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Author Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread  (Read 934792 times)

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3875 on: November 26, 2008, 10:25:00 AM »

found it!

NICE!

Congratulations!  Did you use a GPS to find the GPS?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3876 on: November 26, 2008, 11:56:50 AM »

nah. i lifted the clothes out of the laundry basket and.. well, there it was.  :w:
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3877 on: November 26, 2008, 02:43:49 PM »

How did it get in the laundry basket?  Wait...I do not want to know.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3878 on: November 26, 2008, 05:30:19 PM »

I hate Thanksgiving.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3879 on: November 26, 2008, 08:04:35 PM »

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3880 on: November 27, 2008, 12:43:48 AM »

Why?

Because I can't eat turkey, no one in my family can cook, and my ENTIRE family mistakes "Thanksgiving" for "Let's-ridicule-each-other-until-things-get-violent" day.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3881 on: November 27, 2008, 12:49:40 AM »

I've never had Thanksgiving but I hear it's the most difficult meal to get rid of, leftover wise.
Turkey sammiches for months afterwards.  :|
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3882 on: November 27, 2008, 08:05:08 AM »

I've never had Thanksgiving but I hear it's the most difficult meal to get rid of, leftover wise.
Turkey sammiches for months afterwards.  :|
That's the best part, actually.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3883 on: November 27, 2008, 11:41:34 AM »

I've never had Thanksgiving but I hear it's the most difficult meal to get rid of, leftover wise.
Turkey sammiches for months afterwards.  :|

The solution is to get yourself a poor, hungry college student like me and leftovers are a thing of the past!

By the way I am now taking donations in the form of any kind of Thanksgiving leftovers. Please don't bring cranberries. Turducken preferred.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3884 on: December 01, 2008, 03:38:06 AM »

 "One of these days, this'll fit me. You'll be sorry then."
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3885 on: December 02, 2008, 02:51:48 PM »

No, silly. That's the kitty telling ME that! I think he's planning to avenge the carpets...
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3886 on: December 02, 2008, 02:56:52 PM »


Although

You rub the lotion on cat's skin ...

 sounds pretty damn good...
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3887 on: December 03, 2008, 06:53:41 AM »

Either way is good I suppose. It just depends on how much Jeebus powder was involved 2 to 3 hours ago.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3889 on: December 04, 2008, 10:49:04 AM »

This time, instead of flying in on private jets, the Big 3 CEOs are driving hybrids to DC to ask for help from Pelosi.

Our modern American version of crawling on knees before a monarch to beg for mercy.

I hope it works for them.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3890 on: December 04, 2008, 11:16:35 AM »

Couldn't they have taken a bus? Greyhound goes to DC.
That would have been crawling.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3891 on: December 04, 2008, 01:12:42 PM »

That would've been crawling on their motherfucking bellies.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3892 on: December 05, 2008, 10:59:55 AM »

Isn't that what snakes do?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3893 on: December 05, 2008, 11:04:16 AM »

Isn't that what snakes do?

Do you not know how to snake?  "To drag or draw [often out]".

http://www.answers.com/snake
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3894 on: December 05, 2008, 12:37:04 PM »

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3895 on: December 05, 2008, 12:38:09 PM »

I'll be in my bu...

Wait, maybe not.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3896 on: December 05, 2008, 12:40:49 PM »

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3897 on: December 07, 2008, 11:10:07 PM »

So, my sister's ballet company was doing this charity event over the weekend so the whole lot of them (12 girls between the ages of 13 and 17) spent the weekend at our home. I now fear for the future of the female gender. This is how I felt this whole weekend.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3899 on: December 08, 2008, 02:09:34 PM »

Last night at the Trevor Project event they had an open bar for two hours sponsored by Absolut vodka. For two hours I was slamming back as many drinks as they'd give me.

At two this morning I woke up with the worst hangover known to mankind. I really really need to not go so hog wild on during these things.

Best event ever!
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