Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 934556 times)

Novice · « **Reply #4075 on:** March 05, 2009, 07:39:48 PM »

Hitler painting.

"I can't . . . get . . . ze fucking . . . tree - Damn! I will kill Everyone in the world!"

As recited by Eddie Izzard

HeavyJay · « **Reply #4076 on:** March 06, 2009, 07:39:06 AM »

I just took a trigger-style guitar capo I wasn't using, held it upside down and pretended it was a Walther PPK, then skulked around the house humming the 007 theme.

I need to get out more.

xolik · « **Reply #4077 on:** March 06, 2009, 10:18:08 AM »

Quote from: bananaskittles on March 05, 2009, 08:49:43 PM

I would love to have a bum. But there are no bums where I come from. NONE AT ALL!

Then how do you crap?

In other news, Coppertone changed the formula for their sunscreen so it's a lot thicker now which is great because that means I can finally use it without looking like I just took one off the chin.

HeavyJay · « **Reply #4078 on:** March 06, 2009, 10:31:13 AM »

Quote from: xolik on March 06, 2009, 10:18:08 AM

In other news, Coppertone changed the formula for their sunscreen so it's a lot thicker now which is great because that means I can finally use it without looking like I just took one off the chin.

They took Steve Irwin's line of suntan lotions off the market, though. No protection against deadly rays.

Probie · « **Reply #4079 on:** March 06, 2009, 10:32:46 AM »

Quote from: HeavyJay on March 06, 2009, 10:31:13 AM

They took Steve Irwin's line of suntan lotions off the market, though. No protection against deadly rays.

cheap shot and you know it.

HeavyJay · « **Reply #4080 on:** March 06, 2009, 10:35:38 AM »

Quote from: Probie on March 06, 2009, 10:32:46 AM

cheap shot and you know it.

That's what makes it great!

xolik · « **Reply #4081 on:** March 06, 2009, 03:55:58 PM »

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2009/feb/25/gop-lawmakers-comments-hiv-promiscuity-cause-uproa/

Damn babies. It's all their fault, you know. We'll make them suffer.

Novice · « **Reply #4082 on:** March 06, 2009, 05:44:19 PM »

TF2 is great.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #4083 on:** March 11, 2009, 01:58:15 PM »

Quote from: HeavyJay on March 06, 2009, 10:31:13 AM

They took Steve Irwin's line of suntan lotions off the market, though. No protection against deadly rays.

T________________________________________T

Novice · « **Reply #4084 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:46:12 PM »

Linear algebra is simultaneously the last math class I will ever have to take and the first math class I haven't been able to breeze through. College isn't fair.

xolik · « **Reply #4085 on:** March 15, 2009, 10:59:44 AM »

I'm going to be so late for church. I knew I shouldn't have stayed up all night watching "Fortune Nookie."

Novice · « **Reply #4086 on:** March 16, 2009, 03:39:24 AM »

So far my plans for spring break:

Monday: Go to Super Target, buy bawls (safe for work

), play as many HL2 episodes I can.

Tuesday - Sunday: TBD . . .

Probie · « **Reply #4087 on:** March 16, 2009, 04:06:25 AM »

Did you ever try Jolt? My collegue raves about it. I'm into the orange relentless right now, but I also like red devil...it just so damn small.

Min · « **Reply #4088 on:** March 16, 2009, 06:44:28 AM »

I aint seen Bawls like that since BC/DC.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #4089 on:** March 16, 2009, 12:15:33 PM »

They recently started stocking BAWLS at the 7-11 near my house...it made me so happy. If I never have to drink another can of sweetened ram's piss it'll be too soon.

ivan · « **Reply #4090 on:** March 16, 2009, 05:50:37 PM »

Quote from: xolik on March 15, 2009, 10:59:44 AM

I'm going to be so late for church. I knew I shouldn't have stayed up all night watching "Fortune Nookie."

This is the first I've ever heard of this "Fortune Nookie", so I don't know anything about it.

And yet, somehow I suspect I know everything about it.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #4091 on:** March 16, 2009, 06:20:29 PM »

Quote from: Detta on March 16, 2009, 06:44:28 AM

I aint seen Bawls like that since BC/DC.

Last time I had any.

xolik · « **Reply #4092 on:** March 17, 2009, 09:25:46 AM »

Police in Conn. chase outbreak of cockfighting.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/connecticut/articles/2009/03/16/police_in_conn_chase_outbreak_of_cockfighting/

Quote

"They could hear roosters crowing," Corbett said. "They could hear people cheering. And when they went inside, there were these 23 men in there with - for lack of a better term - a miniature boxing ring."

Dare I say it was a cock ring?

Min · « **Reply #4093 on:** March 18, 2009, 03:15:45 PM »

Fucking Nowledge.

Min · « **Reply #4094 on:** March 18, 2009, 03:35:13 PM »

Right so anyway I found a dude on craigslist who is selling all of his Stupid Sexy Flanders DVD's for 20 bucks and I want them. Putting a coordinate plane on top of a map of Richmond, I live at (-1,-1). He lives at (-7, -1). I suggested we meet at a starbucks around (-4,-1)...you know, around the midpoint.

Dude emails me and asks if I am familiar with the Short Pump area (stop snickering). That's at (-7, 7)!!! Are you serious? He is clearly not familiar with the distance formula.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #4095 on:** March 18, 2009, 05:26:58 PM »

So where is the long pump area?

Min · « **Reply #4096 on:** March 18, 2009, 05:36:34 PM »

Ask Xolik.

ivan · « **Reply #4097 on:** March 18, 2009, 05:49:32 PM »

Quote from: Detta on March 18, 2009, 05:36:34 PM

Ask Xolik.

When he's 10 feet tall...

And if you go chasing rabbits,
And you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call...
Call Xolik
When he was just small...

When men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Xolik...
I think he'll know...

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head Feed your head Feed your head"

xolik · « **Reply #4098 on:** March 18, 2009, 06:00:29 PM »

oh god my boss was singing that today... minus my name of course. FREAKY.

ivan · « **Reply #4099 on:** March 18, 2009, 06:58:26 PM »

Yes. It's happening.

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