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Author Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread  (Read 934616 times)

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4575 on: January 29, 2010, 11:34:42 AM »

anybody seen xkcd today? poor little spirit rover. when we go to mars I want a memorial built around it.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4576 on: January 29, 2010, 01:53:26 PM »

No worries, ivan, I turn 14 in March. My cover shall stay... unblown?

And why, exactly, shouldn't I know Johnny Nash "tunes"? I happen to like that song. It was in the extra features on Shrek :)

Oooh, smooth recovery.  Only a 13 year old would have the free time and desire to actually watch the extra features on Shrek.

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4577 on: January 29, 2010, 05:19:06 PM »

See? They taught me well- I mean, of course I like the extra features on Shrek. I love 'em.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4578 on: January 29, 2010, 06:48:19 PM »

Anyone else think birds are weird?

I mean, I look at birds and that shit ain't right.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4579 on: January 29, 2010, 06:57:24 PM »

I like birds. They're cute and fluffy and sing pretty. I'm training a few to crap on demand. Once that's been established, I'm going to decorate my inconsiderate neighbor's car.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4580 on: January 30, 2010, 05:41:06 PM »

I like birds. They're cute and fluffy and sing pretty. I'm training a few to crap on demand. Once that's been established, I'm going to decorate my inconsiderate neighbor's car.

While that is hilarious and at least 10 kinds of awesome...birds are weird.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4582 on: February 01, 2010, 12:50:40 PM »

I know, this isn't really a fair comparison.  The iPad isn't anywhere near as effective as a weapon as the rock is.

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4583 on: February 02, 2010, 12:47:31 PM »

I know, this isn't really a fair comparison.  The iPad isn't anywhere near as effective as a weapon as the rock is.



1. Take iPhone/Rock comparison joke image
2. Remove "iPhone", replace with "iPad"
3. ? ? ?
4. Profit!

Admittedly, it's still funny, but yeah. You'd think people would try a little harder with these things. :-P
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4584 on: February 02, 2010, 01:17:05 PM »

I would add flash support to that as well (with both receiving the red x).
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4585 on: February 02, 2010, 02:24:53 PM »

There's a major FLASH when the rock is used as a weapon against the head.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4586 on: February 02, 2010, 04:31:27 PM »

Hmmm... I wonder how many uploads the upload folder will now be able to accept?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4587 on: February 02, 2010, 04:56:42 PM »

There's a major FLASH when the rock is used as a weapon against the head.

+1 rock!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4588 on: February 02, 2010, 05:45:23 PM »

I'm confused, is Apple selling rocks now?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4589 on: February 02, 2010, 06:15:03 PM »

I'm confused, is Apple selling rocks now?
no, but the ipad is close. why on earth are there no usbs? its just a big iphone, but without the phone
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4591 on: February 03, 2010, 09:08:54 AM »

Nice, bamboo display case adds class to everything.


Besides, Spock beats rock. Like, duh.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4592 on: February 03, 2010, 09:13:15 AM »

OMG wb2u hot-stuff.

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4593 on: February 03, 2010, 09:49:57 AM »

Also: This place is chuck-full of FBI agents!

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4594 on: February 03, 2010, 06:59:25 PM »

Are you cool?

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4595 on: February 03, 2010, 09:54:50 PM »

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4596 on: February 04, 2010, 12:33:00 PM »

So someone sent us a gift for the baby.  It was sent directly from the department store.  And it still has the security tag on it!  There was no packing slip or anything in the box so I have no proof that it was sent as a gift.  If I go to the store, they'll just assume I stole it.  As they should.

I guess I have to get the gift givers to take care of it.  What a hassle.  Way to go, Nordstrom.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4597 on: February 04, 2010, 05:25:40 PM »

Do you at least know who gave it.  We got two packages, heh heh I said packages heh heh, last xmas that had no evidence of from whom they were given.

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4598 on: February 04, 2010, 05:38:15 PM »

Were they ticking?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4599 on: February 04, 2010, 06:16:04 PM »

وقد فعلت ذلك كتابة من هذا القبيل على ذلك؟
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