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Author Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread  (Read 934807 times)

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5275 on: September 17, 2010, 03:43:57 PM »
Now I get it.  :w:
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5276 on: September 17, 2010, 05:02:24 PM »


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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5277 on: September 21, 2010, 10:58:08 AM »
it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5278 on: September 21, 2010, 11:20:19 AM »
Quote from: xolik on September 21, 2010, 10:58:08 AM
it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts

what
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5279 on: September 22, 2010, 06:54:27 AM »
Quote from: xolik on September 21, 2010, 10:58:08 AM
it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts

Refraining from making a lascivious joke right now...
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5280 on: September 22, 2010, 08:49:50 AM »
Quote from: Rizzy on September 22, 2010, 06:54:27 AM
Refraining from making a lascivious joke right now...
Why refrain?

xolly, they make lube for a reason.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5281 on: September 22, 2010, 11:46:21 AM »
Quote from: Wunderkind on September 22, 2010, 08:49:50 AM
Why refrain?

xolly, they make lube for a reason.

Lube isn't typically used in IT careers.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5282 on: September 22, 2010, 11:58:51 AM »
Quote from: Demosthenes on September 22, 2010, 11:46:21 AM
Lube isn't typically used in IT careers.

Yeah, don't IT nerds usually keep some hand lotion next to their computers? They must have really soft hands.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5283 on: September 23, 2010, 07:07:38 AM »

Quote from: Banshee on September 22, 2010, 11:58:51 AM
Yeah, don't IT nerds usually keep some hand lotion next to their computers? They must have really soft hands.

Oh man, for a split second, I had a brief thought about Buffalo Bill and his "take the lotion from the basket!!!"
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5284 on: September 23, 2010, 03:19:26 PM »
* pbsaurus gives Rizzy the hose again.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5285 on: October 10, 2010, 08:48:07 PM »
So I had a dream last night, where part of it involved the following conversation:


"Yeah, I'm reading a theory right now" - Random 'Friend'

"Oh Really, who's it by?" - Me

"Oh, this really famous person online. Detta" - RF

"Oh yeah? Where do you know them from?" - Me

"GeekForum.org" - RF

"Oh yeah? I've been a member there since 04!" - Me

"Really? That's awesome! Blah blah blah..." - RF



Don't ask me why I had this dream...

Hi folks!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5286 on: October 11, 2010, 10:16:38 AM »
Yay, I'm a really famous person online!!   :mrgreen:
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5287 on: October 11, 2010, 01:47:58 PM »
Understatement of the year.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5288 on: October 29, 2010, 04:00:16 PM »
« Last Edit: October 29, 2010, 06:02:27 PM by 12AX7 »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5289 on: October 29, 2010, 06:03:18 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5290 on: October 30, 2010, 08:39:30 AM »
Jon Stewart on Hypocrisy

  It's too bad he's not interested in running for office. He's a comedian, yes, but he's a really smart guy. The comedians we have in office now aren't smart at all; nor are they even funny anymore.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5291 on: November 03, 2010, 05:14:47 PM »
Some dude a couple of cubicles away is snoring up a storm right now.  Must be nice.  I could never get away with that.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5292 on: November 03, 2010, 05:19:29 PM »
Time to break out the prankster repertoire. Have a camera handy?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5293 on: November 07, 2010, 07:32:12 PM »
http://www.license.shorturl.com/

Check your Driver's License
 Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet.
 Just enter your name, city and state to see if
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 click the box marked 'Please Remove'. This will remove it from
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5294 on: November 07, 2010, 10:42:17 PM »
HA! Awesome, that picture of me looked better than the real one.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5295 on: November 08, 2010, 12:24:22 AM »
They got my number wrong.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5296 on: November 08, 2010, 07:59:03 AM »
That kind of reminds me of phonetrace.org (NSFW).
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5297 on: November 09, 2010, 10:57:19 AM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on November 07, 2010, 07:32:12 PM
http://www.license.shorturl.com/

Check your Driver's License
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 Just enter your name, city and state to see if
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 public viewing, but not from law enforcement.
 

I like the "Moped" restriction.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5298 on: November 15, 2010, 07:16:39 PM »
http://www.chow.com/recipes/29029-thanksgiving-turkey-cake

This looks disgusting, but I'm sure it's really really good.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5299 on: November 15, 2010, 08:20:19 PM »
I was expecting dog recipes at that site.
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