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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4850 on: April 11, 2010, 09:36:57 AM »

Noted. I'm sorry!

  I think he meant it like, "w00t!!!..."     
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4851 on: April 11, 2010, 02:28:04 PM »

  I think he meant it like, "w00t!!!..."     

This.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4853 on: April 11, 2010, 09:14:21 PM »

*drunkramblings.txt follows*

Buying a house is a royal pain in the ass. In addition to them rubbergloving your bank and credit reports, you need to figure out what type of flooring\countertops\paint you need as well as new furniture and who to give the keys to the personal arcade with pool table, three upright M.A.M.E cabinets, one cocktail (LOL) table M.A.M.E box and bar garage to and how to move it all up there with minimal work time outage. Counterpoint is that it'll beat the everlovin'fuck outta renting so I guess it's not all that bad.

HOA CC&Rs can suck it. That is all.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4854 on: April 11, 2010, 10:34:19 PM »

You gettin' that 8 G's?
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« Reply #4855 on: April 11, 2010, 10:39:47 PM »

You gettin' that 8 G's?

Darn right. First time buyer here. Gimme that money!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4856 on: April 11, 2010, 10:43:24 PM »


  So is tehGeekeryOMFGLOL!!!11!!1  invited to the housewarming PARTY? :-D
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4857 on: April 12, 2010, 12:16:12 AM »

  So is tehGeekeryOMFGLOL!!!11!!1  invited to the housewarming PARTY? :-D

Oh sweet Jesus hammered up on the cross, I don't think I could house that many people. It's a small place!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4858 on: April 12, 2010, 07:41:30 AM »

You don't have enough room for 6 visitors???
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4859 on: April 12, 2010, 09:20:19 AM »

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303591204575170112332177770.html#articleTabs%3Darticle

"Cybercriminals post an ad on a job board. Successful job applicants are "hired" or asked to complete a trial project. Scam operators wire stolen money to the applicant's credit card and applicants are asked to purchase such goods as expensive electronics. The applicant ships the goods, often to Eastern Europe, where scam operators sell them. Applicants end up with neither a job nor a paycheck."



Most of you are smrt enough not to fall for a scam; but just the same:



"These operations are recruiting large numbers of Americans, experts say, and often go to great lengths to appear legitimate. Advanta's Web site, for example, showed it used some of the same language as a legitimate Japanese transport company, according to bobbear, and listed offices in Copenhagen, New York, London, and Hong Kong. The networking site Linked-In had a profile of David A. Maeweather, who is listed as the company's special projects supervisor."





   any bullshitometers probably need the batteries replaced.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4860 on: April 12, 2010, 10:29:15 AM »

Oh sweet Jesus hammered up on the cross, I don't think I could house that many people. It's a small place!

 So...

 "An intimate affair?"

 "We're all pretty close anyway..."

 "We can take turns coming inside..."




 
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4861 on: April 12, 2010, 01:19:29 PM »

Further bullshit against spanking
Spanking because less and less effective with further use? Really?

You must be doing it wrong.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4862 on: April 12, 2010, 01:23:32 PM »

The only reason it became less effective on me is because it just stopped stinging as much. Of course, you gotta keep up appearances as long as you can.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4863 on: April 12, 2010, 01:29:50 PM »

Probably no consistency. Without consistency, there's no way to know WHAT actions may get you a spanking - or more probable; what actions you may be able to get away with.
That and an explanation. Kids are like animals; if they arent certain WHY you just punished them, all you do is scare them and foster mistrust. If they know WHY they are being punished; they relate the punishment to the reason; not to an 'unpredictable' parent- which goes back to consistency.
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« Reply #4864 on: April 12, 2010, 02:19:23 PM »

Probably no consistency. Without consistency, there's no way to know WHAT actions may get you a spanking - or more probable; what actions you may be able to get away with.
That and an explanation. Kids are like animals; if they arent certain WHY you just punished them, all you do is scare them and foster mistrust. If they know WHY they are being punished; they relate the punishment to the reason; not to an 'unpredictable' parent- which goes back to consistency.
That was what I was getting at.

They're doing it wrong.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4865 on: April 12, 2010, 11:49:44 PM »

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303591204575170112332177770.html#articleTabs%3Darticle

"Cybercriminals post an ad on a job board. Successful job applicants are "hired" or asked to complete a trial project. Scam operators wire stolen money to the applicant's credit card and applicants are asked to purchase such goods as expensive electronics. The applicant ships the goods, often to Eastern Europe, where scam operators sell them. Applicants end up with neither a job nor a paycheck."


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"These operations are recruiting large numbers of Americans, experts say, and often go to great lengths to appear legitimate. Advanta's Web site, for example, showed it used some of the same language as a legitimate Japanese transport company, according to bobbear, and listed offices in Copenhagen, New York, London, and Hong Kong. The networking site Linked-In had a profile of David A. Maeweather, who is listed as the company's special projects supervisor."





   any bullshitometers probably need the batteries replaced.

Okay, my bullshitometer may not be going off, but my dumbfuckometer totally is.
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« Reply #4866 on: April 13, 2010, 12:15:12 AM »

  Well, ...yeh.  

Most of you are smrt enough not to fall for a scam; ...

  The point is that scammers are now using jobs as bait; on real job sites. That's something several people here have had to do (find a job) recently.

It also makes note of how they "go to great lengths to appear legitimate".

 
  
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« Reply #4867 on: April 13, 2010, 03:16:25 PM »

... but my dumbfuckometer totally is.

I have one of those.  I have to turn it completely off when I get on the interstate though, or else the constant beeping keeps me awake.
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« Reply #4868 on: April 13, 2010, 08:37:08 PM »

 Well, ...yeh.  

  The point is that scammers are now using jobs as bait; on real job sites. That's something several people here have had to do (find a job) recently.

It also makes note of how they "go to great lengths to appear legitimate".

 
  


Yeah, I totally get that part.  The part where the warning bells go off is where any "potential employer" asking me to buy something and ship it somewhere else ON MY OWN CREDIT CARD (regardless of whether they tell me they're wiring an advance onto my card).  I don't understand how that doesn't scream "totally shady".
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« Reply #4869 on: April 13, 2010, 08:42:30 PM »

I have one of those.  I have to turn it completely off when I get on the interstate though, or else the constant beeping keeps me awake.
We wouldn't want to keep you awake when you get on the interstate or anything.
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« Reply #4870 on: April 14, 2010, 12:49:35 AM »

  I don't understand how that doesn't scream "totally shady".

 I know. I was wondering why the hell she let her picture be taken and her personal story told, lol. I would have just said "A friend of mine..." rather than
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« Reply #4871 on: April 14, 2010, 10:45:03 AM »

That doesn't sound near as implausible or reek of urban legend the way "some" of your previous posts have.  Congrats on making progress :)
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4872 on: April 14, 2010, 10:49:49 AM »

We wouldn't want to keep you awake when you get on the interstate or anything.

What else am I going to do for 45 minutes?
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