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Author Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread  (Read 934759 times)

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4525 on: December 19, 2009, 10:55:39 AM »

She is awfully HAWT.

The pride of our nation, truly.

HOW DO YOU ALLOW YOURSELF TO GET SO FAT? Don't tell me it's genetic either. That's a horseshit excuse used by lazy people who would rather shovel pie into their gaping maw than go for an occasional walk.

Irritates me...
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4526 on: December 19, 2009, 12:02:58 PM »

The pride of our nation, truly.

HOW DO YOU ALLOW YOURSELF TO GET SO FAT?
Irritates me...

  The same mentality that allows you to wear that shirt in public and either think nothing of it; or think it's funny and cool.


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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4527 on: December 19, 2009, 12:10:01 PM »

They really need to remake Wizard of Oz with zombies, that way the scarecrow's song will be even funnier.

I would dance and be merry

Life would be a ding-a-derry

If I only had a brain
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4528 on: December 19, 2009, 07:46:29 PM »

I started taking night classes at a Community College back in 2003. I made the terrible mistake of not going straight to college after high school. After many setbacks either due to work or the school not offering my required courses for a particular semester, I'm finally done. I passed my last final today and finally have a crappy A.S. in Network and Computing Technology.

It's not much in the big scheme of things. There are tons of people out there that have their friggen doctorates by now, and NOBODY should take seven years to get a two year degree, but it's MINE now, dammit.

Now I need to figure out where to go from here.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4529 on: December 19, 2009, 08:29:29 PM »

CONGRATULATIONS!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4530 on: December 19, 2009, 11:07:30 PM »

Now I need to figure out where to go from here.

graduate school.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4531 on: December 20, 2009, 12:09:35 PM »

graduate school.

Yeah, I want to go for a Bachelor's but which school? /sigh

I hear UCLA is loaded Asian students....
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4532 on: December 21, 2009, 02:45:02 AM »

I went to UCLA for two years... it was alright.

UCLA = University Closest to the Lincroft Area aka "Brookdale Community College" which, of course, is located near Lincroft, New Jersey.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4533 on: December 21, 2009, 10:53:14 AM »

Congraaaaaaats!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4534 on: December 21, 2009, 06:28:16 PM »

Back when I had friends going to UCLA, they told me it stands for University of Caucasians Lost amongs the Asians.

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4535 on: December 21, 2009, 07:38:17 PM »

I have to tell you all that Frosty the Snowman is the most frightening phenomenon of the extra dimension. You can talk about the Abominable Snowman, you can talk about UFOs, all of these things, but when Frosty looks at you with those big coal eyes of his and he goes to work on you with that carrot nose? No sir-- no sir, no sir, no sir.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4536 on: December 22, 2009, 10:50:02 AM »

I have to tell you all that Frosty the Snowman is the most frightening phenomenon of the extra dimension. You can talk about the Abominable Snowman, you can talk about UFOs, all of these things, but when Frosty looks at you with those big coal eyes of his and he goes to work on you with that carrot nose? No sir-- no sir, no sir, no sir.

I had a nightnare about him once. He gave me his "carrot" and said I had to eat it.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4537 on: December 22, 2009, 07:48:19 PM »

He gave me his "carrot" and said I had to eat it.

I had a similar dream involving Rudolph and his antlers.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4538 on: December 23, 2009, 09:29:59 PM »

I had a similar dream involving Rudolph and his antlers.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4539 on: December 25, 2009, 05:18:13 PM »

This year for Christmas, my parents got me a pair of 'slim fit' jeans one size too small, a nice dress shirt (also one size too small) and a scale.


I think they're trying to tell me something.  :?

Ping Ping got me this: http://www.amazon.com/Hello-Kitty-Goes-Movies-Banas/dp/B00007GZRT

I got him a Louis Vuitton bag. Yeah, that's a fair exchange. Lopaka is getting a pink DS Lite and a game.  :-D
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4540 on: December 26, 2009, 12:50:58 PM »

I think they're trying to tell me something.  :?

That's alright. My mom got her fiance a scale and a weighted exercise ball.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4541 on: December 26, 2009, 11:04:19 PM »

Some of us would be happy with gifts like those! The gym at college needs some more 45 pound plates... 12 just doesn't cut it anymore sometimes with some lifts.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4542 on: December 27, 2009, 11:46:33 AM »

UCI wipes the floor with UCLA in the has-a-lot-of-Asians department.

Plus UCI is cool in other ways, and has a lot of parking. Nice, quiet, verdant setting. Lots of Asians. Peet's Coffee, Lee's Sanwiches and In N Out all next to each other, with lots of Asians eating and drinking there. And an excellent farmer's market every Saturday morning. And Asians. Did I mention Asians?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4543 on: December 27, 2009, 11:16:11 PM »

I don't quite get what you're saying....
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4544 on: December 28, 2009, 08:22:55 AM »

He's talking about ASIANS!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4545 on: December 29, 2009, 03:58:41 PM »

He's talking about ASIANS!

Dammit, quit beating around the bush, just tell me in plain Engrish already!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4546 on: December 29, 2009, 04:03:38 PM »

Query: If people from SE Asia are called Asians and things from SE Asia are called Oriental, what, exactly, is in McDonald's Asian Salad?
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« Reply #4547 on: December 29, 2009, 04:06:06 PM »

Query: If people from SE Asia are called Asians and things from SE Asia are called Oriental, what, exactly, is in McDonald's Asian Salad?

Triple dare you to call them up and ask them. Don't they have a questions/comments line?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4548 on: December 29, 2009, 10:05:09 PM »

Query: If people from SE Asia are called Asians and things from SE Asia are called Oriental, what, exactly, is in McDonald's Asian Salad?

A damn travesty is what it is. Have you tasted that thing?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4549 on: December 29, 2009, 10:29:17 PM »

http://www.lasagnacat.com/

This whole damn site is terrible. I love it.
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