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« on: December 03, 2004, 11:58:17 AM »

Stickied, unfiltered, and ribbed for your pleasure.

Whining for someone to entertain you will ensure your post is moderated.
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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2004, 12:02:38 PM »

I've never really understood the 'ribbed for her pleasure' thing. maybe pulsating for her pleasure or warming for her pleasure... but what does ribbed do? or makes her instantly rich for her pleasure. I could go on.
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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2004, 12:10:38 PM »

Is the proper phrase "I could care less" or "I couldn't care less?" I hear them both used and normally one side is screaming at the other for not saying it right. Would anyone else care to take the wheel of this thread before it gets driven into a ditch?
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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2004, 12:25:48 PM »

The correct phrase is "couldn't care less." If you could care less, that means you actually care about it a little, negating the point you're trying to make.
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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2004, 12:33:30 PM »

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The correct phrase is "couldn't care less." If you could care less, that means you actually care about it a little, negating the point you're trying to make.


That's all very well and good, but how does this explain the "ribbed" thing?

And which way are they ribbed, anyway? Are they parallel or perpendicular to the normal vector of insertion?
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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2004, 12:35:58 PM »

They are parallel. As ineffective as parallel ribbing is, perpendicular would be even more so.
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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2004, 12:36:27 PM »

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The correct phrase is "couldn't care less." If you could care less, that means you actually care about it a little, negating the point you're trying to make.

Yeah, that's right.  But I always say it wrong.
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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2004, 12:38:20 PM »

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They are parallel. As ineffective as parallel ribbing is, perpendicular would be even more so.

Really?  I thought they were perpendicular.  Pf, yeah I think I used one once in college (well, now I'm doubting that I did).  Many many moons ago.
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2004, 12:46:10 PM »

Wait...vector of intersection...no, they're perpendicular. My mistake.
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2004, 01:06:34 PM »

Ah, so it's like a bunch of tiny little speed bumps on the road of love.

Well, someone must like it if they keep making them that way.
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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2004, 01:12:33 PM »

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Ah, so it's like a bunch of tiny little speed bumps on the road of love.


That sounds like the title of a song.  :)

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Well, someone must like it if they keep making them that way.


Well, they still make "Vegemite" in Australia, though apparently nobody in their right mind consumes any of it unless they're hung over....
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« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2004, 01:38:41 PM »

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Quote from: ivan
Ah, so it's like a bunch of tiny little speed bumps on the road of love.


That sounds like the title of a song.  :)

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Well, someone must like it if they keep making them that way.


Well, they still make "Vegemite" in Australia, though apparently nobody in their right mind consumes any of it unless they're hung over....


If I could bring together the concepts of ribbed rubbers and Vegemite, I bet I could make a million dollars.

P.S. GODDAMMIT!  I just typed an eloquent and brilliant PM, hit submit and got "This page is unavailable". Then I clicked the back button, and all my text was gone!

What's up with that???
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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2004, 01:52:33 PM »

Quote from: Demosthenes


Well, they still make "Vegemite" in Australia, though apparently nobody in their right mind consumes any of it unless they're hung over....


you's be surprised at the number of ppl at the deli I worked at in Melbourne actually had vegemite toast for breakfast :)
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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2004, 01:54:20 PM »

I never understood the whole "Ultra thin for his pleasure"... how about a "Thick as a dishwashing glove for longevity" model?  Now, that I would buy.

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« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2004, 02:00:11 PM »

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I never understood the whole "Ultra thin for his pleasure"... how about a "Thick as a dishwashing glove for longevity" model?  Now, that I would buy.

St00pid prematu.... ohhhhh shiny


SHINY??? WHERE-WHERE? (sorry, honey, gotta run -- I'll finish you later)
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« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2004, 02:25:42 PM »

It is plausible that I could care less, but I haven't really come up with any empirical evidence, nor have I devised an effective measurement device for caring.

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« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2004, 05:16:45 PM »

then you should get my care-o-meter, for only 999 payments of 999.99, you can see how much caring a circumstance actually warrants.  ranging from "i could give less than a shit" to "OMG! HOLY CRAP! I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK!".  make all payments in cash to this address....

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« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2004, 05:25:08 PM »

Ok.

I'm about to purchase a title.

The last time I tried it, I clicked on some title-related thing in the Shop, and got nuffink. Bupkiss. After which I had to buttkiss Cat to get my loot back. Actually, I didn't have to buttkiss Cat, I just felt like it. Ok.

Here I go....
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« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2004, 05:28:07 PM »

Well?
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« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2004, 05:29:49 PM »

Didn't work.

I got this:

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« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2004, 05:31:54 PM »

What the heck were you trying to do?
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« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2004, 05:36:16 PM »

I typed in a new title in the new title box, then clicked on purchase. And it gave me that... that... message.

I feel violated.

P.S. I mean, "change title box" and "buy title button".
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« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2004, 05:43:00 PM »

You can only use letters and numbers. Punctuation is not allowed.
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« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2004, 05:51:27 PM »

Mine would say something like pwnd by Catwritr or something like that, but I can't afford to activate it.

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« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2004, 05:54:19 PM »

Quote from: catwritr
You can only use letters and numbers. Punctuation is not allowed.


So... apostrophes are out?

Damn.
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