Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 934737 times)

ivan · « **Reply #5050 on:** June 23, 2010, 10:55:22 AM »

Quote from: Demosthenes on June 23, 2010, 10:42:25 AM

Sorry. I still find him funny.

Actually, I agree with you. And part of the fun is unleashing the occasional tirade. If not for the Arnoxes of the world, we'd have to always be nice, or yell at each other.

So I'm glad I didn't post all that stuff about Arnox.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #5051 on:** June 23, 2010, 10:58:13 AM »

I'm glad too.

Arnox · « **Reply #5052 on:** June 23, 2010, 01:02:58 PM »

Quote from: xolik on June 23, 2010, 10:45:01 AM

I guess the shoutbox is good for random stuff that probably won't be interesting to anybody else whereas this thread is for stuff that might possibly be interesting to other people.

You should probably stick to posting in the shoutbox.

This renders your argument invalid.

Chris · « **Reply #5053 on:** June 23, 2010, 05:36:23 PM »

I totally forgot I created this YEARS ago. That logo is PRICELESS!

Demosthenes · « **Reply #5054 on:** June 24, 2010, 07:38:35 AM »

Wordpress!

Chris · « **Reply #5055 on:** June 24, 2010, 10:37:13 AM »

Quote from: Demosthenes on June 24, 2010, 07:38:35 AM

Wordpress!

Oh Weird Tingly Feeling. I'm playing around with updating things (finally) and Wordpress thinks it can just walk right in and think my web space is its god damn home or something. Awwww helllll no!

hackess · « **Reply #5056 on:** June 24, 2010, 11:05:38 AM »

Quote from: ivan on June 23, 2010, 10:35:48 AM

Last night I wrote a vicious screed, calling him a malicious peabrained troll posting pathetic little gobs of snot in a perpetual autoerotic attention-whoring haze, the kind of weasel who gets off on negative attention, who craves to have amazonian women heel his little testes into the backyard lawn while neighbors throw beer bottles at him. I even... I even went so far as to call him... call him... the next Evonus.

*sigh*

But I didn't press the "Post" button. Calmly, I navigated away from the reply box, and resumed my surfing, with nary a thought about Arnox. Some things are better left unsaid.

Who you callin' an Amazon?

Edit: 4500!

Arnox · « **Reply #5057 on:** June 24, 2010, 02:01:05 PM »

Quote from: bananaskittles on June 24, 2010, 01:03:03 PM

I believe that is a picture of Peter Pettigrew.

I'm confused now.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #5058 on:** June 24, 2010, 02:04:12 PM »

Only now?

12AX7 · « **Reply #5059 on:** June 25, 2010, 07:54:13 AM »

The U.S. Bureau of Chemistry and Soils invested many a hard-earned tax dollar in calculating the chemical and mineral composition of the human body, which breaks down as follows:

65% Oxygen
18% Carbon
10% Hydrogen
3% Nitrogen
1.5% Calcium
1% Phosphorous
0.35% Potassium
0.25% Sulfur
0.15% Sodium
0.15% Chlorine
0.05% Magnesium
0.0004% Iron
0.00004% Iodine
Additionally, it was discovered that our bodies contain trace quantities of fluorine, silicon, manganese, zinc, copper, aluminum, and arsenic. Together, all of the above amounts to less than one dollar.

Our most valuable asset is our skin, which the Japanese invested their time and money in measuring. The method the Imperial State Institute for Nutrition at Tokyo developed for measuring the amount of a person's skin is to take a naked person, and to apply a strong, thin paper to every surface of his body. After the paper dries, they carefully remove it, cut it into small pieces, and painstakingly total the person's measurements. Cut and dried, the average person is the proud owner of fourteen to eighteen square feet of skin, with the variables in this figure being height, weight, and breast size. Basing the skin's value on the selling price of cowhide, which is approximately $.25 per square foot, the value of an average person's skin is about $3.50.
When we total the monetary value of the elements in our bodies and the value of the average person's skin, we arrive at a net worth of $4.50

Quote from: Arnox on December 16, 2009, 04:30:06 PM

This is Arnox as you can see and I am here to just test the waters out on this forum. I will probably be staying though so there you go. Btw, how can I insert an image on my computer into a post here?

Arnox · « **Reply #5060 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:16:58 AM »

What's your point Willis?

xolik · « **Reply #5061 on:** June 25, 2010, 02:59:08 PM »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ytech_gadg/ytech_gadg_tc2844

"THE NEW IPHONE WORKS FINE UNLESS YOU TOUCH IT THEN IT DOESN'T WORK AT ALL WHO WANTS TO HELP CARRY THESE LARGE SACKS OF CASH TO MY LIMO?"

Clear_Runway · « **Reply #5062 on:** June 25, 2010, 09:52:26 PM »

wow, what an ingenious design. apparently nobody at apple knows how to hold a phone.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #5063 on:** June 29, 2010, 02:31:38 PM »

I wish I would've met you
Now it's a little late
What you could've taught me
I could've saved some face
They think that your early ending
Was all wrong
For the most part they're right
but look how they all got strong

That's why I say hey man, nice shirt
What a good shirt, man.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #5064 on:** June 29, 2010, 03:40:13 PM »

Well you're the real tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
That's O.K., lets see how you do it
Put up your dukes, lets get down to it!
Hit Me With Your Best Shirt!
Why Don't You Hit Me With Your Best Shirt!
Hit Me With Your Best Shirt!
Fire Away!

You come on with a come on, you don't fight fair
But that's O.K., see if I care!
Knock me down, it's all in vain
I'll get right back on my feet again!

Hit Me With Your Best Shirt!
Why Don't You Hit Me With Your Best Shirt!
Hit Me With Your Best Shirt!
Fire Away!

Well you're the real tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
You better make sure you put me in my place

Hit Me With Your Best Shirt!
Come On, Hit Me With Your Best Shirt!
Hit Me With Your Best Shirt!
Fire Away!

Hit Me With Your Best Shirt!
Why Don't You Hit Me With Your Best Shirt!
Hit Me With Your Best Shirt!
Fire Away!

Demosthenes · « **Reply #5065 on:** June 29, 2010, 04:19:53 PM »

Oh no, what have I done.

ivan · « **Reply #5066 on:** June 29, 2010, 05:59:00 PM »

No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,
Need me a triple shirt of that stuff
Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer,
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

12AX7 · « **Reply #5067 on:** June 29, 2010, 06:52:58 PM »

Once was a sweet thing, baby
Held that love in our hands
But now I reach to kiss your lips
It just don't mean a thing

And that's a cold shirt, baby
Yeah that's a drag
A cold shirt, babe
I've let our love go bad

Remember the way that you loved me
Do anything I say
Now I see you out somewhere
You won't give me the time of day

And that's a cold shirt, girl
Yeah that's a drag
That's a cold shirt, babe
We've let our love go bad

I really meant I was sorry
For ever causing you pain
You showed your appreciation
By walking out anyway

And that's a cold shirt, baby
Yeah that's a drag
That's a cold shirt, babe
We've let our love go bad

So sad...
Too bad...
So sad...

Demosthenes · « **Reply #5068 on:** June 29, 2010, 09:03:27 PM »

Shirt through the heart
And you're to blame
Darlin'you give love a bad name

An angel's smile is what you sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
When passion's a prison you can't break free

Whoa! You're a loaded gun (yeah)
Whoa! There's no where to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shirt through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name
I play my part
And you play your game
You give love a bad name
You give love... a bad name

You paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream you act so shy
Your very first kiss was your first kiss goodbye

Whoa! You're a loaded gun
Whoa! There's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shirt through the heart
and you're to blame
You give love a bad name
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name
You give lo-o-o-o-ove!

Shirt through the heart
and you're to blame
You give love a bad name
I play my part
And you play your game
You give love a bad name

Shirt through the heart
and you're to blame
You give love a bad name
I play my part
And you play your game
You give love a bad name

Demosthenes · « **Reply #5069 on:** June 29, 2010, 09:05:42 PM »

Out on the street, I'm stalking the night
I can hear my heavy breathing.
Paid for the kill but it doesn't seem right
Something there I can't believe in.

Voices are calling from inside my head
I can hear them, I can hear them.
Vanishing memories of things that were said
They can't try to hurt me now.

But a shirt in the dark one step away from you
Just a shirt in the dark always creeping up on you
All right

Taught by the powers that preach over me
I can hear their empty reason
I wouldn't listen I learnt how to fight
I opened up my mind to treason

But just like the wounded and when it's too late
They'll remember, they'll surrender
Never a care for that people who hate
Underestimate me now

But a shirt in the dark, one step away from you
Just a shirt in the dark, nothing that you can do
A shirt in the dark, always creeping up on you.
All right

But just like the wounded and when it's too late
They'll remember they'll surrender
Never a care for the people who hate
Underestimate me now

But a shirt in the dark, one step away from you
Just a shirt in the dark, nothing that you can do
Just a shirt in the dark, always creeping up on you.
All right

Just a shirt in the dark
Just a shirt in the dark
Just a shirt in the dark
Just a shirt in the dark

Wunderkind · « **Reply #5070 on:** June 29, 2010, 09:09:00 PM »

A shirt in the dark is a dangerous thing. There are a lot of things to consider.

Is it mine?
Is it inside out?
Is it clean?
Is it backwards?
Does it fit?
Has it still got blood stains on it from that damn hooker that took forever to die last night?

That song becomes truly terrifying by those lyrics.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #5071 on:** June 29, 2010, 09:16:21 PM »

Quote from: Wunderkind on June 29, 2010, 09:09:00 PM

A shirt in the dark is a dangerous thing. There are a lot of things to consider.

Is it mine?
Is it inside out?
Is it clean?
Is it backwards?
Does it fit?
Has it still got blood stains on it from that damn hooker that took forever to die last night?

That song becomes truly terrifying by those lyrics.

Thanks, now that's going to keep me up at night, wondering.

12AX7 · « **Reply #5072 on:** June 29, 2010, 10:39:30 PM »

Tearing out all these open pages,
Women and kids of all ages,
Millions of men with blank faces,
Italicised lies, headlines, bold type

Living lost just like deer in headlights,
Terrified, blind, and wait to die,
I wonder when they'll come get me,
I wonder when they'll come get me:

We want to, have to, need to:
And we'll tell you when their hungry again,
And we'll tell you when their hungry again,
It never ends, never ends:
We want to, have to, need to:
And we'll tell you when their hungry again,
And we'll tell you when their hungry again,
It never ends, never ends, never ends:

Big shirt screaming, "Put your hams in the sky,"
He says, "Give it up boy, give it up or your gonna die,
You'll get a bullet in the back of the neck,
In the back of the neck right between the eyes."
Big shirt screaming, "Put your hams in the sky,"
He says, "Give it up boy, give it up or your gonna die,
You'll get a bullet in the back of the neck,
In the back of the neck right between the eyes."

Big shirt screaming, "Put your hams in the sky,"
He says, "Give it up boy, give it up or your gonna die,
You'll get a bullet in the back of the neck,
In the back of the neck right between the eyes."
Big shirt screaming, "Put your hams in the sky," (Tearing out all these open pages)
He says, "Give it up boy, give it up or your gonna die, (Women and kids of all ages)
You'll get a bullet in the back of the neck, (Millions of men with blank faces)
In the back of the neck right between the eyes." (Italicised lies, headlines, bold:)
Tearing out all these open pages,
Women and kids of all ages,
Millions of men with blank faces,
Italicised lies, headlines, bold type

Clear_Runway · « **Reply #5073 on:** June 29, 2010, 10:47:50 PM »

oh my god

Wunderkind · « **Reply #5074 on:** June 30, 2010, 06:29:40 AM »

What about him?

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