I wouldn't either, but someone really wants to know what happened. Simply put, the pay for this job was too good to turn down.


Long story short: Conspiracy.
Turns out there's a new gang in the city. But this one is different, and not just because it seems very well connected across the entire socioeconomic spectrum. It's more of a religion or cult than a gang. They've usurped key positions that will allow them to populate the new city with only their adherents and ideology. After which... well, they keep talking about how the eighth age ended in poison, and the ninth age will end in fire.

In the end. Nothing I did really changed anything. Their plans weren't stopped by my investigation; no, I was too small and inconsequential. However, their plans were interrupted by the revolution.

As the old city tore itself apart I managed to hitch a ride with my employer over to the unfinished new city. Everything is so green, and bright owing to the use of decorative lenses that playfully focus, scatter, and bend the sun's light around the many gardens...

Then the dream segues into an unrelated bit about me and some "uncle" I've never met (reminds me of the lawyer from Breaking Bad) sitting in a very high end restaurant where the wait staff are ignoring us hoping we'll give up and go away (They dislike the uncle since he's nouveau riche)


you know... I might try to flesh this one out into a genuine story.

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Anarchy / Re: Upgrades!!!1
« on: July 16, 2014, 01:09:10 AM »
There are 9,726 listings for Upgrayedd.

Please deposit $2,000 to begin connection.

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Anarchy / Re: Who are we missing?
« on: July 15, 2014, 12:23:53 AM »
Still missing Banana Skittles

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Dream Journal
« on: July 10, 2014, 01:12:05 PM »
Took place in some sort of Nazi camp or headquarters.

A young girl (11ish?) is conscripted to clean the local commanding officer's office.

There she finds a ledger in which all the local families are listed and beside some of them is listed an action item (interrogate, deport, etc)

At first she does nothing; until one day her she notices a bad action next to one of her friends' family; so she alters it.

She gets away with it, no one seems to notice. She grows bolder and starts saving more people, but to prevent suspicion she starts adding increasingly negative actions to people she doesn't like to balance the books.

The Gestapo come to do an audit and discover that the young girl has been essentially running things for quite some time.

The incompetent commander is dragged away, and the girl becomes a commissioned officer in the Reich.
 
She became the thing she hated, and never even noticed. :O

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / The Dream Journal
« on: June 24, 2014, 01:57:58 PM »
Post your dreams or armchair analyses of others' dreams.


The only snippet I remember from last night:
I found myself in an Old West style bordello; it was very dark.

I stumbled around and found the fireplace in the main room, the embers were barely visible. I found the gas key and cranked it up. The fire burst forth; at first a dark purple followed by an eldritch green flame. As the fire normalized to the familiar orange and yellow flicker a chill ran down my spine; I turned to find why the house was so quiet this night. There on and around the sitting room furniture were the house's residents; dressed in their Edwardian dresses they were positioned around the room like mannequins or dolls, and as still as the same. They're quite dead, and someone... or something, has injected a jewel-like glitter into their eyes; giving the irises and pupils the look of starry skies.

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Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / Help!
« on: June 02, 2014, 04:29:11 PM »
Shit... you guys, SHIT!


I need to hack 26 e-mail accounts so that I can delete a reply-all email I sent out.

That email has a TYPO.
I asked if anyone would want to carpool, and stated a leave time of 7:30am when I meant 9:30 am!!!

Please hurry, I have to get this done before anyone reads it and learns that I'm fallible!

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Anarchy / Re: Anyone know binoculars?
« on: May 27, 2014, 06:03:00 PM »

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Anarchy / Re: cookin' and bakin' and shit
« on: May 27, 2014, 04:01:01 PM »
Thread title reminds me of that scene from The Help

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Anarchy / Re: Anyone know binoculars?
« on: May 23, 2014, 12:22:12 AM »
 :w: ♪♪ ♪♫ ♪ ♫♪ ♪♪♪♫♪ ♫ ♫♫

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Anarchy / Anyone know binoculars?
« on: May 22, 2014, 09:58:40 PM »
I'm comparing two 8x42 binoculars:
http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/compare/Vortex_8x42_Diamondback_Binocular_vs_Bushnell_8x42_Legacy_WP_Binocular/BHitems/599329-USA_421386-REG


They're both waterproof with a wide angle and weigh nearly the same (34 gram difference)

My question is: Are the Vortex ones really worth nearly 3x the price?
Sure they're roof prism (more compact and durable, right?) and can focus 3x closer, but I can't imagine trying to use binoculars to view something less than 12 feet away. (Would be used for concerts and the occasional hiking/camping trip)

Are there other significant differences between these that aren't covered by the spec list?

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Anarchy / Re: Tastes like purple
« on: May 13, 2014, 04:17:03 PM »
"Thank You" emails that CC everyone

The "reply all" emails after that one.

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Anarchy / Happy Mother's Day!
« on: May 11, 2014, 08:52:46 PM »
Happy Mother's Day to all moms and people with moms.

If you are neither, then GET OFF THE LAB TERMINAL LOGAN 6!

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Anarchy / Re: What's New?
« on: May 04, 2014, 10:06:55 PM »
I've been at a new job.

This forum is pretty much the only one that's blocked at work for some reason, hence why I stopped showing up for awhile.

Bought a condo

Still driving the same POS car.

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Can someone help me
« on: May 03, 2014, 01:39:56 AM »
Well, it's always in the last place you look.

Typically because once you've found something you stop looking for it.

Just try to think back to the last time you used the password.

Maybe you dropped it in the couch cushions; I dropped my PGP keys in there once.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: What are you listening to?
« on: May 03, 2014, 01:36:11 AM »
Hush

By Deep Purple (1968 version)

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Anarchy / Re: new activity
« on: May 02, 2014, 04:13:35 AM »
Lucy is This Guy with Diamonds    (ok, 3 words)

Lyrics to The Beatles' Don't Let Me Down
"I'm in love for the first time
Don't you know it's gonna last
It's a love that lasts forever
It's the love that's in my pants"


The Devil Went Down On Georgia


Lyrics to Elvis' A Little Less Conversation
"Close your heart and open up your mouth and baby satisfy me."

Pound Dog

Jailhouse Cock  (It's a metaphor for a rooster being trapped on a farm... Why? What did you think I meant?)


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Anarchy / Re: 80s "music" ...why?
« on: May 01, 2014, 11:45:25 PM »
I think some 80's music is quite good and some of it is just plain iconic

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Anarchy / Re: WE WANT INFORMATION
« on: May 01, 2014, 11:42:55 PM »
Why are they together? It's pretty simple.
Here's a few hints
A
B
C

and he's a rockstar

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: What are you listening to?
« on: May 01, 2014, 01:57:48 AM »
I Think it's Going to Rain Today
by Blackmore's Night

(another) cover of Randy Newman's song, and my personal favourite version

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Anarchy / Polyorthogonal Entropic Norms In Singularities
« on: May 01, 2014, 01:56:39 AM »
PENIS

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Anarchy / Re: Caption/Comment Box this image
« on: April 29, 2014, 04:50:18 PM »
Quote from: Guy #4
By 10 they were spread out all over the course.  It was no longer a race, now it was an Endurance Contest.  The idea of trying to "cover this race" in any conventional press sense was absurd.
It was time.  I felt, for an Agonizing Reappraisal of the whole scene.  The race was definitely under way.  I had witnessed the start; I was sure of that much. But what now?

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Anarchy / Re: Caption/Comment Box this image
« on: April 28, 2014, 05:15:48 PM »

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Anarchy / Re: What the hell. I miss this place.
« on: April 03, 2014, 09:01:48 AM »
Nostalgia!


Also... is the shout box broken for anyone else?

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Entertainment / 25 cent album on Amazon
« on: March 13, 2012, 08:20:23 AM »
Guns N' Roses greatest hits: http://www.amazon.com/Greatest-Hits-Explicit/dp/B000YMJA7I/

I thought some of you might like to know.

Edit: deal's dead

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Anarchy / Re: So what did I miss?
« on: January 24, 2012, 10:21:55 PM »
You missed everything.

Literally, everything.

SOPA passed and the universe imploded; re-exploded followed by a re-evolution of man, technology and everything else.
This may have happened more than once; no one's really sure.

Eventually a universe where SOPA doesn't pass came along; which brings us back to now.



tl;dr: God sucks as a GM due to lax reroll standards.

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