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Author Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread  (Read 934598 times)

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4750 on: March 05, 2010, 10:56:03 AM »

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4751 on: March 05, 2010, 12:23:30 PM »

Yoink!

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4752 on: March 05, 2010, 12:30:06 PM »

Okay, xolly, I'm electing you as the spokesperson for "the gays".  I have never understood the concept of the self-hating, closeted homosexual.  By this, I specifically mean someone who attacks (physically or verbally)/represses/decries/denies rights to gays, but who is actually GAY.  'Splain please.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4753 on: March 05, 2010, 02:28:20 PM »

Okay, xolly, I'm electing you as the spokesperson for "the gays".  I have never understood the concept of the slef-hating, closeted homosexual.  By this, I specifically mean someone who attacks (physically or verbally)/represses/decries/denies rights to gays, but who is actually GAY.  'Splain please.

I'll try to put this as eloquently as I can....



Fucked if I know! I never understood it either. I makes ZERO sense to me.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4754 on: March 05, 2010, 03:29:01 PM »

It has something to do with self loathing.  They have been brainwashed that homosexuality is morally wrong.  It totally betrays logic.  I wouldn't be surprised if Fred Phelps is also a closeted homosexual.

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4755 on: March 05, 2010, 03:42:22 PM »

It has something to do with self loathing.  They have been brainwashed that homosexuality is morally wrong.  It totally betrays logic.  I wouldn't be surprised if Fred Phelps is also a closeted homosexual.

Not surprised at all.  In fact, he's probably heavily into the leather and ball-gag scene.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4756 on: March 05, 2010, 03:57:20 PM »

Yet another reason why Kansas blows : Proximity to Fred Phelps and his church
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4757 on: March 05, 2010, 08:31:40 PM »

Mean old homophobes turn gay because chicks don't dig them.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4758 on: March 05, 2010, 09:26:22 PM »

So for them it's not biological?

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4759 on: March 05, 2010, 11:16:06 PM »


 I'm still fuzzy on this "gay" thing. I thought you had to have some emotional something going on. What if you've had a fair amount of playmates, but have only ever been interested in women for more than physical? Is that considered "gay"? Why; if the only emotional or relationship-oriented preferences are for the opposite sex?
 
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4760 on: March 05, 2010, 11:34:52 PM »

And how much do you have to like the same gender before you count as gay?

And why is there even a distinction? Why can't there just be people who like other people?

(It's scary that I'm asking that first question seriously, still... to this day... no clue if I count as gay or bi.)
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4761 on: March 07, 2010, 02:49:04 AM »

Hey remember Phyre?  He got engaged!  Wehoooo!!!!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4762 on: March 07, 2010, 04:00:20 AM »

Hey remember Phyre?  He got engaged!  Wehoooo!!!!

That's awesome!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4763 on: March 07, 2010, 04:13:09 AM »

And how much do you have to like the same gender before you count as gay?

And why is there even a distinction? Why can't there just be people who like other people?

(It's scary that I'm asking that first question seriously, still... to this day... no clue if I count as gay or bi.)

*insert a bunch of insane ramblings that we've all heard a dozen times before*
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4764 on: March 07, 2010, 02:21:26 PM »

So you're not a member of the Gay Banditos who stalk a nice Christian family, break into their house during dinner, start fucking each other and destroy another "American family"?

Well that's a relief.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4765 on: March 08, 2010, 09:46:49 PM »

Hey David Blaine, they take Visa.

http://www.ameritherm.com/video_levitation.html
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4766 on: March 09, 2010, 10:13:39 AM »

Ok, here's the deal. I'm a bit drunk so I can spell it out for ya.....

STFU and don't ever get on the keyboard when you're drunk again. I swear, I do the damnedest shit when I'm hammered....
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4767 on: March 09, 2010, 10:49:59 AM »

Heh, actually you should have left that there.  I thought it was very well put and articulate for someone who was drunk.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4768 on: March 09, 2010, 11:18:00 AM »

I have it saved under "DrunkRamblings.txt"

It's a file that, even when compressed as plain text, is several gigs.
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« Reply #4769 on: March 09, 2010, 02:27:04 PM »

Impressive.  I'm too lazy to archive even the good stuff I've written.

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« Reply #4770 on: March 09, 2010, 07:16:05 PM »

After five years of night classes, fighting to get the units I needed and juggling major work projects with school, I finally got my AS.

I know it's not really worth that much, just barely high school diploma part two, but...it feels great to finally have it.


So at the rate I'm going, I'll have my four year by the time I'm 90. I'm sure it'll be the talk of the rest home.
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« Reply #4771 on: March 10, 2010, 04:48:09 AM »

Haha, You said units.


Good job Xol.  :)
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« Reply #4773 on: March 10, 2010, 11:22:38 AM »

Great job, xolly!  Congrats are in order, and you should totally feel proud of yourself.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4774 on: March 10, 2010, 11:30:01 AM »

Bet you never thought it would feel great to have your AS handed to you.
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