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The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #725 on: May 26, 2006, 03:04:58 PM »

The office manager of one of our clients always ends phone conversations abruptly.  Like "kthxbye!*click*".
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« Reply #726 on: May 26, 2006, 03:26:50 PM »

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The office manager of one of our clients always ends phone conversations abruptly.  Like "kthxbye!*click*".


I guess I'm rude then.  With me it's usually "later *click*".
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« Reply #727 on: May 26, 2006, 04:53:04 PM »

I end my phone conversations with 'Dude'

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« Reply #728 on: May 28, 2006, 09:38:56 PM »

I'm really drunk for the first time in a while.

God Bless America and BEER!
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« Reply #729 on: May 29, 2006, 01:12:49 AM »

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« Reply #730 on: May 29, 2006, 04:25:30 AM »

Quote from: xolik
linked due to VERY NSFW language.


 I guarantee it! :lol:
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« Reply #731 on: May 29, 2006, 04:28:26 AM »

Damn. Sorta funny for once, and I wasn't logged in.  

 Did you realize guest posting is back on, Chris?
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« Reply #732 on: May 29, 2006, 07:37:28 AM »

Quote from: 12AX7
Did you realize guest posting is back on, Chris?

Corrected. Thanks for pointing it out.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #733 on: June 02, 2006, 12:40:54 AM »

I don't check my email for about 18 hours, and you know what I get... 157 new messages.

Fucking spammers. I hope they all die.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #734 on: June 02, 2006, 02:32:18 AM »

I don't check my email for about 18 hours, and you know what I get... 157 new messages.

Fucking spammers. I hope they all die.

Here here. I'm used to checking it every so often and simply ignoring the junk. It's difficult, annoying, and shouldn't need to be done, but there you have it. Spam sucks. Period.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #735 on: June 02, 2006, 08:43:55 AM »



Fucking spammers. I hope they all die.
I agree I created a brand new e-mail account, went to lunch, came back, and there were 70 new e-mails in my mailbox. Weird Tingly Feeling???
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #736 on: June 02, 2006, 04:15:27 PM »

I agree I created a brand new e-mail account, went to lunch, came back, and there were 70 new e-mails in my mailbox. Weird Tingly Feeling???

Sorry about that.  I needed something from Driverguide.com today and they wanted an email address.
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« Reply #737 on: June 02, 2006, 04:23:14 PM »

Driverguide.com is evil incarnate.

GOOD JOB, DEMOSTHENES!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #738 on: June 02, 2006, 04:32:40 PM »

Keep laughing, funny boy.  You should see what I used YOUR email address for today.   :evil:
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #739 on: June 02, 2006, 04:43:47 PM »

Ha-ha, you don't fool me. I've never given you my email!

BTW, it's demosthenes@hotmail.com.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #740 on: June 02, 2006, 06:12:51 PM »

Silly, that's his address.  Everyone knows that yours is george@whitehouse.gov.

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #741 on: June 03, 2006, 10:51:41 PM »

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #742 on: June 04, 2006, 10:40:40 AM »

Baby Ruth?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #743 on: June 07, 2006, 11:24:08 AM »

Conversation this morning:

Detta:  A boob in the hand is worth two...in the bush?  (Don't ask why I said that.)
Enrique:  Hey, you got "boob" and "bush" in the same sentence.  Good job.
Detta:  Those two words are put in the same sentence every single day.
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« Reply #744 on: June 07, 2006, 11:31:43 AM »

Detta:  A boob in the hand is worth two...in the bush? 

Why did you say that?
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« Reply #745 on: June 07, 2006, 11:38:00 AM »

Why did you ask me that?

And why are you not signed in?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #746 on: June 07, 2006, 01:24:21 PM »

So what were the boobs doing in the bush?  You must be really flexible.

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #747 on: June 07, 2006, 01:36:48 PM »

So what were the boobs doing in the bush?  You must be really flexible.
Maybe it is the girl next door's bush?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #748 on: June 07, 2006, 01:37:34 PM »

If that's the case

picsplzkthx!

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #749 on: June 07, 2006, 04:36:43 PM »

I am Kif to my boss's Brannigan.

Time to get a new job, methinks.
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