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Author Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread  (Read 934535 times)

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3800 on: October 30, 2008, 03:13:04 PM »
Quote from: kanca mosan on October 30, 2008, 02:50:33 PM
The problem with me is that I do not stop and consider the small details in stories like that, which often leads me to false conclusions.
:-D  Ooo!! Ooo!! Me too! Me too! 
 
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3801 on: October 30, 2008, 03:18:51 PM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on October 30, 2008, 03:13:04 PM
:-D  Ooo!! Ooo!! Me too! Me too! 
 

I feel a little bit more understood now.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3802 on: October 30, 2008, 03:24:23 PM »
Quote from: kanca mosan on October 30, 2008, 03:18:51 PM
I feel a little bit more understood now.

I think we're all trying our best.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3803 on: October 30, 2008, 03:24:34 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3804 on: October 30, 2008, 03:25:01 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on October 30, 2008, 03:23:45 PM
No it wasn't because of Ivan.

I mean, hey -- congratulations!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3805 on: October 30, 2008, 03:26:55 PM »
Quote from: ivan on October 30, 2008, 03:24:23 PM
I think we're all trying our best.


Thank you very much.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3806 on: October 30, 2008, 03:37:18 PM »
That's ok, I'm over it. I already snagged someone with my wit, and she still puts up with it 20 years later. Can't beat that.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3807 on: October 30, 2008, 05:05:54 PM »
Apparently Necessary Random Stuff:
I got a phone call at 2am.
A friend of mine passed away from cancer a month ago.
I lost my internet connection.
I started to care that I lost my internet connection.
I regained my internet connection.
I am back.
 :-P

That is my random necessary stuff.
Deal with my randomness.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3808 on: October 30, 2008, 05:07:41 PM »
Welcome back, WK.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3809 on: October 30, 2008, 05:22:13 PM »
Thank you, and damn you people post a lot in a month.

I'm not reading all of those.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3810 on: October 30, 2008, 05:27:24 PM »
You'll read them all and you'll LIKE IT, young lady!  Otherwise it's no supper for you!   :x
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3811 on: October 30, 2008, 05:56:24 PM »
Only if I can raise a few dead ones with meaningless spam.

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3812 on: October 30, 2008, 06:08:30 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on October 30, 2008, 06:01:18 PM
Well thats good, wouldn't wanna see you go to jail for little old me :) ahah.

Um... I was talking about impressing chicks with my wit, not sex. Is it now illegal to make someone laugh?

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3813 on: October 30, 2008, 06:53:37 PM »
Ok, I'll wait another ten years or so before posting another joke about the scientific method.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3814 on: October 30, 2008, 08:35:41 PM »
Don't worry Wunderkind.  I didn't say anything interesting.  Just skip over my posts.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3815 on: October 31, 2008, 07:11:34 AM »
I'm now finished reading all of Detta's posts.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3816 on: November 01, 2008, 12:12:44 PM »
California Prop 8 is going down like a cheap Thai whore.

1. Being Gay Is Not Natural
And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...

2. Gay Marriage Will Encourage People To Be Gay
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Open The Door To All Kinds Of Crazy Behavior
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.

4. Straight Marriage Has Been Around A Long Time And Hasn't Changed At All
Hence why women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight Marriage Will Be Less Meaningful If Gay Marriage Were Allowed
And we can't let the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.

6. Straight Marriages Are Valid Because They Produce Children
So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our population isn't out of control, our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously Gay Parents Will Raise Gay Children
Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay Marriage Is Not Supported By Religion
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children Can Never Succeed Without A Male And A Female Role Model
Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay Marriage Will Change The Foundation Of Society; We Could Never Adapt To New Social Norms
Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3817 on: November 02, 2008, 08:32:16 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3818 on: November 03, 2008, 01:15:12 PM »
Quote from: xolik on November 01, 2008, 12:12:44 PM
things

Stop using logic, you gay smartypants...it's not fair

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« Reply #3819 on: November 03, 2008, 09:17:30 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3820 on: November 03, 2008, 09:28:47 PM »
Quote from: ydnamtnediserp on November 03, 2008, 09:17:30 PM
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3821 on: November 03, 2008, 10:25:38 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3822 on: November 04, 2008, 04:10:37 PM »
<-- Voted comedy "Bob Barr" option.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3823 on: November 04, 2008, 04:53:58 PM »
Quote from: xolik on November 04, 2008, 04:10:37 PM
<-- Voted comedy "Bob Barr" option.
That makes 2, then.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3824 on: November 04, 2008, 07:58:41 PM »
<---voted comedy McKinney option
« Last Edit: November 06, 2008, 02:07:25 PM by pbsaurus »
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