Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 934795 times)

Min · « **Reply #4725 on:** February 26, 2010, 05:07:54 PM »

Don't do that.

I came in this thread for a reason. I thought someone posted something that I'd want to read. I don't really have alot of time. And you just wasted some of it.

scorpil · « **Reply #4726 on:** February 26, 2010, 05:19:16 PM »

This thread named "random posts". You came here. Means you want to read some random post. You want it - you get it

Vespertine · « **Reply #4727 on:** February 26, 2010, 05:23:12 PM »

Quote from: scorpil on February 26, 2010, 05:19:16 PM

This thread named "random posts". You came here. Means you want to read some random post. You want it - you get it

Please go die in a fire.

Vespertine · « **Reply #4728 on:** February 26, 2010, 05:24:10 PM »

Also, I'm back!

Hi, everyone! How have you all been?

xolik · « **Reply #4729 on:** February 26, 2010, 06:09:41 PM »

Quote from: Vespertine on February 26, 2010, 05:24:10 PM

Also, I'm back!

Hi, everyone! How have you all been?

Hot damn! Good to see you again. I'm doing good.

Min · « **Reply #4730 on:** February 26, 2010, 06:31:40 PM »

Quote from: scorpil on February 26, 2010, 05:19:16 PM

This thread named "random posts". You came here. Means you want to read some random post. You want it - you get it

You're new so I'll let you in on the real meaning of this thread. It's for interesting things that don't warrant their own thread.

Hey Vesp, good to see you again. Welcome back.

Clear_Runway · « **Reply #4731 on:** February 26, 2010, 07:12:16 PM »

personally I thought it was clever. in a noobish way.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #4732 on:** February 26, 2010, 07:42:52 PM »

It's a good thing Vespertine and her VSUBs posted in here or else I would have been wasting my time too.

scorpil · « **Reply #4733 on:** February 27, 2010, 04:18:04 AM »

Quote from: Detta on February 26, 2010, 06:31:40 PM

You're new so I'll let you in on the real meaning of this thread. It's for interesting things that don't warrant their own thread.

Ok, now i get it. I thouth it was like any random post. I'll keep it in my mind.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #4734 on:** March 01, 2010, 09:01:32 AM »

Quote from: Vespertine on February 26, 2010, 05:24:10 PM

Also, I'm back!

Hi, everyone! How have you all been?

Hiya V!

The Ham That Feeds by Nine Inch Nails

You're keeping in step in the line
Got your chin held high and you feel just fine
'Cause you do what you're told
But inside your heart it is black and it's hollow and it's cold

Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the ham that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
Can you get up off your knees?
Are you brave enough to see?
Do you wanna change it?

What if this whole crusade's a charade
And behind it all there's a price to be paid
For the blood which we dine
Justified in the name of the Holy and the Divine

Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the ham that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
Can you get up off your knees?
Are you brave enough to see?
Do you wanna change it?

So naïve
I keep holding on to what I wanna believe
I can see
But I keep holding on and on and on and on

Will you bite the ham that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?
Will you bite the ham that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?
Will you bite the ham that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?
Will you bite the ham that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?
Will you bite the ham that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?

Clear_Runway · « **Reply #4735 on:** March 01, 2010, 04:27:13 PM »

I am posting here so as to keep All_knowing_ham from posting, since he always seems to post when nobody expects it. Ha!

xolik · « **Reply #4736 on:** March 01, 2010, 05:01:08 PM »

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/02/27/AR2010022702870.html

hopeandchange

h4wt_b3t4 · « **Reply #4737 on:** March 01, 2010, 06:52:23 PM »

Sex is for Fags and its sister site, Iron Hymen, are both utterly hysterical. I got the link to the list page on Iron Hymen from a friend, and at first I had no fluffing idea if it was a joke or not.

I love dry humor

xolik · « **Reply #4738 on:** March 01, 2010, 07:36:40 PM »

Quote from: h4wt_b3t4 on March 01, 2010, 06:52:23 PM

Sex is for Fags and its sister site, Iron Hymen, are both utterly hysterical. I got the link to the list page on Iron Hymen from a friend, and at first I had no fluffing idea if it was a joke or not.

I love dry humor

I lost it at "Full Text of President Bush's Emotional Farewell Speech Cataloguing His Unparalleled Competence and Intelligence"

pbsaurus · « **Reply #4739 on:** March 01, 2010, 09:08:57 PM »

Nice finds!

Demosthenes · « **Reply #4740 on:** March 02, 2010, 04:27:54 PM »

Garden by Pearl Jam

the direction of the eye
so misleading
the defection of the soul
nauseously quick

I don't question
our existence
I just question
our modern needs

I will walk...with my hams bound
I will walk...with my face blood
I will walk...with my shadow flag
into your garden
garden of stone

after all is done
we're still alone
I won't be taken
yet I'll go...

I will walk...with my hams bound
I will walk...with my face blood
I will walk...with my shadow flag
into your garden
garden of stone

I don't show...
I don't share...
I don't need
what you have to give...

Novice · « **Reply #4741 on:** March 03, 2010, 08:42:48 PM »

Ya know, there's free porn on the internet these days.

xolik · « **Reply #4742 on:** March 03, 2010, 09:16:32 PM »

Quote from: Novice on March 03, 2010, 08:42:48 PM

Ya know, there's free porn on the internet these days.

OMG NO WAY

Novice · « **Reply #4743 on:** March 03, 2010, 09:28:08 PM »

No joke!

Demosthenes · « **Reply #4744 on:** March 04, 2010, 08:58:07 AM »

Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me, as her body once did
All five horizons revolved around her soul
As the earth to the sun
Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn

And all I taught her was everything
I know she gave me all that she wore

And now my bitter hams chafe beneath the clouds
Of what was everything
Oh, the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything...

I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play
I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear
And twisted thoughts that spin round my head
I'm spinning, oh, I'm spinning
How quick the sun can, drop away

And now my bitter hams cradle broken glass
Of what was everything
All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything...

All the love gone bad turned my world to black
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll ever be

I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
In somebody else's sky, but why
Why, why can't it be, why can't it be mine

pbsaurus · « **Reply #4745 on:** March 04, 2010, 02:57:48 PM »

I got a little change in my pocket going jingle lingle ling
want to call you on the telephone baby I give you a ring
but each time we talk I get the same old thing
always no huggin no kissin until I get a wedding ring
my honey my baby don't put my love upon no shelf
she said don't give no lines and keep your hams to yourself

Cruel baby baby baby why you want to treat me this way
you know I'm still your lover boy I still feel the same way
that's when she told me a story 'bout free milk and a cow
and she said no huggin no kissin until I get a wedding vow
my honey my baby don't put my love upon no shelf
she said don't ham me no lines and keep your hams to yourself

you see I wanted her real bad and I was about to give in
that's when she started talkin' true love started talkin' about sin
I said honey I'll live with you for the rest of my life
she said no huggin no kissin until you make me your wife
my honey my baby don't put my love on no shelf
she don't ham me no lines and keep your hams to yourself.

Speaking of hams, last night I went to see Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine last night at the Bottom of the Hill in San Francisco. Jello really knows how to ham it up! But that's beside the point as the opening band ABU GHRAIB (the band) totally hammed it up performance art style including the Desert Foxes feeding canned ham to the detainees. Great show, you should have been there.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #4746 on:** March 04, 2010, 03:56:45 PM »

Ooh, I found a youtube of Abu Ghraib from a couple years ago.

12AX7 · « **Reply #4747 on:** March 04, 2010, 04:23:18 PM »

lol.. ZZZT! ZZT! hehe the girl with the taser. Wonder how long it was before she accidentally hit one of them with it.

"OOOWWW!!!!! OK! THAT is IT! NO MORE TASER ONSTAGE, REGINA!!!"

pbsaurus · « **Reply #4748 on:** March 05, 2010, 12:47:04 AM »

We also have a performance art band here called the Womentors who are a parody of the Mentors.

xolik · « **Reply #4749 on:** March 05, 2010, 09:55:06 AM »

http://cbs13.com/local/ashburn.arrest.dui.2.1534505.html

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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