Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 934521 times)

TeraHammer · « **Reply #3775 on:** October 27, 2008, 11:16:25 PM »

So there is this footballplayer playing a match, but everytime he shoots wide he yells: "Damnit I missed".
A priest who is watching the game says to him "If thou says that one more time, God's lightning will strike you down where you stand!"

So when the footballplayer misses again, and again says "damnit I missed"; suddenly a lightning bolt strikes and annihilates the priest. And directly after that a booming voice was heared from the skies: "Damnit I missed!"

Dark Shade · « **Reply #3776 on:** October 28, 2008, 05:20:54 AM »

Quote from: TeraHammer on October 27, 2008, 11:16:25 PM

So there is this footballplayer playing a match, but everytime he shoots wide he yells: "Damnit I missed".
A priest who is watching the game says to him "If thou says that one more time, God's lightning will strike you down where you stand!"

So when the footballplayer misses again, and again says "damnit I missed"; suddenly a lightning bolt strikes and annihilates the priest. And directly after that a booming voice was heared from the skies: "Damnit I missed!"

And welcome back! It's been awhile!

xolik · « **Reply #3777 on:** October 28, 2008, 12:20:21 PM »

You betcha'

12AX7 · « **Reply #3778 on:** October 28, 2008, 01:20:15 PM »

AHAHA!! Looks like the Family Circus style! We could have a whole new round of Family Circus-type Photoshop and Caption threads!
This opens up w o r l d s of new possibilities . . .

BizB · « **Reply #3779 on:** October 28, 2008, 02:54:43 PM »

<Detta>Hate Family Circus</Detta>

12AX7 · « **Reply #3780 on:** October 28, 2008, 03:14:14 PM »

concur

That was why we mutilated and made fun of them, wasn't it?

xolik · « **Reply #3781 on:** October 28, 2008, 04:19:19 PM »

Linux has too many commands available. I think all anybody should really have to know are ls and vi. No special arguments either.

Hate learning a different OS...

Demosthenes · « **Reply #3782 on:** October 28, 2008, 04:20:41 PM »

lol stfu n00b

xolik · « **Reply #3783 on:** October 28, 2008, 04:49:13 PM »

Quote from: Demosthenes on October 28, 2008, 04:20:41 PM

lol stfu n00b

QQ

Demosthenes · « **Reply #3784 on:** October 28, 2008, 04:54:45 PM »

Seriously though, there's a few of us around that have a decent *nix knowledge level. Feel free to PM me if you need a hand... Linux is all I run at home anymore.

xolik · « **Reply #3785 on:** October 28, 2008, 05:46:08 PM »

I suppose I wouldn't have this much trouble if I could actually retain any of the commands I'm supposed to be learning. Plus I'd really love to be able to actually focus on what the chaptTHATDOGHASAPUFFYTAIL!

ydnamtnediserp · « **Reply #3786 on:** October 29, 2008, 09:03:23 AM »

read the first comment.

kanca mosan · « **Reply #3787 on:** October 29, 2008, 09:06:44 AM »

Quote from: ydnamtnediserp on October 29, 2008, 09:03:23 AM

read the first comment.

LMFAO *rolls on floor*

ivan · « **Reply #3788 on:** October 29, 2008, 09:43:02 AM »

Quote from: ydnamtnediserp on October 29, 2008, 09:03:23 AM

read the first comment.

Maybe I have some kind of magic glasses on, but I actually understood what He posted!

Sign of end days, I suppose.

ydnamtnediserp · « **Reply #3789 on:** October 29, 2008, 10:14:33 AM »

hi, ivan!

ydnamtnediserp · « **Reply #3790 on:** October 29, 2008, 02:32:06 PM »

kanca, this might help with your boredom.

kanca mosan · « **Reply #3791 on:** October 29, 2008, 02:36:28 PM »

Thank you for curing my boredom, you kind, kind person.

If nothing else, I got a good laugh out of it. But now I am bored again...

ydnamtnediserp · « **Reply #3792 on:** October 29, 2008, 02:43:30 PM »

i thought you decided to stumble?

kanca mosan · « **Reply #3793 on:** October 29, 2008, 02:47:26 PM »

Quote from: ydnamtnediserp on October 29, 2008, 02:43:30 PM

i thought you decided to stumble?

LMFAO

That video was awesome. Thank you very much...I think I am currently cured of boredom.

ivan · « **Reply #3794 on:** October 29, 2008, 06:55:00 PM »

A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician were sitting in a street cafe watching the crowd. Across the street they saw a man and a woman entering a building. Ten minutes later they reappeared together with a third person.
- They have multiplied, said the biologist.
- Oh no, an error in measurement, the physicist sighed.
- If exactly one person enters the building now, it will be empty again, the mathematician concluded.

Novice · « **Reply #3795 on:** October 29, 2008, 10:29:34 PM »

Quote from: bananaskittles on October 29, 2008, 07:10:53 PM

Cannot compute.

Don't try too hard. Your head might a-spode.

kanca mosan · « **Reply #3796 on:** October 30, 2008, 09:56:51 AM »

Quote from: ivan on October 29, 2008, 06:55:00 PM

A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician were sitting in a street cafe watching the crowd. Across the street they saw a man and a woman entering a building. Ten minutes later they reappeared together with a third person.
- They have multiplied, said the biologist.
- Oh no, an error in measurement, the physicist sighed.
- If exactly one person enters the building now, it will be empty again, the mathematician concluded.

Did they ever think that maybe there was another person already in the building? I mean, come on. Thanks, by the way.

Quote from: bananaskittles on October 29, 2008, 11:08:34 PM

Too late. My head a'sploded all over my beautiful computer screen. .

You have a monitor? I figured you did not have one and just winged it. After all, your avatar does not have a head, so what use would a monitor be?

Demosthenes · « **Reply #3797 on:** October 30, 2008, 10:23:35 AM »

Quote from: bananaskittles on October 29, 2008, 07:10:53 PM

I'm in love. :\ This feeling bothers me. Cannot compute.

Was it because of Ivan's joke? It was pretty funny and all, but it seems like you're overreacting a bit.

ivan · « **Reply #3798 on:** October 30, 2008, 10:43:19 AM »

I don't think the headassplosion was re: my joke. This is, after all, the Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread. But on the slim chance that it was, full disclosure: I read it yesterday on 4chan /b/, after following banana's link in the Bored thread.

Oh, and Kanca -- A scientist is limited to observable facts within the framework of the experiment. A philosopher, the other hand, might consider the possibility of people pre-existing in the building. A philosopher might also consider the possibility of a green jello monster spawning satanic minions, or that the building is an illusion. But the 3 guys in the joke were scientists.

kanca mosan · « **Reply #3799 on:** October 30, 2008, 02:50:33 PM »

Quote from: ivan on October 30, 2008, 10:43:19 AM

Oh, and Kanca -- A scientist is limited to observable facts within the framework of the experiment. A philosopher, the other hand, might consider the possibility of people pre-existing in the building. A philosopher might also consider the possibility of a green jello monster spawning satanic minions, or that the building is an illusion. But the 3 guys in the joke were scientists.

The problem with me is that I do not stop and consider the small details in stories like that, which often leads me to false conclusions.

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