Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 934757 times)

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #3750 on:** October 10, 2008, 01:10:51 PM »

Quote from: pbsaurus on October 10, 2008, 01:06:57 PM

I just programmed a macro that prepares a manager's report for a rehire named Gary Coleman. Dude we rehired Arnold Drummand...

At the beginning of the report it should read "Here is what we're talking about, Mr. Coleman."

ydnamtnediserp · « **Reply #3751 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:04:15 PM »

12AX7 · « **Reply #3752 on:** October 10, 2008, 11:35:00 PM »

Quote from: ydnamtnediserp on October 10, 2008, 10:04:15 PM

wow.

Ahaha! I like her, but "lol" at the " Foreign Language - D " That sure aint gonna help.

12AX7 · « **Reply #3753 on:** October 11, 2008, 12:16:21 AM »

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.

Short line.

Just one lady in front of me . . . An Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . . .

She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!"

ivan · « **Reply #3754 on:** October 13, 2008, 09:38:09 AM »

I really should not have laughed at that, but I did.

BizB · « **Reply #3755 on:** October 13, 2008, 11:10:25 AM »

I wonder if zorgon would laugh at it. I know Irish would.

I did, too.

RelandR · « **Reply #3756 on:** October 13, 2008, 12:03:48 PM »

That was fluccing funnay.

TheJudge · « **Reply #3757 on:** October 14, 2008, 03:01:16 PM »

My current avatar was my Halloween costume for last year. I just forgot to take it off. The good new is I'm all set of this year's Halloween

xolik · « **Reply #3758 on:** October 15, 2008, 12:12:08 PM »

Picture a wall full of television screens. On each of these screens, the channels are changing constantly, with no show being on for more than about ten to fifteen seconds and all of them have the sound turned way up.

This is how my mind operates. It's only getting worse as I get older and I'm getting sick of it.

BizB · « **Reply #3759 on:** October 15, 2008, 12:44:56 PM »

Welbutrin.

MoonLover · « **Reply #3760 on:** October 16, 2008, 12:43:14 AM »

Quote from: bananaskittles on October 15, 2008, 06:31:08 PM

But I didn't wanna be anything slutty.

Where I'm from those words don't coexist with one another... Wherever your from must a strange, scary place.

TheJudge · « **Reply #3761 on:** October 16, 2008, 08:34:17 AM »

Quote from: bananaskittles on October 15, 2008, 06:31:08 PM

Speaking of Halloween... I GOT MY COSTUME YESTERDAY. Haha I'm such a kid. I'm a cat, original I KNOW! But I didn't wanna be anything slutty.

I dressup every year.

I still tried to convince my wife that it would be hilarious to put a dummy sitting on my porch a few days before Halloween, and I would actually get in the dummy outfit on Halloween night and scare the kids. She absolutely refuses to let me do it. lol!

BizB · « **Reply #3762 on:** October 16, 2008, 08:50:01 AM »

You've seen all the youtube videos of people who got punched when doing just that... yes?

kanca mosan · « **Reply #3763 on:** October 16, 2008, 03:34:26 PM »

Quote from: bananaskittles on October 16, 2008, 02:56:12 PM

God, people always got me with those evil pranks. Its not fun watching an 8 year old have a heart attack, well maybe it is.

They got me once a while ago...it really sucked too.

Is it possible for an 8 year old to have a heart attack? Hrrm...

ivan · « **Reply #3764 on:** October 16, 2008, 04:01:48 PM »

Quote from: xolik on October 15, 2008, 12:12:08 PM

Picture a wall full of television screens. On each of these screens, the channels are changing constantly, with no show being on for more than about ten to fifteen seconds and all of them have the sound turned way up.

This is how my mind operates. It's only getting worse as I get older and I'm getting sick of it.

Come and knock on our door...PFFT...love, love LOVE...PFFT...keep your EYYYYYYEEEEE on the spar-ROW!...PFFT...YOU TAKE THE GOOD YOU TAKE THE BA...PFFT...sunday, monday ha...PFFT...This is it (this is it!), this is life, the one you get, so go and have a ball...PFFT...this is it (this is it!), straight ahead and rest assured, you can’t be sure at all...PFFT!!!...so while you’re here enjoy the view, Keep on doing...PFFT! PFFT!...what you do, so hold on tight we'll...PFFT! FOR GOD'S SAKE!...muddle through one day at a time (one day at a time!)...AAAARRGH! PFFT-PFFFT-PFFFT-PFFFT!...I bet we been together for a million years...OH THANK GOD...And I bet we'll be together for a million more...NEVER THOUGHT...Oh, It's like I started breathing on the night we kissed...THIS ONE COULD SOUND SO GOOD...And I can't remember what I ever did before...LA-LA-LA-LA-LA...What would we do baby, without us?...OK, PFFT...Thank you for being a friend...PFFT...It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights...PFFT...

Ya, that would suck.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #3765 on:** October 17, 2008, 04:43:24 PM »

Quote from: ivan on October 16, 2008, 04:01:48 PM

Come and knock on our door...PFFT...love, love LOVE...PFFT...keep your EYYYYYYEEEEE on the spar-ROW!...PFFT...YOU TAKE THE GOOD YOU TAKE THE BA...PFFT...sunday, monday ha...PFFT...This is it (this is it!), this is life, the one you get, so go and have a ball...PFFT...this is it (this is it!), straight ahead and rest assured, you can’t be sure at all...PFFT!!!...so while you’re here enjoy the view, Keep on doing...PFFT! PFFT!...what you do, so hold on tight we'll...PFFT! FOR GOD'S SAKE!...muddle through one day at a time (one day at a time!)...AAAARRGH! PFFT-PFFFT-PFFFT-PFFFT!...I bet we been together for a million years...OH THANK GOD...And I bet we'll be together for a million more...NEVER THOUGHT...Oh, It's like I started breathing on the night we kissed...THIS ONE COULD SOUND SO GOOD...And I can't remember what I ever did before...LA-LA-LA-LA-LA...What would we do baby, without us?...OK, PFFT...Thank you for being a friend...PFFT...It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights...PFFT...

Ya, that would suck.

I watched the Tivoed most recent South Park episode last night and forgot to tivo past the commercials but they were advertising something with rabbits TV Party. And I wondered to myself if Greg Ginn had seen this commercial. And then you post that Ivan. Sheesssh

pbsaurus · « **Reply #3766 on:** October 17, 2008, 04:44:49 PM »

Oh and Ivan how could you forget "A crack team of commandos..."

ydnamtnediserp · « **Reply #3767 on:** October 19, 2008, 03:08:32 PM »

palin as president!

JaseyWasey · « **Reply #3768 on:** October 20, 2008, 01:17:58 AM »

actually, that link is quite funny, even if I do hate flash

J

TheJudge · « **Reply #3769 on:** October 20, 2008, 07:28:11 AM »

Quote from: BizB on October 16, 2008, 08:50:01 AM

You've seen all the youtube videos of people who got punched when doing just that... yes?

This is why I'd go for a hockey goalie dummy

12AX7 · « **Reply #3770 on:** October 20, 2008, 09:11:21 AM »

A hockey goalie dummy? I thought YOU were gonna sit there....

ivan · « **Reply #3771 on:** October 20, 2008, 12:30:42 PM »

Quote from: pbsaurus on October 17, 2008, 04:44:49 PM

Oh and Ivan how could you forget "A crack team of commandos..."

I was thinking jingles. But since we're on Steven J. Cannel spoken-word opening theme preambles...

He was a cop, and good at his job. But he committed the ultimate sin, and testified against other cops gone bad. Cops that tried to kill him, but got the woman he loved instead. Framed for murder, now he prowls the badlands. An outlaw hunting outlaws, a bounty hunter, a Renegade.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #3772 on:** October 21, 2008, 08:30:46 AM »

Quote from: xolik on October 15, 2008, 12:12:08 PM

Picture a wall full of television screens. On each of these screens, the channels are changing constantly, with no show being on for more than about ten to fifteen seconds and all of them have the sound turned way up.

This is how my mind operates. It's only getting worse as I get older and I'm getting sick of it.

You're gonna end up just like this guy eventually.

Dark Shade · « **Reply #3773 on:** October 21, 2008, 05:09:52 PM »

Quote from: Demosthenes on October 21, 2008, 08:30:46 AM

You're gonna end up just like this guy eventually.

That was my first thought.

xolik · « **Reply #3774 on:** October 23, 2008, 05:16:09 PM »

If you're running windows, hit up windows\microsoft update RIGHT NOW. Big bad exploit is out and MS has released a patch for it.

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