Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 934555 times)

Vespertine · « **Reply #3450 on:** June 25, 2008, 04:29:16 PM »

Quote from: ihatecliches on June 25, 2008, 03:53:03 PM

A random thought on high school graduation: I will never understand how thirteen years of education somehow culminates in three hours of quiet time interspersed with several rounds of "Follow the Leader." I feel like such and adult.

Then don't go.

AppleJax · « **Reply #3451 on:** June 25, 2008, 04:57:52 PM »

I was just getting lunch and the guy ahead of me was all sorts of pissed off that he wasn't being served. I felt sympathic twords him until I saw that he was wearing a kilt and looking pissed off. It was just a funny combination i suppose.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #3452 on:** June 25, 2008, 04:59:52 PM »

Quote from: Vespertine on June 25, 2008, 04:29:16 PM

Then don't go.

There's a thing I enjoy called "having a place to live for the summer," which my mother assured me I would not have if I skipped graduation.

xolik · « **Reply #3453 on:** June 25, 2008, 05:59:20 PM »

Quote from: AppleJax on June 25, 2008, 04:57:52 PM

I was just getting lunch and the guy ahead of me was all sorts of pissed off that he wasn't being served. I felt sympathic twords him until I saw that he was wearing a kilt and looking pissed off. It was just a funny combination i suppose.

Groundskeeper Willy?

The_FOO · « **Reply #3454 on:** June 25, 2008, 06:13:54 PM »

Quote from: ihatecliches on June 25, 2008, 04:59:52 PM

There's a thing I enjoy called "having a place to live for the summer," which my mother assured me I would not have if I skipped graduation.

Feh! You're ejimacated now, you can get a job and pay for your own place.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #3455 on:** June 25, 2008, 06:15:51 PM »

Quote from: The_FOO on June 25, 2008, 06:13:54 PM

Feh! You're ejimacated now, you can get a job and pay for your own place.

I have got a job, but I can't pay tuition while simultaneously paying rent. Unless I start stripping...

xolik · « **Reply #3456 on:** June 28, 2008, 05:06:47 PM »

Wunderkind · « **Reply #3457 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:43:45 AM »

Party week!

In a freak chance the entire hotel has emptied for the week due to a giant group cancelling. Third shift gets to party!

It's scary how happy I am about this.

bobbyk · « **Reply #3458 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:50:30 PM »

Thought i'd enrich this thread with my latest internet finding. It's pretty cool. Actually, it's 'wicktacular.' The Ultimate site!

It will rock your world.

BizB · « **Reply #3459 on:** July 01, 2008, 09:03:23 PM »

Quote from: bobbyk on July 01, 2008, 04:50:30 PM

Thought i'd enrich this thread with my latest internet finding. It's pretty cool. Actually, it's 'wicktacular.' The Ultimate site!

It will rock your world.

Just thought I'd remove your spam link. Don't let it happen again.

BizB · « **Reply #3460 on:** July 02, 2008, 09:18:24 AM »

Be glad that your car doesn't run on hot air. THAT could be expensive!

xolik · « **Reply #3461 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:13:29 AM »

Limbaugh is irrelevant, nobody listens to him, he's a hack, just a phase, he'll be kicked off the air, hypocrite, Air America will be his undoing, blah blah blah

Every year the above statements get said, every year he still has huge ratings. I'm not surprised by this at all.

xolik · « **Reply #3462 on:** July 02, 2008, 03:37:45 PM »

There once was a vampire named Mabel
whose periods were really quite stable.
Every full moon, she'd get out a spoon
and drink herself under the table.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #3463 on:** July 02, 2008, 04:44:16 PM »

Quote from: xolik on July 02, 2008, 03:37:45 PM

There once was a vampire named Mabel
whose periods were really quite stable.
Every full moon, she'd get out a spoon
and drink herself under the table.

Vespertine · « **Reply #3464 on:** July 02, 2008, 04:57:13 PM »

Quote from: xolik on July 02, 2008, 03:37:45 PM

There once was a vampire named Mabel
whose periods were really quite stable.
Every full moon, she'd get out a spoon
and drink herself under the table.

I'm sorry xolly, but -1 for making me gag. Blech!

xolik · « **Reply #3465 on:** July 02, 2008, 06:40:23 PM »

What? She likes vodka! What did you think she was drinking?

FINE! No more gross limericks. Killjoys.

sociald1077 · « **Reply #3466 on:** July 02, 2008, 08:59:08 PM »

Don't worry, I enjoyed it and sent it to all my friends

The_FOO · « **Reply #3467 on:** July 02, 2008, 09:18:00 PM »

Quote from: xolik on July 02, 2008, 06:40:23 PM

What? She likes vodka! What did you think she was drinking?

FINE! No more gross limericks. Killjoys.

Poor Xoli... No appreciation for your genius.

xolik · « **Reply #3468 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:16:48 PM »

Apologies in advance..

Two men are standing at the top of a cliff. One has two budgies, one on each shoulder. The other has a parrot and a shotgun. The first guy jumps off the cliff and on the way down the birds fly away. He crashes on the rocks below and rolls over on his back. He looks up just in time to see his friend jump off too.

As the second guy falls and the parrot flies off, he pulls up his shot gun and shoots the bird just before he too crashes onto the rocks. They lie there groaning in agony for a bit before the first guy says, "I really don't see what is supposed to be so great about budgie jumping!"

The second guy lets out a groan and says, "I'm really not too impressed with free fall parrot shooting either!"

12AX7 · « **Reply #3469 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:49:41 PM »

Two city slickers went duck hunting, and after several hours returned to their Escalade with nothing. Coming out of the woods at the same time were several other hunters; each with their limit bagged. Noticing the other hunters had dogs; they decided they would try that as well.
The next day, after several hours of hunting, the two men returned to the Escalade without a single duck.

"I don't get it." one said.

"Me either. We have dogs now; like everyone else..." said the other.

"Maybe we aren't throwing them high enough?"

dcrog · « **Reply #3470 on:** July 03, 2008, 03:55:16 PM »

There's a line at an ATM. A woman starts to massage the man in front of her.
"What the hell are you doing?" he asks.
"You looked stressed and I thought I'd give you a massage
since I'm a masseuse." she says.
"Well I'm a lawyer and you don't see me f*cking the guy in
front of me do you!?!"

Scheherazade · « **Reply #3471 on:** July 03, 2008, 06:19:33 PM »

"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere, is making a penny." -Steven Wright

Wunderkind · « **Reply #3472 on:** July 04, 2008, 12:36:37 AM »

Quote from: ihatecliches on July 03, 2008, 06:19:33 PM

"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere, is making a penny." -Steven Wright

It only costs one penny to think it, it's another penny to say it. It's all in the fine print.

12AX7 · « **Reply #3473 on:** July 04, 2008, 09:02:41 PM »

Y duz a chikin koop hav 2 doars??

Cos if it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan...

Wunderkind · « **Reply #3474 on:** July 04, 2008, 09:32:32 PM »

*shoots at 12 for making her take the time to translate that

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