Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 934775 times)

pbsaurus · « **Reply #4100 on:** March 18, 2009, 07:50:28 PM »

Sends out word to begin phase V11

xolik · « **Reply #4101 on:** March 23, 2009, 01:31:21 PM »

Whisky Tango Foxtrot Japan? Seriously...

http://www.metro.co.uk/galleryDetailPage.html?in_gallery_id=2142&in_page_id=3&in_image_id=26251&in_category_id=2087

Cute word filter.

ivan · « **Reply #4102 on:** March 23, 2009, 01:47:44 PM »

I can see myself in one of those.

xolik · « **Reply #4103 on:** March 24, 2009, 04:20:35 PM »

Nothing to see here. My WSUS server is a damn dirty liar.

jeee · « **Reply #4104 on:** March 26, 2009, 04:47:34 AM »

We play Jenga as sort of a drinking game, next time I am gonna bring this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9BmTmMEOhQ#noexternalembed

Probie · « **Reply #4105 on:** March 26, 2009, 05:08:56 AM »

Quote from: jeee on March 26, 2009, 04:47:34 AM

We play Jenga as sort of a drinking game, next time I am gonna bring this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9BmTmMEOhQ#noexternalembed

This is almost as amazing as daft punk hands!

xolik · « **Reply #4106 on:** April 01, 2009, 11:25:59 AM »

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

The twinkie\bacon thing looks good.

Socrates · « **Reply #4107 on:** April 01, 2009, 11:36:20 AM »

Quote from: xolik on April 01, 2009, 11:25:59 AM

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

The twinkie\bacon thing looks good.

The thunderdome caught my eye

Probie · « **Reply #4108 on:** April 01, 2009, 01:29:23 PM »

I have been eyeing up the heat attack sandwich for a while now!!

BizB · « **Reply #4109 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:03:48 PM »

I made this one for a potluck lunch at work.
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/87907663/bacon-weave-roll-with-cheese-submitted-by-staci

xolik · « **Reply #4110 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:12:24 PM »

LEGION OF DOOM EVIL PLAN LIST FOR APRIL 2ND, 2009:

-Lex Luthor proposes that we destroy Superman once and for all by utilizing the full potential of his Nazi Gorilla Factory.

-Scarecrow proposes handing out haunted Gameboys to the world's children, then stealing their pocket change as they are eaten by ghosts. This will lure Batman out of hiding, and to his doom.

-Captain Cold has discovered The Flash's weakness: his crippling fear of donkeys. He proposes we kidnap him, and leave him at...THE WORLD'S BIGGEST DONKEY FARM.

-Brainiac has a special gift in store for Hawkman's birthday. A birthday cake....MADE OF COBRAS. And those cobras are made of knives.

-The Riddler has a riddle for Robin: what carries a laser rifle and is red all over? SPACE BOLSHEVIKS!

-For the 917th consecutive time, Bizzaro's plan doesn't make any fucking sense.

-Black Manta proposes that Aquaman should "meet his doom." Details of said doom-meeting are forthcoming due to a delayed funding request, but tentative plans call for an evil submarine which shoots smaller, even more evil submarines.

-Sinestro has just returned from Planet Yellowgun, where all their guns and bullets are yellow. He cannot wait to see Green Lantern again.

-Giganta has put in her third request to receive a new arch-enemy, stating that yesterday, she distracted Wonder Woman for ten minutes by placing a box containing two paper clips, some masking tape and a tennis ball in front of her. She demands a new nemesis on the grounds that "I have a right to some fucking self-respect."

Probie · « **Reply #4111 on:** April 02, 2009, 03:40:24 AM »

This is potentially old, but I only came across it the other day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQGtucrJ8hM#noexternalembed

xolik · « **Reply #4112 on:** April 03, 2009, 04:43:30 PM »

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2009/04/should-obama-control-internet

Quick answer: No. The Anointed One should not.

Cerberus · « **Reply #4113 on:** April 06, 2009, 01:48:04 AM »

The Cybersecurity Act of 2009 now that idea is madder than a fish biscuit on a hot summers day. The internet should be left free, we need the WWF (I mean the tree hugging hippies not the men in tights formanly know as WWF) before the free internet is extinct.. Well life on this side of the pond isn't any better "new labour"are just as mad and bad.
And for all you North Korean subscribers, well done for getting on the internet however now have a peek at the NASA website or the ESA (if your desperate).

xolik · « **Reply #4114 on:** April 13, 2009, 08:07:34 PM »

So, uh, about me and Lopeka....

Yeah....

It's not much for now. Just simple titanium bands, but....I hope to upgrade them later on.

Min · « **Reply #4115 on:** April 13, 2009, 08:40:03 PM »

Whoa! Congratulations!!!

Socrates · « **Reply #4116 on:** April 14, 2009, 06:56:33 AM »

Quote from: xolik on April 13, 2009, 08:07:34 PM

So, uh, about me and Lopeka....

Yeah....

It's not much for now. Just simple titanium bands, but....I hope to upgrade them later on.

Congrats!

Demosthenes · « **Reply #4117 on:** April 14, 2009, 08:36:28 AM »

Awesome!

Probie · « **Reply #4118 on:** April 14, 2009, 09:27:15 AM »

Woohoo! Also that picture is the sweetest thing I have seen all day.

xolik · « **Reply #4119 on:** April 14, 2009, 01:30:48 PM »

Thanks so much for the happy thoughts! I'm pretty jazzed about it.

Vespertine · « **Reply #4120 on:** April 14, 2009, 11:03:26 PM »

Gratz, xolly! I'm very happy for you.

xolik · « **Reply #4121 on:** April 15, 2009, 01:03:45 PM »

Today on "Professor Xolik Explains it All" we take on the age old issue of "Would you fuck a clone of yourself?"

And now, here he is, Professor Xolik! *applause*

Ahem, thank you for that lovely introduction! I've been frequently asked during various occasions (fancy state dinners and the such) if it is right or proper for one to fuck a clone of themselves. Fortunately, the Ancient Texts of Yore cover this very problem. Let us now turn to them for their wisdom, shall we?

"If Yew shall run encountre with a Homonculuf shaped in your visage, it is Lawful and Mandatorie that Relationf of a Sexual Nature must occur and Rightly. If upon encountering Yourself from a Future Date, having arrived at this tyme using a Tyme Travelling Machine, having threwn them selves around the Sunne counter-clock-wife or by using means of Devilry and Witchecraft, you must also engage in Relationf of a Sexual Nature. It is God's wille that this is not a Homo-sexual Incident, as one can not be a Bedaemoned Sodomite if one is giving a copie of Himself a Blow-Job."

And there you have it. Not only is it the right thing to do, it doesn't even count as being gay so you're off the hook!

That's all the time we have for today's show. Thank you, you've been a great audience!

xolik · « **Reply #4122 on:** April 17, 2009, 03:13:43 PM »

I apologize for the length of the post but it's slightly amusing.

RULES OF THE BATHHOUSE <--*note this is totally NOT from person experience*

You can have a heart attack screwing in the whirlpool. <--This actually happened to a guy I used to work with. Did some drugs, hit the bathhouse and was found floating in the pool the next day. Yikes!

It is extremely hazardous to your health to attempt to inhale poppers while under water.

Saying "I'm resting" to everyone who seeks entry into your room defeats the purpose of going to the baths.

If everyone who said "I don't come here often" (

) was telling the truth, there would be no one there.

Those who lay naked on their stomachs with their asses in the air remind one of electric pencil sharpeners.

If you are looking for a wonderfully spiritual union with a kindred spirit, you are in the wrong place.

Do not assume that the guys walking into walls are on some weird new drug; most likely, they have just left their glasses in their lockers. It is better to look good than to see good.

Please realize that bathrooms, even those at the tubs, do have legitimate purposes. Giving someone a bj in a stall while outside the locked door seven guys are turning various shades of green will not make you popular.

If you see a man in a room with a can of Crisco, a thick belt, and a bottle of poppers neatly arrayed on the little table, before entering, be certain you know the purpose of all three items.

When it's past the wrist is not the time to say "no".

Spending seventy-two consecutive hours at the tubs will neither destroy your reputation nor greatly enhance it.

If you are at the baths busily cheating on your lover, don't make a scene should you discover him there.

People who say, "I've never done that before," should be informed that the ability to deep throat is not genetic.

After you've been hosed by twelve guys in the orgy room, you will never again convince anyone with your coy routine.

Law of maximum discomfort: When they call your room number or locker number to the front desk you will inevitably be in a position impossible to get out of quickly without seriously injuring yourself.

You can cause a panic by yelling, "There's a man in room 379!"

Giggling is not a correct response to, "Wanna screw?"

It is pointless to consider why guys who won't even talk to you at the bars are so eager to blow you at the baths.

Spending more than two hours with one number at the baths makes you two "an item." More than four hours makes you engaged. On a good night, it is possible to commit bigamy.

For some unknown reason, it is considered embarrassing to make it with someone you already know.

Spending hours deciding what to wear to the bathhouse is a particularly inane waste of time.

Possession of more than three bath cards makes you a serious faggot.

Believe it or not, it is possible to have good sex without using poppers. A man in New Jersey claims to do it all the time.

xolik · « **Reply #4123 on:** April 17, 2009, 05:45:33 PM »

I'm a fairly center-right kind of fellow and I don't see what all the hoopla is from conservatives over the DHS report about right-wing extremist groups getting recruits during this period in time. People like Rush, Sean Hannity, Mark Levine (all of which whom I actually listen to) got their panties in a bunch over it screaming about how they're all being persecuted and blah blah blah. Funny thing is, in the entire report the word 'conservative' doesn't show up. Just right-wing hate groups and things of that nature. So...why do they think it's about them? Guilty conscience, maybe?

Oh and before you wonder why I listen to people like that, I also have a button set to the local Air America affiliate. I like to try to hear things from all angles.

xolik · « **Reply #4124 on:** April 17, 2009, 06:53:25 PM »

I OWN THIS THREAD MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

And George Will hates denim.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/04/15/AR2009041502861.html

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