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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4950 on: April 23, 2010, 11:46:06 AM »
Quote from: ivan on April 22, 2010, 05:35:52 PM
I have a lot of sympathy for C_R. Reminds me of another abrasive and misunderstood n00b from years ago...

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4951 on: April 23, 2010, 12:45:30 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4952 on: April 23, 2010, 12:49:52 PM »
Me, dammit. ME!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4953 on: April 23, 2010, 01:04:46 PM »
Sit down, Francis.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4954 on: April 23, 2010, 01:10:31 PM »
Quote from: ivan on April 23, 2010, 12:49:52 PM
Me, dammit. ME!


 :roll:

It's ALWAYS about you, isn't it?  Fucking n00b.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4955 on: April 23, 2010, 01:30:34 PM »
Then I have to spend days sucking up to people so they like me again. Enough to make you puke your living guts outs. Why can't people appreciate my abrasive, unpleasant asshole side?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4956 on: April 23, 2010, 04:36:02 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4957 on: April 23, 2010, 04:49:03 PM »
Is this more stuff about Obama's gift certificate or something?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4958 on: April 23, 2010, 07:52:52 PM »
Quote from: Demosthenes on April 23, 2010, 04:49:03 PM
Is this more stuff about Obama's gift certificate or something?
I lol'd. And I don't care how they're planning to prove obama is a US citizen. He's an idiot either way.

On another note, I got myself a cheap new sansa clip MP3 player. :mrgreen:
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4959 on: April 23, 2010, 10:06:49 PM »
Quote from: Arnox on April 23, 2010, 07:52:52 PM
I lol'd. And I don't care how they're planning to prove obama is a US citizen. He's an idiot either way.

On another note, I got myself a cheap new sansa clip MP3 player. :mrgreen:

With a gift certificate?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4960 on: April 23, 2010, 10:24:46 PM »
Quote from: Arnox on April 23, 2010, 07:52:52 PM
I lol'd. And I don't care how they're planning to prove obama is a US citizen. He's an idiot either way.

On another note, I got myself a cheap new sansa clip MP3 player. :mrgreen:
With Obama's gift certificate?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4961 on: April 24, 2010, 12:30:23 AM »
Quote from: Wunderkind on April 23, 2010, 10:24:46 PM
With Obama's gift certificate?
I lol'd again. Nah, I bought it on overstock.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4962 on: April 26, 2010, 12:48:33 PM »
Quote from: ivan on April 23, 2010, 12:49:52 PM
Me, dammit. ME!


Dude, I got the reference.  You should have waited for me to respond.  Are you always this pre-mature?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4963 on: April 27, 2010, 01:57:49 AM »
LONDON (Reuters) – One in five people in Britain thinks that haggis, the traditional Scottish dish made from the lung, liver and heart of a sheep, is an animal that roams the Highlands, according to a survey on Friday.
Commissioned by the online takeaway food service Just-Eat.co.uk, the survey found that 18 percent of Britons believe that haggis is a hilltop-dwelling animal.
Another 15 percent said it is a Scottish musical instrument while 4 percent admitted to thinking it was a character from Stupid Sexy Flanders.
The survey questioned 1,623 people across Britain to see how well they were acquainted with traditional Scottish food.
Even 14 percent of the 781 Scottish people polled said they did not know what haggis was.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4964 on: April 27, 2010, 06:19:14 AM »
Sad. Very sad.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4965 on: April 27, 2010, 07:29:53 AM »

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that actual bullshit, lol. I've only met like five Scottish people in my life and I know what haggis is. I've eat it. They sell it in tesco. It's yummy.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4966 on: April 27, 2010, 08:36:15 AM »
Quote from: pbsaurus on April 26, 2010, 12:48:33 PM
Are you always this pre-mature?

Heh, that's what she sa...





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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4967 on: April 27, 2010, 08:37:26 AM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4968 on: April 27, 2010, 01:30:20 PM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on April 27, 2010, 01:57:49 AM
Another 15 percent said it is a Scottish musical instrument

Hey, these people might be onto something...



They just need to find out how to make tartan-haggis. :|
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4969 on: April 27, 2010, 03:09:25 PM »
The wife and I love haggis.  Here in the states, we order ours online via Caledonian Kitchen.

Mmmmmmmmmm!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4970 on: April 29, 2010, 09:29:39 AM »
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534416

Super Mario Crossover. This kicks all kinds of ass.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4971 on: April 30, 2010, 01:12:43 PM »
http://iowaindependent.com/32926/install-microchips-in-illegal-immigrants-gop-candidate-says

Yes, I think sticking microchips in people here illegally is a fine idea that nobody would object to. Seems kinda small though, we wouldn't really know. Maybe some other kind of mark to help society identify them? Maybe a big yellow star bean or something like that...

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“I think we should catch ’em, we should document ’em, make sure we know where they are and where they are going,” said Pat Bertroche, an Urbandale physician. “I actually support microchipping them. I can microchip my dog so I can find it. Why can’t I microchip an illegal?

Aces! Let's compare people to dogs! Damn, dirty beasts....maybe some kind of beast-mark can be placed on them instead of the big yellow bean. I'm sure there will be no objections to that either.

I'm no big fan of people being in the country illegally, but this is going full retard and you NEVER go full retard.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4972 on: April 30, 2010, 01:29:00 PM »
Anyone here legally should have stars on their bellies.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4973 on: April 30, 2010, 01:44:04 PM »
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I can microchip my dog so I can find it. Why can’t I microchip an illegal?

Hey, that chap is onto something.

Q:Why can't he microchip illegals?
A: Because they aren't his damn pets.

Solution: Let's all adopt illegals as our pets!

EDIT: Oh, and I forgot. We should of course microchip them. :|
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4974 on: April 30, 2010, 01:51:32 PM »
Quote from: No on April 30, 2010, 01:44:04 PM
Solution: Let's all adopt illegals as our pets!

I call dibs on the Mexcian guy they got dancing in that cage at the club I go to.



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Big government is fine as long as it's being used to brand and herd Mexicans.
Big government is unacceptable when it provides medical care to poor people.

Right.

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