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Author Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread  (Read 934625 times)

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4700 on: February 16, 2010, 08:56:53 PM »

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4701 on: February 16, 2010, 10:16:51 PM »

Oh, there's another one now?

I'm just bike-curious

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4702 on: February 17, 2010, 03:25:34 AM »

You. Son-of-a...  :x :x :x

They see me postin', they hatin.

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For better or worse, I'm stayin'. Now give me my original post count back. Please?

You're doing just fine, son. It's a zen thing. You'll get there when you stop wanting to get there. Or, for that matter, when you realize you've been there all along.

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4703 on: February 17, 2010, 05:03:36 PM »

You're doing just fine, son. It's a zen thing. You'll get there when you stop wanting to get there. Or, for that matter, when you realize you've been there all along.


Very well but please don't take away my post count again. Though, if I were anybody else, I'll admit that would be pretty funny.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4704 on: February 17, 2010, 08:46:49 PM »

Come to think of it, I've never seen Arnox and Evonus together.   :|

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4705 on: February 18, 2010, 06:31:16 PM »

Watch what you say online; nefarious minds are.

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4706 on: February 18, 2010, 06:43:47 PM »

Come to think of it, I've never seen Arnox and Evonus together.   :|
I see what your doing here. Well, you'll find out sooner or later that we are seperate people who don't even know each other by name.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4707 on: February 21, 2010, 01:22:51 PM »

Now I have you with me
Under my power
Our love grows stronger now
With every hour

Look into my eyes you'll
See who I am
My name is Lucifer
Please take my ham
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4708 on: February 21, 2010, 02:07:22 PM »

Haaaaaaaaams across the water
Water
Haaaaaaaaams across the sky
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4709 on: February 21, 2010, 04:13:04 PM »

And what it all boils down to
Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet
'cause I've got one ham in my pocket
And the other one is playing the piano
And what it all comes down to my friends
Is that everything's just fine fine fine
'cause I've got one ham in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4710 on: February 21, 2010, 04:28:16 PM »

do not run! is just ham!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4711 on: February 21, 2010, 10:45:28 PM »

Money, get away
Get a good job with more pay and your O.K.
Money it's a gas
Grab that cash with both hams and make a stash
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a football team
Money get back
I'm all right Jack keep your hams off my stack.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4712 on: February 22, 2010, 12:03:28 AM »

Put your ham in the ham of the man
Who stilled the water
Put your ham in the ham of the man
Who calmed the sea
Take a look at yourself
And you can look at others differently
Put your ham in the ham of the man
From Galilee
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4713 on: February 22, 2010, 01:00:00 PM »

Oh, please, say to me
You'll let me be your man
and please, say to me
You'll let me hold your ham
Now let me hold your ham
I wanna hold your ham
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4714 on: February 22, 2010, 01:13:29 PM »

Mama, mama, look at Uncle Joe
Doing the ham jive with sister Flo.
Grandma gave baby sister a dime;
Said, "Do that ham jive one more time."

  Ham jive, ham jive, ham jive,
  Do that crazy ham jive.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4715 on: February 22, 2010, 01:18:15 PM »

Cause I'm not here for your entertainment
No
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your ham tonight
It's just you and your ham
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4716 on: February 22, 2010, 01:35:35 PM »

It's all right
There comes a time
Got no patience to search
For peace of mind
Layin' low
Want to take it slow
No more hiding or
Disguising truths I've sold

Everyday it's something
Hits me all so cold
Find me sittin' by myself
No excuses, then I know

It's okay
Had a bad day
Hams are bruised from
Breaking rocks all day
Drained and blue
I bleed for you
You think it's funny, well
You're drowning in it too
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4717 on: February 22, 2010, 04:06:37 PM »

I have an addiction. I think I may need an intervention.

My place of work is in a small "downtown" area of a small town with three stop lights. Next door there is a specialty candy shop (the kind you only find is tiny towns). They sell glass-bottle NEHIs and Coka-colas.

Today I spent sixty dollars there. This is a regular occurence. It's become a problem. I need help.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4718 on: February 22, 2010, 04:50:05 PM »

Please send me all of your discretionary funds for "safe keeping".
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4719 on: February 22, 2010, 05:14:08 PM »

I have no discretionary funds! That's the problem!  :cry:
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4720 on: February 22, 2010, 06:25:20 PM »

You'll have to send me some of said items so I can test them for their addictive properties.  If I'm successful, I may be able to come up with a solution to your problem.

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4721 on: February 22, 2010, 09:52:17 PM »

Sixteen years from now, I'm going to tell some young man how much his date farted when she was a baby.

ALOT!!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4722 on: February 22, 2010, 11:11:37 PM »

While Enrique fingers the shot gun.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4723 on: February 22, 2010, 11:46:50 PM »

Yup.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4724 on: February 26, 2010, 04:42:06 PM »

Random post
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