Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 934713 times)

Demosthenes · « **Reply #5500 on:** August 11, 2011, 12:19:43 PM »

Quote from: ivan on August 11, 2011, 12:15:33 PM

Sure, they're non-union -- now. But soon they'll twig to the fact that The Man has the power to hire, and he has the power to stomp. To live at the whim of some greedy arachnophobe who suffers your existence only so far as the fruits of your labor please him, always on the brink of sudden death by bug spray, is not to live at all.

There is safety -- and bargaining power -- in numbers.

We are legion.

Quote from: ivan on August 11, 2011, 12:16:03 PM

I mean THEY. THEY are legion.

Vespertine · « **Reply #5501 on:** August 11, 2011, 01:39:03 PM »

Quote from: Gul Vic on August 11, 2011, 12:30:54 AM

Also, what kind of loot do you think a spider would carry?

Most low level spiders seem to carry Silk, Poison Glands, or Arachnid Legs...there's a market out there for that (just ask Shakespeare's witches). Sometimes the big, scary, heroic spiders carry better loot: some form of weapon or armor based on the spider's unique strengths. I would think a Level 3 spider might have some good stuff on it.

Vespertine · « **Reply #5502 on:** August 11, 2011, 09:39:20 PM »

Is it just me, or would anyone else like to see Rick Perry and Michelle Bachman have a battle royale over which one is REALLY the candidate chosen by God?

Gul Vic · « **Reply #5503 on:** August 11, 2011, 09:53:05 PM »

I waited too long to loot the body and it's gone now

I'll remember to check the next one.
I apologize to catwritr, I did not know you were a spider. Are you available for work?

Thanks for the tips 12, now I know how to hit on a spider... Hey, wait!

Catwritr, pretty thing, I can lay you down on a bed of leaves and vibrate you until you can't talk or walk straight. What do you say?

reimero · « **Reply #5504 on:** August 12, 2011, 07:28:26 AM »

Quote from: Vespertine on August 11, 2011, 09:39:20 PM

Is it just me, or would anyone else like to see Rick Perry and Michelle Bachman have a battle royale over which one is REALLY the candidate chosen by God?

Brilliant! Especially if it's covered by Fox News. (Of course, I'd be equally interested in the coverage of Fox News's coverage of this battle royale. How much can one "newscaster" drool in 15 minutes?)

Demosthenes · « **Reply #5505 on:** August 12, 2011, 11:06:45 AM »

Quote from: Gul Vic on August 11, 2011, 09:53:05 PM

Catwritr, pretty thing, I can lay you down on a bed of leaves and vibrate you until you can't talk or walk straight. What do you say?

You and everyone else, Chico. You and everyone else.

ivan · « **Reply #5506 on:** August 12, 2011, 12:44:58 PM »

Quote from: Gul Vic on August 11, 2011, 09:53:05 PM

I waited too long to loot the body and it's gone now
I'll remember to check the next one.
I apologize to catwritr, I did not know you were a spider. Are you available for work?

Thanks for the tips 12, now I know how to hit on a spider... Hey, wait!

Catwritr, pretty thing, I can lay you down on a bed of leaves and vibrate you until you can't talk or walk straight. What do you say?

That was Wunderkind.

But let your offer stand. You won't regret it.

Vespertine · « **Reply #5507 on:** August 12, 2011, 03:05:07 PM »

Spamspamspammityspam

http://www.perpetualkid.com/pop-quiz-math-clock.aspx
http://www.perpetualkid.com/periodic-table-soap---in-your-element-uranium.aspx

My inner geek is almost orgasmic over this crap!!!!!! LOVES IT!

Gul Vic · « **Reply #5508 on:** August 12, 2011, 04:24:26 PM »

I'll take catwritr and Wunderkind if they don't mind sharing; there's room for everyone on my bed of leaves and if we need more room I'll add more leaves.

Thanks for the link Vespertine, I have new plans to surf that site all day. The soap you posted looks fantastic, I could leave the hall nightlight off and find the bathroom by the soap in it ^_^

Wunderkind · « **Reply #5509 on:** August 12, 2011, 10:13:03 PM »

He lost his offer when he couldn't tell the difference between me and cat. That's just bad vibrations.

12 · « **Reply #5510 on:** August 15, 2011, 01:59:55 AM »

Quote from: Wunderkind on August 12, 2011, 10:13:03 PM

SHe lost ~~his~~her offer when She couldn't tell the difference between me and cat. That's just bad vibrations.

FTFY

Wunderkind · « **Reply #5511 on:** August 15, 2011, 09:39:25 AM »

If they can't spend the time to check who said what why should I care what gender they are?
Furthermore, he is the accepted identifier when the sex of the subject is unknown. [/grammar lesson]
[/iamabitchtoday]

pbsaurus · « **Reply #5512 on:** August 15, 2011, 06:08:38 PM »

Love the clock!

12 · « **Reply #5513 on:** August 15, 2011, 08:05:15 PM »

http://www.perpetualkid.com/wifi-detection-t-shirt.aspx

12 · « **Reply #5514 on:** August 15, 2011, 10:36:31 PM »

Niko Alm, a self-described "pastafarian," has been given the right to wear a colander on his head in his Austrian driver's license photo. Alm is a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Novice · « **Reply #5515 on:** August 15, 2011, 11:17:54 PM »

That's. Awesome.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #5516 on:** August 16, 2011, 10:26:33 AM »

And our hand basket takes a slight 2 degree angle off of hell.

Min · « **Reply #5517 on:** August 16, 2011, 01:21:13 PM »

Wait, Gul Vic's a chix0r???

Does Lacerda know about this?

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #5518 on:** August 16, 2011, 02:14:34 PM »

Quote from: Min on August 16, 2011, 01:21:13 PM

Wait, Gul Vic's a chix0r???

Does Lacerda know about this?

I do now! Not sure how to feel about this information. Happy? Sad?

I'm going to go with ambivalent.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #5519 on:** August 18, 2011, 10:03:50 PM »

I received news today that my mother has a slipped ruptured disc of the I4 and I5. She'll be having surgery on the 25th of this month but while her full recovery is certain how long that recovery will be is still unknown. This may turn out to be a very trying time as my mother is the bread-winner in a house with a four digit mortgage payment. If internet gets cut off of the necessity list, I'll let you guys know.

ivan · « **Reply #5520 on:** August 18, 2011, 10:08:14 PM »

Quote from: Wunderkind on August 18, 2011, 10:03:50 PM

If internet gets cut off of the necessity list, I'll let you guys know.

How?

Wunderkind · « **Reply #5521 on:** August 18, 2011, 10:28:46 PM »

Hopefully before the last pay period runs out.

SassyPants · « **Reply #5522 on:** August 19, 2011, 12:50:14 AM »

Quote from: Wunderkind on August 18, 2011, 10:03:50 PM

If internet gets cut off of the necessity list, I'll let you guys know.

You could always start a fund on here.

I know I'm just an "annoying newbie" here & don't really matter, but I hope the surgery goes swimmingly & that she makes a swift recovery!

pbsaurus · « **Reply #5523 on:** August 19, 2011, 02:08:02 AM »

Good luck. Back surgery is pretty serious. My mother has had DDD for almost two decades now and has been on heavy opiates for most of that time. Several surgeries haven't really helped.

12 · « **Reply #5524 on:** August 19, 2011, 02:56:42 AM »

This is what I have (DDD), which led to temporary paralysis from the waist down. NOT fun.
I now do something of a self - traction position to alleviate things when they get awry. In fact;
I use that technique for self spinal adjustment from the neck down to the sacrum. I can pretty much
'target' the areas (vertabrate) that feel like they are off by tensing certain muscles and relaxing others.

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