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Author Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread  (Read 934656 times)

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3900 on: December 08, 2008, 02:13:01 PM »
Did you do anything that you have to write contrite letters of apology over? Or go to court? Paternity tests?

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3901 on: December 08, 2008, 02:15:45 PM »
Quote from: ivan on December 08, 2008, 02:13:01 PM
Did you do anything that you have to write contrite letters of apology over? Or go to court? Paternity tests?



Well, Ping Ping isn't speaking to me, so I'll assume at least one letter is in order.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3902 on: December 08, 2008, 02:19:57 PM »
Awesome.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3903 on: December 08, 2008, 02:31:53 PM »
Any mysterious checks missing out of your checkbook?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3904 on: December 08, 2008, 03:17:48 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3905 on: December 09, 2008, 01:06:09 AM »
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No, not that voorwerp of Hanny's.
Don't worry it's just more space geek news.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3906 on: December 09, 2008, 04:19:36 PM »
My stupid fucking gawk script isn't sorting and it's pissing me off.   :x
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3907 on: December 10, 2008, 05:36:25 AM »
what a black hole.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3908 on: December 10, 2008, 05:02:12 PM »
In Stevie Ray Vaughan's song Dirty Pool, I always thought it sounded like he was singing "Titty Pool".

Which is obviously an entirely different song.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3909 on: December 10, 2008, 06:19:09 PM »
Or not.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3910 on: December 11, 2008, 05:03:46 AM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3911 on: December 11, 2008, 05:14:52 AM »
Hmm. Cats don't usually bite unless they're being held; as in gripped - as in to keep him from getting away. And as anyone knows; you just can't do that with a cat. Of any size. If you want to keep a cat in your lap and it doesn't want to stay there; you have to keep maneuvering it around without actually gripping/holding it.
  That or scruff 'em.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3912 on: December 11, 2008, 08:58:55 AM »
my friend has his cats clawed removed. Then he got reported, and then he got fined. Bummer!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3913 on: December 11, 2008, 09:03:07 AM »
Quote from: RubberFingerStan on December 11, 2008, 08:58:55 AM
and then he got fined.

Good for him! He should have the tip section of his fingers and toes 'removed' as well.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3914 on: December 11, 2008, 09:04:28 AM »
its almost as bad as canned lion hunting!!!!

Remove the tip of his what what i'd say!!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3915 on: December 11, 2008, 09:05:55 AM »
Canned lion is nasty. You can taste all the preservatives. Fresh is much better.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3916 on: December 11, 2008, 09:11:42 AM »
um, I can see the pun. Maybe you wanna google it and see the seriousness of it...
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3917 on: December 11, 2008, 12:00:50 PM »
Quote from: ivan on December 10, 2008, 06:19:09 PM
Or not.

*puts chalk on the tip of his cue*

Rack 'em up!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3918 on: December 11, 2008, 12:04:29 PM »
Whoa don't scratch on that! :-D
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3919 on: December 11, 2008, 12:11:20 PM »
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "9 ball".
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3920 on: December 11, 2008, 12:12:09 PM »
Heh. Or "behind the 8 ball"
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3921 on: December 11, 2008, 12:13:42 PM »
Or "trick shot". 
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3922 on: December 11, 2008, 12:21:48 PM »
hehehe... "felt"
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3923 on: December 11, 2008, 12:24:04 PM »
COCKS LOL
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #3924 on: December 11, 2008, 12:25:06 PM »
+1 lol
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