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Author Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread  (Read 934672 times)

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2125 on: April 23, 2007, 05:13:19 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2126 on: April 23, 2007, 08:41:31 PM »
There's an actual wikipedia entry on Goatse, and some of the mirrors, and it also talks about an ongoing auction for the domain name.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2127 on: April 24, 2007, 01:37:22 AM »
Quote from: Crystalmonkey on April 23, 2007, 08:41:31 PM
There's an actual wikipedia entry on Goatse, and some of the mirrors, and it also talks about an ongoing auction for the domain name.

I wonder what the bid is at. I want to own goatse!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2128 on: April 24, 2007, 08:23:52 AM »
We should all chip in a few thousand dollars and make goatse our new domain name! That's SURE to make the spambots leave us alone!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2129 on: April 24, 2007, 02:40:22 PM »
Quote from: Agent_Tachyon on April 24, 2007, 08:23:52 AM
We should all chip in a few thousand dollars and make goatse our new domain name! That's SURE to make the spambots leave us alone!

Then we could be the spambots!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2130 on: April 24, 2007, 05:14:32 PM »
ok.... GO!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2131 on: April 24, 2007, 05:16:19 PM »
Site won't work on my work compy :(
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2132 on: April 24, 2007, 05:18:52 PM »
You have to name the 50 states in 10 minutes.

You can probably do it in 5.

I started at the 9 minute mark, and had 47 named by the 4 minute mark, then stared at the countdown with a blank mind until the end.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2133 on: April 24, 2007, 05:19:37 PM »
Actually, you can probably do it in 2 or 3.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2134 on: April 24, 2007, 05:39:38 PM »
Quote from: ivan on April 24, 2007, 05:14:32 PM
ok.... GO!

I fail at this due to my inability to spell
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2135 on: April 24, 2007, 05:43:13 PM »
Quelle surprise.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2136 on: April 24, 2007, 05:44:15 PM »
 :?

What's "goatse"?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2137 on: April 24, 2007, 05:49:15 PM »
*BUZZ!*

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2138 on: April 24, 2007, 05:53:21 PM »
Oh come on, you mean you didn't send your mom links to goatse after she continuously spammed you with those internet hoaxes and chain emails?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2139 on: April 24, 2007, 05:56:31 PM »
Quote from: pbsaurus on April 24, 2007, 05:53:21 PM
Oh come on, you mean you didn't send your mom links to goatse after she continuously spammed you with those internet hoaxes and chain emails?

Hmmmmm.  That's a good idea.  My mom is CONSTANTLY sending me stupid internet hoaxes and chain emails.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2140 on: April 24, 2007, 07:41:09 PM »
Make sure that you send it in the following format
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Dear friend,
This is real!  I saw it on snopes.com The authority for internet hoaxes - link goes to article
Tell all your friends they need to see this!
[insert goatse image here]
Mail this to 15 people in the next 10 minutes and the Taco Bell dog will sing you a song on your desktop!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2141 on: April 25, 2007, 01:53:56 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2142 on: April 25, 2007, 02:01:37 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2143 on: April 25, 2007, 05:21:57 PM »
So when people roll 5 of a kind they yell "GOATSE!!!!!!".

Brilliant!

Some of you may remember this, but this is my conceptual packaging image I created around the application I was stuck helping code in-house to do project and task tracking at my last job.  In one of the design by committee brainstorming meetings on this application they were looking for ideas for a name for it, and I suggested "General Accounting Time System/Entry" for it, or "G.O.A.T.S.E." for short, and the project managers liked it, so the name stuck.   :lol:

Here's the image I threw together for what I imagined the packaging might look like if we ever polished the app up and sold it to our clients as an add-on (since this was for the software company for whom I worked):

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2144 on: April 25, 2007, 08:44:12 PM »
HECTAR is not enough.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2145 on: April 26, 2007, 04:46:02 PM »
I just noticed I just passed '1337' posts...I guess I'm Beyond 1337 now.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2146 on: April 26, 2007, 05:24:45 PM »
Weird Tingly Feeling are you on about?

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2147 on: April 26, 2007, 05:29:30 PM »
Quote from: pbsaurus on April 26, 2007, 05:24:45 PM
Weird Tingly Feeling are you on about?



omfg pb is teh l337 h4x0r!!!!!!!!1    :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2148 on: April 26, 2007, 05:32:17 PM »
OMG HAX MY POSTS ASPLODE!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2149 on: April 26, 2007, 05:35:41 PM »
Quote from: Agent_Tachyon on April 26, 2007, 05:32:17 PM
OMG HAX MY POSTS ASPLODE!

Quick man, spam to get back to your elite position of 1337dom.
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