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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1175 on: September 28, 2006, 01:04:28 AM »
+1 for "counter-crotch"
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1176 on: September 28, 2006, 06:53:41 AM »
Does this qualify me for anything good?
I have no idea what the significance of 630 is; do you?
I mean, it's not like 420 or anything, is it?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1177 on: September 28, 2006, 06:58:28 AM »
Stop confusing me! I'm still trying to figure out what that picture under your post count is...
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1178 on: September 28, 2006, 07:22:55 AM »
Isn't that a lit vacuum tube?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1179 on: September 28, 2006, 07:24:01 AM »
Seriously? It's a  12ax7 vacuum tube in operation. They glow with POWER.





 I'm guessing you already knew this, though, and I just flattened your joke. Sorry.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1180 on: September 28, 2006, 07:25:01 AM »
HAHA! Nice one, QwikDraw McAgent!   :-D
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1181 on: September 28, 2006, 07:25:47 AM »
oh, and +1 for knowing that.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1182 on: September 28, 2006, 07:29:06 AM »
I don't vaccum much...  :wink:
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1183 on: September 28, 2006, 07:30:34 AM »
+1  for teh funnay!   :-D
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1184 on: September 28, 2006, 12:34:23 PM »
Dude, vacuums suck.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1185 on: September 28, 2006, 03:29:16 PM »
Quote from: pbsaurus on September 28, 2006, 12:34:23 PM
Dude, vacuums suck.
xD

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1186 on: September 28, 2006, 04:49:49 PM »
That is truly grand...do I sense a phenomenon a brewin?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1187 on: September 29, 2006, 06:37:40 AM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on September 28, 2006, 07:30:34 AM
+1  for teh funnay!   :-D

Actually, that was just a typo, but it's much funnier the that way!

I read your post and I was thinking "What the hell is funny about not vacuuming???" and then I noticed "vaccum" so I just got it today! lol. I think I deserves a smite.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1188 on: September 29, 2006, 12:15:26 PM »
Dear University Staff,

The Imaging system has shat its pants, yet again, due in no small part to our crappy backup software. The whole thing is fucked seven ways to Sunday and will be back up again in about three hours. For the second time this week.

Regards,

Xolik
« Last Edit: September 29, 2006, 12:17:24 PM by xolik »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1189 on: September 29, 2006, 01:08:05 PM »
Quote from: xolik on September 29, 2006, 12:15:26 PM
Dear University Staff,

The Imaging system has shat its pants, yet again, due in no small part to our crappy backup software. The whole thing is fucked seven ways to Sunday and will be back up again in about three hours. For the second time this week.

Regards,

Xolik
Earlier this week I told some Project Exec's that our new electronic application load had "crapped all over itself"

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1190 on: September 29, 2006, 02:54:54 PM »
I'll be damned. It's "Do, do, doo lookin' out my backdoor" and NOT "dude, dude, dude, lickin' out my backdoor" as I originally thought.  :oops:
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1191 on: September 29, 2006, 05:14:21 PM »
Quote from: xolik on September 29, 2006, 02:54:54 PM
I'll be damned. It's "Do, do, doo lookin' out my backdoor" and NOT "dude, dude, dude, lickin' out my backdoor" as I originally thought.  :oops:

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1192 on: September 29, 2006, 08:14:31 PM »
Quote from: xolik on September 29, 2006, 02:54:54 PM
I'll be damned. It's "Do, do, doo lookin' out my backdoor" and NOT "dude, dude, dude, lickin' out my backdoor" as I originally thought.  :oops:

You owe me a soda.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1193 on: September 30, 2006, 02:55:16 AM »
 Went to make a sandwich, dumped out the bag of bread, and collected the last two pieces; the heel and the one next to it.
Got out the mayonnaise and the last clean spoon (yes; I use a spoon to scoop and spread), and put the last bit of it on those last two pieces of bread. Brought out the sealed bowl (Tupperware, I think) that I had put the opened pack of  balogna in (I had already used my last Ziplock bag), and retrieved the last two pieces of bologna. I put them on the bread, and gathered the trash; the jar, the bag, the balogna pack and strings. Stuffing them into the trash can, it occurred to me that this was the last items that would fit, so I closed the bag up and replaced it with my last trash bag.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1194 on: September 30, 2006, 07:26:34 AM »
Wow.  You better go shopping.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1195 on: September 30, 2006, 10:41:57 AM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on September 30, 2006, 02:55:16 AM
Went to make a sandwich, dumped out the bag of bread, and collected the last two pieces; the heel and the one next to it.
Got out the mayonnaise and the last clean spoon (yes; I use a spoon to scoop and spread), and put the last bit of it on those last two pieces of bread. Brought out the sealed bowl (Tupperware, I think) that I had put the opened pack of  balogna in (I had already used my last Ziplock bag), and retrieved the last two pieces of bologna. I put them on the bread, and gathered the trash; the jar, the bag, the balogna pack and strings. Stuffing them into the trash can, it occurred to me that this was the last items that would fit, so I closed the bag up and replaced it with my last trash bag.

That kind of sounds like my house on a daily basis.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1196 on: September 30, 2006, 12:39:17 PM »
A package from the states arrived today for me filled with anti-alien stickers. It's actually VERY cool of them, because not only did my stamps not work, they returned them AND paid to send this to me from their own pockets. Now I just need to stick up 1000+ stickers...
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1197 on: October 01, 2006, 12:00:07 AM »
Quote from: Agent_Tachyon on September 30, 2006, 12:39:17 PM
A package from the states arrived today for me filled with anti-alien stickers. It's actually VERY cool of them, because not only did my stamps not work, they returned them AND paid to send this to me from their own pockets. Now I just need to stick up 1000+ stickers...

What, exactly, are "anti-alien" stickers and does Lacerda play a part in this in any way?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1198 on: October 01, 2006, 01:36:32 AM »
Xol, did you change your icon recently or have I just missed it?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1199 on: October 01, 2006, 02:44:48 PM »
Quote from: Crystalmonkey on October 01, 2006, 01:36:32 AM
Xol, did you change your icon recently or have I just missed it?

Changed. Will most likely change again later.
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