Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 934783 times)

xolik · « **Reply #4550 on:** December 30, 2009, 04:00:16 PM »

I was getting my breakfast at Jack in the Box this morning when in walks this very feminine latino guy in full on drag complete with eyeliner and makeup. It made me think about a few things, namely:

It takes a lot of courage to be open like this.
I wonder if he's going to get the procedure done and go all the way?
I wonder how his family treats him?
I remember back when I was skinny like that and boy are those days LONG GONE

12AX7 · « **Reply #4551 on:** December 30, 2009, 04:56:24 PM »

What is it about latinos and asians. . . they have the best looking trannies of all.

xolik · « **Reply #4552 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:19:41 PM »

Quote from: 12AX7 on December 30, 2009, 04:56:24 PM

What is it about latinos and asians. . . they have the best looking trannies of all.

Naturally smooth skin.

ivan · « **Reply #4553 on:** January 12, 2010, 01:38:37 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1lAN4xq4hE#noexternalembed

This looks very promising.

THERE IS NO PLAN B.

xolik · « **Reply #4554 on:** January 18, 2010, 02:28:11 PM »

With the race going in Massachusetts for the open Senate seat, key Democrats rally for Martha Coakley.

Harry Reid: Scott Brown is a racist.

Tim Geitner: Scott Brown failed to report $300 he earned under the table on his 1982 1040.

Kevin Jennings: Our children are not safe with Scott Brown.

Nancy Pelosi: Scott Brown is wealthy. He associates with wealthy people.He is very partisan and doesn't work well with others.

Joe Biden: Scott Brown says stupid shit all the time!

Charlie Rangel: Scott Brown exploits tax loopholes.

Barack Obama: Let me be perfectly clear! Scott Brown is totally inexperienced and unfit for this important job. He doesn't have a clue!

BizB · « **Reply #4555 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:01:07 PM »

Pot... Kettle. Black?

BizB · « **Reply #4556 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:02:10 PM »

Wunderkind · « **Reply #4557 on:** January 18, 2010, 07:13:36 PM »

It would be funnier if I didn't know people who actually think this way. [\url]

pbsaurus · « **Reply #4558 on:** January 18, 2010, 08:39:16 PM »

Quote from: xolik on January 18, 2010, 02:28:11 PM

With the race going in Massachusetts for the open Senate seat, key Democrats rally for Martha Coakley.

Harry Reid: Scott Brown is a racist.

Tim Geitner: Scott Brown failed to report $300 he earned under the table on his 1982 1040.

Kevin Jennings: Our children are not safe with Scott Brown.

Nancy Pelosi: Scott Brown is wealthy. He associates with wealthy people.He is very partisan and doesn't work well with others.

Joe Biden: Scott Brown says stupid shit all the time!

Charlie Rangel: Scott Brown exploits tax loopholes.

Barack Obama: Let me be perfectly clear! Scott Brown is totally inexperienced and unfit for this important job. He doesn't have a clue!

Terrence and Phillip Scott is a dick.

Socrates · « **Reply #4559 on:** January 19, 2010, 09:00:57 AM »

Quote from: xolik on January 18, 2010, 02:28:11 PM

With the race going in Massachusetts for the open Senate seat, key Democrats rally for Martha Coakley.

Harry Reid: Scott Brown is a racist.

Tim Geitner: Scott Brown failed to report $300 he earned under the table on his 1982 1040.

Kevin Jennings: Our children are not safe with Scott Brown.

Nancy Pelosi: Scott Brown is wealthy. He associates with wealthy people.He is very partisan and doesn't work well with others.

Joe Biden: Scott Brown says stupid shit all the time!

Charlie Rangel: Scott Brown exploits tax loopholes.

Barack Obama: Let me be perfectly clear! Scott Brown is totally inexperienced and unfit for this important job. He doesn't have a clue!

I got so sick of seeing the damn commercials all weekend. Every break in any of the games had 3-4 of them.

xolik · « **Reply #4560 on:** January 22, 2010, 01:02:17 PM »

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/22/business/media/22radio.html

xolik · « **Reply #4561 on:** January 24, 2010, 01:45:48 AM »

Friends, in an apocalyptic future, after the road warrior's had his way with you and leaves your wife and your daughter slung over his shoulder, you'll probably want to kill yourself. Without any weapons of any kind, having all been confiscated by the local warlord, it might be a daunting task. MIGHT be, but WON'T be, not with delicious new Wrigley's Flavor-Burst Cyanide Gum. One chew and you're dead in the nuclear dust, with the extra added benefit of meeting the Grim Reaper with fresh breath. Yes, it's new Wrigley's Flavor-Burst Cyanide Gum, and the very same gum Adolf offered to Eva before the chauffeur set fire to their bodies, NEW from PEENMAN ENTERPRISES.

FragMagnet · « **Reply #4562 on:** January 24, 2010, 07:23:50 AM »

Perhaps many of you have already seen this, but I figure I might as well start with something I know.

Canabalt.

xolik · « **Reply #4563 on:** January 24, 2010, 07:40:36 PM »

People who preach and support "The Prosperity Gospel" should pretty much be avoided.

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

xolik · « **Reply #4564 on:** January 27, 2010, 02:26:48 PM »

Dear guy on a bike that I almost took out the other night because it was very dark and you weren't wearing reflectors,

I'm sorry, but I didn't see you. Please wear light colored clothes and reflectors when you decide to go biking down the street after dark.

BizB · « **Reply #4565 on:** January 27, 2010, 02:46:07 PM »

Some people are just askening for it.

I wear one of these - even in the daylight

Plus, I have ankle reflector straps, and lights on the front/back of the bike.

xolik · « **Reply #4566 on:** January 27, 2010, 04:12:22 PM »

I feel really bad because I wholly support people's decision to ride bicycles on public roads, but please try to make an effort to be more noticeable. Especially after hours!

Demosthenes · « **Reply #4567 on:** January 27, 2010, 05:58:15 PM »

pbsaurus · « **Reply #4568 on:** January 27, 2010, 06:34:39 PM »

How did I miss that Snape one all these years?

h4wt_b3t4 · « **Reply #4569 on:** January 27, 2010, 09:32:17 PM »

Quote from: pbsaurus on January 27, 2010, 06:34:39 PM

How did I miss that Snape one all these years?

You were blind. But you "can see clearly now, the rain is gone..." Sorry, I'm on a bit of a Johnny Nash kick right now.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #4570 on:** January 28, 2010, 01:48:02 AM »

Shhh, you'll blow your cover. Thirteen year old girls aren't supposed to know Johnny Nash tunes.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #4571 on:** January 28, 2010, 10:01:22 AM »

Yeah, no kiddin'! Didn't they teach you ANYTHING at the FBI academy?

ivan · « **Reply #4572 on:** January 28, 2010, 01:11:20 PM »

If h4wt_b3t4 doesn't turn 14 by July, we'll know we've been infiltrated.

h4wt_b3t4 · « **Reply #4573 on:** January 28, 2010, 09:21:38 PM »

Quote from: ivan on January 28, 2010, 01:11:20 PM

If h4wt_b3t4 doesn't turn 14 by July, we'll know we've been infiltrated.

No worries, ivan, I turn 14 in March. My cover shall stay... unblown?

And why, exactly, shouldn't I know Johnny Nash "tunes"? I happen to like that song. It was in the extra features on Shrek

Demosthenes · « **Reply #4574 on:** January 29, 2010, 10:46:26 AM »

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