Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 934549 times)

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #750 on:** June 07, 2006, 11:25:05 PM »

Your job doesn't involve any ladders, does it?

ivan · « **Reply #751 on:** June 08, 2006, 11:53:17 AM »

Does that mean Ping is Amy to your Kif?

hackess · « **Reply #752 on:** June 08, 2006, 07:19:36 PM »

*shakes fist at Demosthenes for not stopping in Madison on the way to the LGGC*

xolik · « **Reply #753 on:** June 08, 2006, 10:56:55 PM »

Quote from: ivan on June 08, 2006, 11:53:17 AM

Does that mean Ping is Amy to your Kif?

Good gravy it all makes sense!

Chris · « **Reply #754 on:** June 13, 2006, 08:54:22 PM »

I saw a cop rear-end a lady while in the drive thru at McDonald's. How the hell do you manage that?

IFOUNDWALDO176 · « **Reply #755 on:** June 14, 2006, 07:04:57 AM »

Maybe he was watching something else, like someone suspicious, just a guess. If that was the case then the funny part about that is that after the collision the cop wouldn't be able to catch the crook anyway, because he would have to listen to that lady's tirade about "Oh my God look what you've done...etc."

Min · « **Reply #756 on:** June 14, 2006, 07:12:53 AM »

Yeah, that's always embarrassing for a cop.

In other news, Ponch didn't read the directions on the box of blueberry muffins. This is no surprise, as men don't seem to look at directions much. Well, he didn't strain the blueberries and now we have some wacked out Violet Beauregarde muffins.

Vespertine · « **Reply #757 on:** June 14, 2006, 11:30:04 AM »

So, I watched this asshole (on the freeway) this morning. He was in a Lincoln Town Car, and he was pretty much dueling with a semi. AND, he was in the wrong and being a dick about it. I found myself hoping that the semi driver would decide that he had had enough. I would have loved to have seen that asshole get crushed by that semi. People are jerks.

Chris · « **Reply #758 on:** June 14, 2006, 02:33:20 PM »

I saw some lady drop a coffee on herself while in the drive thru at a fast food store. Oh man, you should have heard the stuff she was saying! Comedy gold!

I BURNT THE FUCK OUT OF MY ASS!

xolik · « **Reply #759 on:** June 19, 2006, 06:47:18 PM »

We need this smilie for our political forum.

Min · « **Reply #760 on:** June 20, 2006, 10:11:42 AM »

Never a dull moment on the family email:

Quote

I got a phone call yesterday, and when I said hello the person on the other
side said, I just wanted to call to say I love you. I said, what? and she
said I just called to say I love you. So I asked who it was, and she said
what do you mean? and so I asked who she was, and she said who are you and I
said Joe and she said, oh sorry wrong number.

TheJudge · « **Reply #761 on:** June 21, 2006, 07:11:41 AM »

Quote from: xolik on June 19, 2006, 06:47:18 PM

We need this smilie for our political forum.

And now you have it!

Demosthenes · « **Reply #762 on:** June 21, 2006, 10:00:33 AM »

Quote from: catwritr on June 08, 2006, 07:19:36 PM

*shakes fist at Demosthenes for not stopping in Madison on the way to the LGGC*

Hey, that's no cause for fist shakening!

We were running late and the friend that was riding with me was anxious to get there, so we passed Madison by. Sorry.

xolik · « **Reply #763 on:** June 21, 2006, 10:27:20 AM »

I found out that yesterday, while I was off, my boss went and told the higher-ups that if I didn't get a $10,000 a year raise, I'd quit.

I never said that and have no idea what gave him that idea. So I expect to be fired any minute now.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #764 on:** June 21, 2006, 10:40:23 AM »

Quote from: xolik on June 21, 2006, 10:27:20 AM

I found out that yesterday, while I was off, my boss went and told the higher-ups that if I didn't get a $10,000 a year raise, I'd quit.

I never said that and have no idea what gave him that idea. So I expect to be fired any minute now.

Wow. With friends like that, who needs enemies?

dcrog · « **Reply #765 on:** June 21, 2006, 04:14:13 PM »

Cheer up xol. They'll probably give it to you. That way they can fire you from a better paying job.

Min · « **Reply #766 on:** June 21, 2006, 04:44:15 PM »

Good luck Xol!

Hey so when are we going to get these smilies in here:

I don't have the needles smilie hosted.

Crystalmonkey · « **Reply #767 on:** June 21, 2006, 05:39:27 PM »

And the spitting water one...

dcrog · « **Reply #768 on:** June 22, 2006, 04:29:03 AM »

With the revial of intro threads I had to post this from mine.

Quote from: Demosthenes on September 17, 2002, 08:57:57 AM

Quote from: Binoboy
That's you, Demo?! Ok....

And don't worry, you don't look a thing like the MC in Cabaret.
*runs*
Uh, no. That's not me. Nowhere near how I look. I'm more or less like my avatar...

That wasn't as funny then as it is now Demo.

TheJudge · « **Reply #769 on:** June 22, 2006, 07:09:22 AM »

Quote from: dcrog on June 21, 2006, 04:14:13 PM

Cheer up xol. They'll probably give it to you. That way they can fire you from a better paying job.

Or maybe they'll give you a $10,000 when they can your boss and offer you his position. How great would that be?

Demosthenes · « **Reply #770 on:** June 22, 2006, 03:39:05 PM »

Quote from: dcrog on June 22, 2006, 04:29:03 AM

With the revial of intro threads I had to post this from mine.

Quote from: Demosthenes on September 17, 2002, 08:57:57 AM
Quote from: Binoboy
That's you, Demo?! Ok....

And don't worry, you don't look a thing like the MC in Cabaret.
*runs*
Uh, no. That's not me. Nowhere near how I look. I'm more or less like my avatar...

That wasn't as funny then as it is now Demo.

Hah! That would have been even funnier if you'd quoted it back when I was sportin' my Ricardo Montalban avatar.

xolik · « **Reply #771 on:** June 22, 2006, 07:34:47 PM »

Quote from: TheJudge on June 22, 2006, 07:09:22 AM

Quote from: dcrog on June 21, 2006, 04:14:13 PM
Cheer up xol. They'll probably give it to you. That way they can fire you from a better paying job.

Or maybe they'll give you a $10,000 when they can your boss and offer you his position. How great would that be?

Oh, I don't want any part of management. I'd rather keep my soul.

Socrates · « **Reply #772 on:** June 23, 2006, 06:59:18 AM »

I saw this and thought of Xolix and his amusing anigifs

pbsaurus · « **Reply #773 on:** June 23, 2006, 12:14:24 PM »

Heh, I saw the whole video in google video. Hilarious!

pbsaurus · « **Reply #774 on:** June 23, 2006, 12:19:28 PM »

Kickass! I've been smitten

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