Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 934598 times)

12AX7 · « **Reply #3975 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:14:55 AM »

Out of curiosity since I've never played GTA; is there an option to help the hooker get cleaned up and/or marry her?

Bloodsau Sage · « **Reply #3976 on:** December 22, 2008, 09:22:54 AM »

Where's the strategy in that?!

Double Botch · « **Reply #3977 on:** December 22, 2008, 09:39:36 AM »

Quote from: Bloodsau Sage on December 22, 2008, 01:14:41 AM

GTA has strategy.
Shoot the hooker or sleep with the hooker. The decisions are virtually endless...

It's sleep with the hooker, then shoot the hooker and get a refund plus any other cash she's made.

Quote from: 12AX7 on December 22, 2008, 05:14:55 AM

Out of curiosity since I've never played GTA; is there an option to help the hooker get cleaned up and/or marry her?

Didn't they call that game Fable II?

xolik · « **Reply #3978 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:35:54 PM »

Finals are over for the semester and I'm happy.

So I'm posting about it on the internet.

RelandR · « **Reply #3979 on:** December 22, 2008, 07:18:12 PM »

Quote from: 12AX7 on December 22, 2008, 05:14:55 AM

... is there an option to help the hooker get cleaned up and/or marry her?

Quote from: Bloodsau Sage on December 22, 2008, 09:22:54 AM

Where's the strategy in that?!

Improving one's R.O.I. ?

... Conceivably, one could reap teh benefits >1+ times per payout.

HeavyJay · « **Reply #3980 on:** December 22, 2008, 07:39:34 PM »

I just had a silly thought about the word "speculate."

I propose that this particular word should have its definition expanded to include, "an action performed by a gynecologist."

"Put your feet in these stirrups, ma'am, and I'll speculate you."

Wunderkind · « **Reply #3981 on:** December 23, 2008, 12:33:27 AM »

In other news:
That's one way to commit suicide.

RelandR · « **Reply #3982 on:** December 23, 2008, 02:03:44 AM »

That would've been the unintended result, evidently he was looking for some hot 440 lb. bear on lonely schmuck action.

Bloodsau Sage · « **Reply #3983 on:** December 23, 2008, 02:08:49 AM »

Stupid bear. If he used his head, he would've got two legs and an arm before the moron realised suicide wasn't the answer.

And all the German sausage jokes... Ruined.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #3984 on:** December 23, 2008, 12:33:22 PM »

Oh, I could think of wurst.

ivan · « **Reply #3985 on:** December 23, 2008, 01:34:24 PM »

What a weiner.

BizB · « **Reply #3986 on:** December 23, 2008, 02:22:35 PM »

I got a hole in one on the 8th hole of Wii golf. Just so you know.

Novice · « **Reply #3987 on:** December 23, 2008, 02:35:04 PM »

It's always a good day when you get to keep your scholarship money.

Double Botch · « **Reply #3988 on:** December 23, 2008, 02:41:04 PM »

Grats to you Novice.

In completely unrelated news, my graphics card is in the process of shitting its pants. Gonna need a new one due to hardware failure. Damn it.

dcrog · « **Reply #3989 on:** December 23, 2008, 05:09:14 PM »

Quote from: BizB on December 23, 2008, 02:22:35 PM

I got a hole in one on the 8th hole of Wii golf. Just so you know.

Good jorb.

I've never gotten a hole in one but I have holed it in from about 120 and 140 yards on an actual course.

Timberwolf · « **Reply #3990 on:** December 23, 2008, 05:39:47 PM »

My boss has custom license plates on his vehicles- one says "5 hlz 1" and the truck has "6 hlz in 1"-golf fanatic

Zwillinge · « **Reply #3991 on:** December 23, 2008, 10:37:25 PM »

I wanted to throw a post out there involving hellos and how are you all!

Hope everyone is well, I haven't popped by here in awhile!

Seasons Greetings/Happy Holidays and whatever suits you! Have a good one! Be as merry as a mouse with cheese!

Scheherazade · « **Reply #3992 on:** December 24, 2008, 02:24:49 PM »

I just got paid to design a bumper sticker for a group called "Main street against the Bailout." They came to this political organization at my school, who directed them towards me, and asked simply "for a bumper sticker that will get noticed."

The bumper sticker is quite plain and says (with slashes representing new lines), "My other car is my house./Main Street Against the Bailout/[their contact info]"

I was afraid it wouldn't be good enough but they liked it very much.

12AX7 · « **Reply #3993 on:** December 24, 2008, 02:52:10 PM »

Oh yeh! Nice one, lol! Congratulations!

12AX7 · « **Reply #3994 on:** January 02, 2009, 09:41:03 PM »

pbsaurus · « **Reply #3995 on:** January 03, 2009, 01:47:22 AM »

I like Emo Philips's business plan for lemonade stands.

The first glass is free. The second glass will cost you dearly because it contains the antidote.

12AX7 · « **Reply #3996 on:** January 05, 2009, 02:29:34 PM »

I LIKE LITTLE PUSSY

by Jane Taylor

I like little Pussy, her coat is so warm;
And if I don’t hurt her, she'll do me no harm.
So I’ll not pull her tail, nor drive her away,
But Pussy and I very gently will play.
She shall sit by my side, and I’ll give her some food;
And she'll love me because I am gentle and good
I’ll pat little Pussy and then she will purr,
And thus show her thanks for my kindness to her.
I’ll not pinch her ears, nor tread on her paw,
Lest I should provoke her to use her sharp claw;
I never will vex her, nor make her displeased,
For Pussy can’t bear to be worried or teased.

ivan · « **Reply #3997 on:** January 07, 2009, 06:19:11 PM »

If I was 20 years younger... On second thought, maybe no.

RelandR · « **Reply #3998 on:** January 07, 2009, 09:04:21 PM »

For me it would require (in addition to the age thing) having an intact unwavering belief in and a well documented, ironclad guarantee of a wonderful afterlife.

Min · « **Reply #3999 on:** January 07, 2009, 09:54:28 PM »

Anyone else experience some problems here today? My internets couldn't find. I didn't like.

In other news. I have to take a college class to get recertified for teaching. I found an online course and submitted it and it was approved. Would you believe that I get to take....ALGEBRA II? I'm so effing psyched! I didn't think they'd really approve it! Algebra II!!

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