Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 934589 times)

Scheherazade · « **Reply #950 on:** July 31, 2006, 04:37:37 PM »

Betcha didn't see Clint Howard coming.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #951 on:** July 31, 2006, 04:39:05 PM »

Quote from: ihatecliches on July 31, 2006, 04:37:37 PM

Betcha didn't see Clint Howard coming.

Min · « **Reply #952 on:** July 31, 2006, 05:09:31 PM »

Here's one for the "oooof" category.

We were up at my dad's this weekend and Wubby and Kevo showed up too. The five of us were playing poker and I lost all my chips. My dad to the left of me throws a dollar at me and I didn't grab it. I was still bitching about the hand probably. Enrique hands me $2 worth of his chips so that I can continue to play. I took them and my dad goes, "Oh, so I guess you don't need ME anymore!".

Oooooof.

But dad, you lent me $1700 just last week. I'd be a moocher if I took that dollar.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #953 on:** July 31, 2006, 05:11:38 PM »

Wow. My dad never lets me borrow money.

And when we play cards, it's Tripoli.

Min · « **Reply #954 on:** July 31, 2006, 05:14:40 PM »

Did you move away yet? That usually helps.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #955 on:** July 31, 2006, 05:17:24 PM »

Well, no. My parents are divorced and I live with my mom.

BUt I'll be like, "Hey Dad, I need five dollars till Tuesday," and he'll say, "Well you should go sell yourself on the street if you need money that bad."

Meh.

hackess · « **Reply #956 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:59:38 PM »

I cashed in my poker winnings the other day. We play for change (no pennies), so my having over $150 in my poker jar was pretty good, I thought.

I like taking cash from a 14-year-old and a bunch of drunk guys.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #957 on:** August 01, 2006, 09:37:32 AM »

Quote from: ihatecliches on July 31, 2006, 05:17:24 PM

"Well you should go sell yourself on the street if you need money that bad."

Quote from: catwritr on July 31, 2006, 06:59:38 PM

I like taking cash from a 14-year-old and a bunch of drunk guys.

xolik · « **Reply #958 on:** August 01, 2006, 06:06:35 PM »

I hate Legato Networker backup. Networker? More like Notworker amirite?

Scheherazade · « **Reply #959 on:** August 02, 2006, 08:40:34 AM »

Quote from: xolik on August 01, 2006, 06:06:35 PM

I hate Legato Networker backup. Networker? More like Notworker amirite?

Second the opinion, but that is an old joke.

Someone needs to teach me how to play poker. My cousin might be able to...

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #960 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:52:27 PM »

This is still making me laugh:

http://img109.imageshack.us/my.php?image=woah7xg.swf

Scheherazade · « **Reply #961 on:** August 03, 2006, 01:29:16 PM »

That is pretty funny.

xolik · « **Reply #962 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:55:14 PM »

A consultant that I've been working with all week was in my office yesterday, and I had all my open windows minimized on my screen so my wallpaper was showing. The following little exchange ensued as he noticed my wallpaper for the first time:

Him: "Hey, who's the hot woman you've got on your screen?"
Me: "Uh, about that. That's actually a guy..."
Him:

I was so tempted to tell him that he just caught the gay.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #963 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:02:02 PM »

You totally should have.

xolik · « **Reply #964 on:** August 08, 2006, 12:35:28 PM »

Don't forget that today is Patch Tuesday! Time to update your windows machines. Lots of XP updates out there.

Crystalmonkey · « **Reply #965 on:** August 08, 2006, 01:38:42 PM »

Quote from: ihatecliches on August 02, 2006, 08:40:34 AM

Someone needs to teach me how to play poker. My cousin might be able to...

What type of poker are you looking for?

Min · « **Reply #966 on:** August 08, 2006, 01:53:56 PM »

Do paradise poker or pokerstars.net or something. That's a good way to learn.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #967 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:34:53 PM »

Thanks, but my cousin is already teaching me poker basics, and Hold 'em.

Crystalmonkey · « **Reply #968 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:40:16 PM »

Quote from: Detta on August 08, 2006, 01:53:56 PM

Do paradise poker

I play that, fun stuff.

Min · « **Reply #969 on:** August 08, 2006, 03:13:20 PM »

What's your screenname? I'm superawesome.

And my screen name is superawesome.

Crystalmonkey · « **Reply #970 on:** August 08, 2006, 03:20:10 PM »

Quote from: Detta on August 08, 2006, 03:13:20 PM

What's your screenname? I'm superawesome.

And my screen name is superawesome.

Crystalmonke, and I'm pretty new (but learning)

Min · « **Reply #971 on:** August 08, 2006, 03:27:21 PM »

Are you playing real money yet? I do 5/10 cent tables right now. I've been thinking of doing a quickie $5 tournament though, just for fun.

dcrog · « **Reply #972 on:** August 08, 2006, 03:32:39 PM »

I can't believe you put quickie and $5 in the same sentence.

Min · « **Reply #973 on:** August 08, 2006, 03:36:35 PM »

Of course. That's how much my hot latino boyfriend makes me pay him.

Crystalmonkey · « **Reply #974 on:** August 08, 2006, 04:27:30 PM »

Yeah, I've been doing the 2/4c tables, and today I stepped up to the 5/10c tables.

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