Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 934547 times)

Vespertine · « **Reply #4200 on:** June 11, 2009, 03:34:50 PM »

Quote from: 12AX7 on June 11, 2009, 02:16:28 PM

So the Structure is non-Standard?

Pretty much, yeah. There are many different flavors of SQL that all have slight (to moderate) syntax differences.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #4201 on:** June 11, 2009, 05:41:14 PM »

Thanks for the correction. It felt really good :knotty:

12AX7 · « **Reply #4202 on:** June 11, 2009, 07:27:25 PM »

My periodontist is a magician. How else could one bust up a big, rear chewing tooth; extract it root by root, close the gaping hole (sort of- cant close it all the way), and send me home - and I have YET to feel any pain from it. That was yesterday between 11:00 and 12:30, so the whateveritisnowadays-ocaine has been worn off for over a day and a half. Still, no pain, no soreness, nothing. The only real incovienience at all, really, is the gauze packing in the corner of my mouth.
It was the same when he cut out my wisdom teeth, too. One he had to open up the jaw and grind a big calcium buildup down. No pain. Not during, nor after.
He does write me prescriptions for heavy-duty painkillers (Lortabs); but I always get it filled and then never need them.

Novice · « **Reply #4203 on:** June 11, 2009, 09:09:19 PM »

Unused painkillers you say . .

12AX7 · « **Reply #4204 on:** June 12, 2009, 04:32:01 PM »

Well, now, I didn't say unused... I said "not needed". *ahem*

Vespertine · « **Reply #4205 on:** June 15, 2009, 01:07:46 PM »

Quote from: pbsaurus on June 11, 2009, 05:41:14 PM

Thanks for the correction. It felt really good :knotty:

That's, "Thanks for the correction, Mistress." Don't make me pull out the ball-gag again!!!

pbsaurus · « **Reply #4206 on:** June 15, 2009, 02:15:30 PM »

You are too good to me Mistress

* pbsaurus cowers appropriately

ShieldProtector · « **Reply #4207 on:** June 18, 2009, 09:59:12 PM »

Quote from: Demosthenes on July 28, 2008, 11:15:57 AM

Drink recipe I came up with last night:

Ingredients
1 part vodka
1 part Maker's Mark
1 part TripleSec
3 parts pineapple juice
1 orange slice, quartered

Pour the liquor and the pineapple juice into a shaker with some ice. Shake thoroughly. Pour into a tall glass over ice and the orange pieces.

Enjoy!

Is this drink is much better when you put some ice to it.,? What kind of ice maker do you use?

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Wunderkind · « **Reply #4208 on:** June 18, 2009, 10:07:35 PM »

*shoots the newbie with spam in his signature*

Probie · « **Reply #4209 on:** June 19, 2009, 04:17:31 AM »

yummy yummy yummy

Min · « **Reply #4210 on:** June 19, 2009, 08:30:26 AM »

I was going to edit the sig but that's just so lame it's hilarious!

Min · « **Reply #4211 on:** June 22, 2009, 02:49:26 PM »

I hung out with my family in NY this weekend. It's always tons of fun. Best line of the weekend:

We're playing Wii Bowling. Uncle Dick is pestering Uncle Steve...

Uncle Dick: Ah, you threw it too hard Steve. Too much spin, Steve. You can't get them down!

Uncle Steve knocks the rest of them down.

Uncle Steve: I GOT A SPARE, DICK!!
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AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT!!

12AX7 · « **Reply #4212 on:** June 22, 2009, 06:43:47 PM »

HECTAR!

xolik · « **Reply #4213 on:** June 30, 2009, 02:27:23 PM »

Congratulations, Minnesota! You just joined Iran in in the “how to run a fair election” category!

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/06/30/franken.ruling/index.html

1 -- Get the initial count close
2 -- Start the recount, and keep (re)counting until the Democrat is ahead
3 -- Stop counting and declare victory
4 -- Profit!

You'd think after the whole Bush\Gore fiasco, people would learn.

xolik · « **Reply #4214 on:** July 01, 2009, 10:30:18 AM »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090701/us_nm/us_americanapparel

The ironing is delicious.

Probie · « **Reply #4215 on:** July 01, 2009, 12:11:04 PM »

when you're eyes hurt because you "forgot to blink" you know you've been sitting infront of your pc for too long!

my eyes hurt.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #4216 on:** July 01, 2009, 05:13:01 PM »

There is a certain point where all your hard worn efforts to get along with other people comes crashing down around you and drama cracks the frame of peace you've been living in. You get blamed for everthing going wrong, even though you were the only one trying to steer away from it. It's you're fault, even though you were the only trying to avoid the mess to begin with. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. It's just annoying as hell. Here I am going on about my life as if nothing is wrong, minding my own business, only to be reminded loudly how long grudges can be held and how, no, no one will ever forget how you are the family fuck up and yes, you will always be reminded of it.
You make an effort. You decide. I'm not going to be an asshole. What she said to me last night, really wasn't that big of deal. He didn't really mean it that way. She's just tired. He's working twice as hard as I am. You're efforts are useless garbage, tossed away into some wanton metal can on some diseased street corner, a crumpled up piece of white on the corner of block in that graphic novel you're reading, insignificant.
You know what? Fuck it all. Be an asshole. You're working just as hard as everyone else to make end's meet and if it's good enough of an excuse for other people to treat you like shit. It's just good enough of an excuse to work the other way. Be a significant portion of red splattered over the page at the place of the murder scene.
Don't help other people if you want a thank you... ever. Don't be like me. Don't give a hand up to people even though you know their just going to stand on your shoulders and say that they are that tall. Don't help people out even though you know they're going to take you and preverbially mug you. Don't be glad to watch them walk away with all they ever wanted because you've got nothing left. I'll probably still be this way in the morning, but for what ever reason you believe in, be it God, science, or the lack thereof of either or both, don't be like me.
It's a shitty way to go through life. Be a cock-sucking bastard to everyone you meet. There's only a nominal chance they'll remember you in the morning. And the world can afford those casualties... right?

xolik · « **Reply #4217 on:** July 01, 2009, 05:43:34 PM »

Quote from: Wunderkind on July 01, 2009, 05:13:01 PM

Be a cock-sucking bastard to everyone you meet.

Way ahead of you.

Probie · « **Reply #4218 on:** July 01, 2009, 06:20:39 PM »

HECTAR!

Demosthenes · « **Reply #4219 on:** July 02, 2009, 11:36:52 AM »

Quote from: Wunderkind on July 01, 2009, 05:13:01 PM

There is a certain point where all your hard worn efforts to get along with other people comes crashing down around you and drama cracks the frame of peace you've been living in. You get blamed for everthing going wrong, even though you were the only one trying to steer away from it. It's you're fault, even though you were the only trying to avoid the mess to begin with. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. It's just annoying as hell. Here I am going on about my life as if nothing is wrong, minding my own business, only to be reminded loudly how long grudges can be held and how, no, no one will ever forget how you are the family fuck up and yes, you will always be reminded of it.
You make an effort. You decide. I'm not going to be an asshole. What she said to me last night, really wasn't that big of deal. He didn't really mean it that way. She's just tired. He's working twice as hard as I am. You're efforts are useless garbage, tossed away into some wanton metal can on some diseased street corner, a crumpled up piece of white on the corner of block in that graphic novel you're reading, insignificant.
You know what? Fuck it all. Be an asshole. You're working just as hard as everyone else to make end's meet and if it's good enough of an excuse for other people to treat you like shit. It's just good enough of an excuse to work the other way. Be a significant portion of red splattered over the page at the place of the murder scene.
Don't help other people if you want a thank you... ever. Don't be like me. Don't give a hand up to people even though you know their just going to stand on your shoulders and say that they are that tall. Don't help people out even though you know they're going to take you and preverbially mug you. Don't be glad to watch them walk away with all they ever wanted because you've got nothing left. I'll probably still be this way in the morning, but for what ever reason you believe in, be it God, science, or the lack thereof of either or both, don't be like me.
It's a shitty way to go through life. Be a cock-sucking bastard to everyone you meet. There's only a nominal chance they'll remember you in the morning. And the world can afford those casualties... right?

Well-said.

My Rule #1: Don't take crap from anyone. And I mean anyone.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #4220 on:** July 03, 2009, 01:18:59 PM »

Dude, you're ugly and your mom dresses you funny.

12AX7 · « **Reply #4221 on:** July 03, 2009, 05:16:06 PM »

Quote from: pbsaurus on July 03, 2009, 01:18:59 PM

Dude, you're ugly and your mom dresses you funny.

..and she wears combat boo- ...wait. That's not a joke anymore, is it?

12AX7 · « **Reply #4222 on:** July 05, 2009, 05:25:38 AM »

Bananas! BananaSkittles!! BananaDaquiri! Banana boat! Banana. . . coffins?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529985,00.html

Best line in article:
"I guess you can go to hell in a handbasket now."

pbsaurus · « **Reply #4223 on:** July 08, 2009, 06:47:40 PM »

Banana hammock?

Novice · « **Reply #4224 on:** July 09, 2009, 01:09:24 PM »

You asked for it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU#noexternalembed

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