Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 934509 times)

Demosthenes · « **Reply #5075 on:** June 30, 2010, 07:35:41 AM »

Quote from: 12AX7 on June 29, 2010, 10:39:30 PM

Tearing out all these open pages,
Women and kids of all ages,
Millions of men with blank faces,
Italicised lies, headlines, bold type

Living lost just like deer in headlights,
Terrified, blind, and wait to die,
I wonder when they'll come get me,
I wonder when they'll come get me:

We want to, have to, need to:
And we'll tell you when their hungry again,
And we'll tell you when their hungry again,
It never ends, never ends:
We want to, have to, need to:
And we'll tell you when their hungry again,
And we'll tell you when their hungry again,
It never ends, never ends, never ends:

Big shirt screaming, "Put your hams in the sky,"
He says, "Give it up boy, give it up or your gonna die,
You'll get a bullet in the back of the neck,
In the back of the neck right between the eyes."
Big shirt screaming, "Put your hams in the sky,"
He says, "Give it up boy, give it up or your gonna die,
You'll get a bullet in the back of the neck,
In the back of the neck right between the eyes."

Big shirt screaming, "Put your hams in the sky,"
He says, "Give it up boy, give it up or your gonna die,
You'll get a bullet in the back of the neck,
In the back of the neck right between the eyes."
Big shirt screaming, "Put your hams in the sky," (Tearing out all these open pages)
He says, "Give it up boy, give it up or your gonna die, (Women and kids of all ages)
You'll get a bullet in the back of the neck, (Millions of men with blank faces)
In the back of the neck right between the eyes." (Italicised lies, headlines, bold:)
Tearing out all these open pages,
Women and kids of all ages,
Millions of men with blank faces,
Italicised lies, headlines, bold type

Perfect. The Ham-Shirt Unification is complete.

Now onto Phase 28.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #5076 on:** June 30, 2010, 11:14:30 AM »

Hey, I wasn't done with all this shirt.

I shirt the sheriff
But I didn't shirt no deputy, oh no! Oh!
I shirt the sheriff
But I didn't shirt no deputy, ooh, ooh, oo-ooh.)
Yeah! All around in my home town,
They're tryin' to track me down;
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the killing of a deputy,
For the life of a deputy.
But I say:

Oh, now, now. Oh!
(I shirt the sheriff.) - the sheriff.
(But I swear it was in selfdefence.)
Oh, no! (Ooh, ooh, oo-oh) Yeah!
I say: I shirt the sheriff - Oh, Lord! -
(And they say it is a capital offence.)
Yeah! (Ooh, ooh, oo-oh) Yeah!

Sheriff John Brown always hated me,
For what, I don't know:
Every time I plant a seed,
He said kill it before it grow -
He said kill them before they grow.
And so:

Read it in the news:
(I shirt the sheriff.) Oh, Lord!
(But I swear it was in self-defence.)
Where was the deputy? (Oo-oo-oh)
I say: I shirt the sheriff,
But I swear it was in selfdefence. (Oo-oh) Yeah!

Freedom came my way one day
And I started out of town, yeah!
All of a sudden I saw sheriff John Brown
Aiming to shirt me down,
So I shirt - I shirt - I shirt him down and I say:
If I am guilty I will pay.

(I shirt the sheriff,)
But I say (But I didn't shirt no deputy),
I didn't shirt no deputy (oh, no-oh), oh no!
(I shirt the sheriff.) I did!
But I didn't shirt no deputy. Oh! (Oo-oo-ooh)

Reflexes had got the better of me
And what is to be must be:
Every day the bucket a-go a well,
One day the bottom a-go drop out,
One day the bottom a-go drop out.
I say:

I - I - I - I shirt the sheriff.
Lord, I didn't shirt the deputy. Yeah!
I - I (shirt the sheriff) -
But I didn't shirt no deputy, yeah! No, yeah!

Wunderkind · « **Reply #5077 on:** June 30, 2010, 11:43:17 AM »

I usually ignore them when they go off on these tangents.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #5078 on:** June 30, 2010, 11:52:24 AM »

* Demosthenes puts his hams in the air, waves them as if he just don't care

Wunderkind · « **Reply #5079 on:** July 01, 2010, 08:13:40 AM »

Dear royal blue Chrysler 300 NC license plate "ILUVCATS",

We have encountered each other 4 days out of the week for the last month or so on the same stretch of Interstate 85, just as one crosses the Guildford county line. Often, you have sown your disapproval for the fact that everyone slows down to the speed limit once they cross this invisible line. You have even gone so far as to honk your horn at people slowing down that you perceive to be in your way.

I understand that you may not be from around here. You may think that this county and this state, like other places you've been before is full of cops that don't care. You may be under the impression that the State Troopers have better things to do and the the county cops are obsolete. You may not even know what a county cop looks like. However, this is North Carolina, and you are entering Guildford county. While the Davidson County cops have even less to do they are busy patrolling 64 and 8 and the other end of 85 entering Rowan. But the Guildford county cops and the State Troopers there have nothing better to do, and every driver on the road at 8 am knows it, except you.

I have often sighed and shaken my head as you swing by me on the right, barely escaping a wreck with the semi I am attempting to pass knowing this day would come. Because you probably don't realize this either. Almost every cop on the road in North Carolina was born there and raised there and knows more about the country than you do. And yes, they are allowed to pursue you if you run, in fact, they want you to run, it will give them something to do. So, today, when you flew by a semi on the right and then cut him off right in front of 3 State Troopers lined up patiently waiting, and one pulled out after you lights flashing, I chuckled as you sped up and tried to flee. I laughed harder as the State Trooper, calmly pulled off the highway at the exit and you slowed down thinking you had won.

Behold, if there weren't 2 State Troopers awaiting you at the next exit, with lights flashing, one to pull in front of you, one to pull beside you and force you off the road. And I only snickered softly as I drove by at the speed limit, because yes, they're that bored here and no, them boys ain't got nothing else to do.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #5080 on:** July 01, 2010, 09:50:45 AM »

Awesome. I love it when stuff like that happens.

ivan · « **Reply #5081 on:** July 01, 2010, 10:48:59 AM »

Instant Karma is rare, but when it happens, it is suh-WEET!

Chris · « **Reply #5082 on:** July 01, 2010, 11:23:10 PM »

The 300 is a quick car, but what they forgot is the fact that police cars have radios in them.

ivan · « **Reply #5083 on:** July 02, 2010, 01:30:58 AM »

Police cars also have police in them.

Novice · « **Reply #5084 on:** July 05, 2010, 09:23:32 AM »

See? This is why I avoid kids all-together.

Haha, well, among other reasons.

Arnox · « **Reply #5085 on:** July 05, 2010, 05:09:48 PM »

Quote from: bananaskittles on July 05, 2010, 08:30:00 AM

http://www.articlesaboutmen.com/2010/07/04/5-yr-olds-the-truth-study-into-false-sexual-abuse-stories/

Reminds me of that South Park Episode.

Just like how some women cry rape when they really didn't get raped and the man instantly takes a nuke to the face.

On a happier note, happy fourth of July for all of us americans out there.

ivan · « **Reply #5086 on:** July 05, 2010, 11:51:10 PM »

Quote from: Arnox on July 05, 2010, 05:09:48 PM

Just like how some women cry rape when they really didn't get raped...

You know, kiddo, the world would be a better place without useless little crap statements like that.

What do you know about rape, rape victims, or people who exploit rape victims?

Write what you know.

Chris · « **Reply #5087 on:** July 05, 2010, 11:55:37 PM »

Depending on his response, it may clear up a lot of things...

Demosthenes · « **Reply #5088 on:** July 06, 2010, 07:51:09 AM »

Quote from: bananaskittles on July 06, 2010, 07:49:22 AM

On another note, how does CR have more negative karma points than Arnox? I like CR better... or at least I've grown to like him a little?

CR has been around a lot longer. If Arnox were around as long as CR, he'd have more.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #5089 on:** July 06, 2010, 08:05:18 AM »

Quote from: bananaskittles on July 05, 2010, 05:42:05 PM

On another note, it isn't fair that when I cry rape nobody does anything.

Which is why most women don't even bother. There's still a majority of silent survivors.

12AX7 · « **Reply #5090 on:** July 06, 2010, 08:24:23 AM »

Just start laughing at his bits. That'll kill em.

Clear_Runway · « **Reply #5091 on:** July 06, 2010, 08:48:07 AM »

oh, 4chan. you never cease to surprise me.

xolik · « **Reply #5092 on:** July 07, 2010, 08:35:35 PM »

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703

Headline of the year IMO.

Rizzy · « **Reply #5093 on:** July 07, 2010, 08:39:51 PM »

I have a feeling you might like this: http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

12AX7 · « **Reply #5094 on:** July 10, 2010, 01:06:50 PM »

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/for-nichola-paginton-coming-then-going-one-womans-death-by-pornography/19547942

Clear_Runway · « **Reply #5095 on:** July 10, 2010, 01:18:42 PM »

what a way to go. also, I want to know exactly what she was watching.

12AX7 · « **Reply #5096 on:** July 11, 2010, 08:34:49 AM »

LAS CRUCES, N.M.
A 47-year-old man's friends set his prosthetic leg on fire after he lost a drinking bet, causing him to suffer severe burns to his buttocks and lower back. Dona Ana County sheriff's deputies found the man naked on the side of U.S. Route 70 with his prosthetic leg in flames. Deputies learned that the man and his friends were drinking Monday and bet that whoever drank the least would be set on fire.

The man told investigators that at six beers, he drank the least, and agreed to let his friends set him on fire.

He said his friends ignited his prosthetic leg, and the flames spread to his body.

The sheriff's office said the man took his clothes off because of the pain and his friends decided to take him to the hospital. But they got nervous and instead dropped him off on the side of the highway.

The man was taken to a Texas burn treatment center.

Ok, wait. How did the police find him with "his prosthetic leg in flames" if his 'friends' already decided to take him to the hospital; then changed their minds and dropped him off on the side of the road, where he was until the police arrived? He was still "in flames" after all that?

Rizzy · « **Reply #5097 on:** July 11, 2010, 09:39:15 AM »

They probably dumped him on the side of the road en route to the hospital because they were, well, drunk, and not in their right minds to ~continue~ to the hospital. Impaired thinking and all that jazz.

No idea about the time frame from whence it was set on fire til the time the police arrived. Maybe the material the leg was made from is a slow-burning material? *shrugs*

But, it's things like this that make me cynical half the time.

ivan · « **Reply #5098 on:** July 11, 2010, 02:50:27 PM »

I wonder what Jeee's doing right about now...

Rizzy · « **Reply #5099 on:** July 11, 2010, 03:10:42 PM »

Come on, you have to watch this musical. Totally worth the 2 hours.

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