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Author Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread  (Read 934535 times)

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4975 on: April 30, 2010, 01:55:47 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4976 on: April 30, 2010, 02:12:10 PM »
Quote from: xolik on April 30, 2010, 01:51:32 PM
I call dibs on the Mexcian guy they got dancing in that cage at the club I go to.

At least there's no need to microchip him as long as he doesn't break out...
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4977 on: April 30, 2010, 03:07:19 PM »
Quote from: No on April 30, 2010, 02:12:10 PM
At least there's no need to microchip him as long as he doesn't break out...

If he breaks out it's probably time for an shot of anti-biotics...
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4978 on: May 01, 2010, 01:09:52 PM »
Quote from: xolik on April 30, 2010, 01:12:43 PM
I'm no big fan of people being in the country illegally, but this is going full retard and you NEVER go full retard.

Hey, now, you're not supposed to make fun of people that are actually retarded.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4979 on: May 03, 2010, 08:37:27 AM »
Quote from: h4wt_b3t4 on May 01, 2010, 01:09:52 PM
Hey, now, you're not supposed to make fun of people that are actually retarded.

Well that rules out most of my political posts I had planned for this week.... 

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4980 on: May 03, 2010, 11:30:45 AM »
Quote from: h4wt_b3t4 on May 01, 2010, 01:09:52 PM
Hey, now, you're not supposed to make fun of people that are actually retarded.

Fine. You never go full Palin-American.

HAPPY?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4981 on: May 07, 2010, 08:28:00 PM »
Much better.

So, anyone else in Nashville or Middle Tennessee? This whole flooding crap sucks.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4982 on: May 07, 2010, 10:18:31 PM »
No, but I'd like to visit one day. Just to see more of my own country before I kick off.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4983 on: May 07, 2010, 11:15:34 PM »
Bring a towel.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4984 on: May 10, 2010, 12:09:27 PM »
I'm happy because I stopped by to check up on my new house and they've got the floors done in the kitchen and bathrooms, got the appliances installed and the countertops done.

Now they just need to lay out the rest of the flooring and the window treatments then I can finally start hauling my stuff in. Hopefully by the end of the month.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4985 on: May 10, 2010, 12:45:24 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4986 on: May 10, 2010, 01:11:41 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4987 on: May 10, 2010, 02:40:36 PM »
you know, for once i'm glad I dont live on a coast. at least, the gulf coast.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4988 on: May 10, 2010, 03:25:38 PM »
Quote from: Clear_Runway on May 10, 2010, 02:40:36 PM
you know, for once i'm glad I dont live on a coast. at least, the gulf oil coast.

FTFY
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4989 on: May 10, 2010, 03:49:30 PM »
xolik pls explain yur weird avatar pic k tks
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4990 on: May 10, 2010, 03:51:59 PM »
Just saw it and liked it. Don't know where it's from but it's nightmare fuel.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4991 on: May 10, 2010, 04:07:00 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4992 on: May 10, 2010, 04:09:40 PM »
Quote from: xolik on May 10, 2010, 03:51:59 PM
Just saw it and liked it. Don't know where it's from but it's nightmare fuel.

It's horrifying.

If it's from a movie, I want to know which one, so that I don't accidentally see it some time.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4993 on: May 10, 2010, 04:14:50 PM »
Quote from: Demosthenes on May 10, 2010, 04:07:00 PM
MyGovernorDuringBudgetTalks.gif

Nice.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4994 on: May 11, 2010, 08:36:45 AM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4995 on: May 11, 2010, 11:00:17 AM »
Oil spewing out of crack pipes?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4996 on: May 12, 2010, 09:14:37 AM »
*snip*A jetliner carrying more than 100 people crashed as it attempted to land in Libya Wednesday, killing everyone on board except for a child...

Yes, I would like to know where the child was sitting so that I can book that seat everytime I fly.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4997 on: May 12, 2010, 09:22:03 AM »
Quote from: Wunderkind on May 12, 2010, 09:14:37 AM
Yes, I would like to know where the child was sitting so that I can book that seat everytime I fly.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4998 on: May 12, 2010, 05:16:21 PM »
I'm in San Fran for the week. Never really been here before and it's interesting. Between the outspoken political activists and raging homos I think it's safe to say this town is full of trolls and fags.

Thank you.

Also, I don't want to leave.

« Last Edit: May 12, 2010, 05:18:33 PM by xolik »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4999 on: May 13, 2010, 08:10:56 AM »
Quote from: xolik on May 12, 2010, 05:16:21 PM
I'm in San Fran for the week. Never really been here before and it's interesting. Between the outspoken political activists and raging homos I think it's safe to say this town is full of trolls and fags.

Thank you.

Also, I don't want to leave.
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