Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 934747 times)

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #4300 on:** August 18, 2009, 01:12:53 PM »

I think it's hilarious that people think the Space Lizards can be stopped by your bullets.

BizB · « **Reply #4301 on:** August 18, 2009, 02:19:11 PM »

What Obama has already done is stop the sale of spent casings from the military - unless the buyer promises to melt down the materials for recycling. This has drastically increased the cost of ammunition and decreased the availability of cheap ammunition.

...or so I heard.

12AX7 · « **Reply #4302 on:** August 18, 2009, 02:21:26 PM »

Boon for the black market. Fools.

RainsfordTriumphs · « **Reply #4303 on:** August 18, 2009, 05:13:21 PM »

I found this T-Shirt the other day. Figured what the hey, some geeky brethren might want to get crunk up in the club with this piece strapped on.

It's a tee that has an LED equalizer that actually responds to muzak.

I went to a party with it and all the girls had chick-boner's for me.

RainsfordTriumphs · « **Reply #4304 on:** August 18, 2009, 05:18:22 PM »

Oh, I guess I should have linked it.

Here: http://www.dillyeo.com/Product/Detail/6881

xolik · « **Reply #4305 on:** August 18, 2009, 05:35:16 PM »

Quote from: RainsfordTriumphs on August 18, 2009, 05:13:21 PM

I went to a party with it and all the girls had chick-boner's for me.

Socrates · « **Reply #4306 on:** August 19, 2009, 06:51:54 AM »

Quote from: Lacerda on August 18, 2009, 01:12:53 PM

I think it's hilarious that people think the Space Lizards can be stopped by your bullets.

I think you need to fill out some paperwork after making this slip up.

Min · « **Reply #4307 on:** August 19, 2009, 04:44:24 PM »

Quote from: xolik on August 18, 2009, 01:09:39 PM

So my friend's dad makes bullets and he and my friend sells them by the box at local gun shows. Normally he pulls in about $300-600 per show, which is a modest amount considering it's more like a side hobby for him. Ever since Obama took office, he's now making about $2000-3000 per show. Apparently Obama is going to ban all weapons because he's part of the Zionist conspiracy to enslave all white people on behalf the the space lizard master race to prevent the second coming of Christ who happens to be the only person who knows the location of the REAL birth certificate.

My friend just nods, smiles, and takes their cash.

The gun show ad here in Richmond says "Get your guns WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!".

RainsfordTriumphs · « **Reply #4308 on:** August 20, 2009, 09:00:36 AM »

Quote from: xolik on August 18, 2009, 05:35:16 PM

Aw damnit, damnit, damnit. PAY ATTENTION, SELF.

xolik · « **Reply #4309 on:** August 20, 2009, 09:53:27 AM »

Quote from: RainsfordTriumphs on August 20, 2009, 09:00:36 AM

Aw damnit, damnit, damnit. PAY ATTENTION, SELF.

Ok, I like you. You took a humorous critique and didn't go all INTERNET TOUGH GUY as a result.

Novice · « **Reply #4310 on:** August 26, 2009, 12:52:15 PM »

Leave it to KFC.

http://www.kansascity.com/stargazing/story/1405435.html

12AX7 · « **Reply #4311 on:** August 31, 2009, 09:03:08 AM »

mentally stimulating diversions

xolik · « **Reply #4312 on:** September 03, 2009, 04:30:14 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTQawLBC59g#noexternalembed&feature=related

I PLEDGE TO BE SUBSERVIENT TO ~~DEAR LEADER~~ PRESIDENT OBAMA!

What the hell is wrong with these people? I don't give a rat's ass who the president is but when you turn into such a goddamn drone that you declare loyalty pledges to the guy, this country is heading down the wrong path.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/20090903/pl_ynews/ynews_pl888_1

Why no, this isn't an attempt to indoctrinate school children at all. You're just stupid and dumb. No indoctrination attempts at all here, so move along citizen. Have you said your loyalty pledge to the President today? How has President Obama inspired you recently?

The Cult of Obama is really starting to scare me.

h4wt_b3t4 · « **Reply #4313 on:** September 05, 2009, 04:29:18 AM »

Here, we witness the deserved punishment of those who voted for Barack Obama. (Just kidding. I don't care who you voted for. But I still don't like him.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYlknfLlsWU#noexternalembed&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999

12AX7 · « **Reply #4314 on:** September 05, 2009, 05:15:20 PM »

Quote from: xolik on September 03, 2009, 04:30:14 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/20090903/pl_ynews/ynews_pl888_1

Why no, this isn't an attempt to indoctrinate school children at all. You're just stupid and dumb. No indoctrination attempts at all here, so move along citizen. Have you said your loyalty pledge to the President today? How has President Obama inspired you recently?

The Cult of Obama is really starting to scare me.

I lolled ..a little bit:

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In an ironic twist, one Missouri school won't be airing the speech because of a lack of funding. Michelle Baumstark, spokeswoman for Columbia public schools, told the Columbia Daily Tribune, "We don’t have the funding or the equipment to support that type of broadcasting.”

Demosthenes · « **Reply #4315 on:** September 08, 2009, 02:03:11 PM »

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

Novice · « **Reply #4316 on:** September 08, 2009, 03:10:25 PM »

Quote from: Demosthenes on September 08, 2009, 02:03:11 PM

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

Wow, this is the greatest.

xolik · « **Reply #4317 on:** September 08, 2009, 04:16:27 PM »

Quote from: 12AX7 on September 05, 2009, 05:15:20 PM

I lolled ..a little bit:

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/sep/02/wh-withdraws-call-students-help-obama/

Haha. Priceless. "After the speech, how about everybody write about what they can do to help our Glorious Leader. Perhaps you know of some neighbors or maybe there are some in your family that don't fully support the Great Leader's vision that you could email the White House about? Why not have a nice group discussion on what He would want you to do, or to make it easier, perhaps think of it as WWOD?" Oh crap, people actually have a problem with this? Let's quickly change all the language and claim it was all just a big misunderstanding and blame kkkonservatives.

In all honesty, President Obama is fast becoming my favourite president.

ivan · « **Reply #4318 on:** September 08, 2009, 04:48:05 PM »

Quote from: Demosthenes on September 08, 2009, 02:03:11 PM

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

Oh man, I wish I had said every one of those things. Brilliant.

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"It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"

pbsaurus · « **Reply #4319 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:40:18 PM »

Quote from: Demosthenes on September 08, 2009, 02:03:11 PM

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

Yep, I added that a couple of weeks ago! :detta:

Probie · « **Reply #4320 on:** September 09, 2009, 05:56:41 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXel2cTkx_8#noexternalembed&feature=channel_page

I know its been done a lot. But I found this particularly funny. Also if your English look out for the very last sub title!

Probie · « **Reply #4321 on:** September 09, 2009, 06:06:32 AM »

I also found this when looking at the shitmydadsays twitter page

http://twitter.com/textsFromPedro?utm_source=follow&utm_campaign=twitter20080331162631&utm_medium=email

Probie · « **Reply #4322 on:** September 09, 2009, 07:22:08 AM »

And something serious!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/8245760.stm

This boy was held for four and half years of his life for a crime someone else admitted to! It's a very big case where I live and we are very relieved it is over. But justice needs to be done. Jack Straw should get sacked for his behaviour during the whole of this event and the real culprit should serve the time sentenced. Shields should also get compensation for the four years of his life that have been stolen.

xolik · « **Reply #4323 on:** September 14, 2009, 07:39:13 PM »

Sorry, but a lot of you guys aren't really helping the cause....

http://www.flickr.com/photos/42406957@N04/

Pics from the 9/12 protests.

12AX7 · « **Reply #4324 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:37:03 PM »

Marcus Parmigiana

heh. Kids.

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