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Author Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread  (Read 934504 times)

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2150 on: April 27, 2007, 10:00:27 PM »
Just got my drivers license today. I know it's sad it took me unitl I was 21.  Now I just need a car.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2151 on: April 28, 2007, 08:19:07 AM »
Quote
Posts: leet

Haha, gold!  I wish I knew who to +1 for that! =P
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2152 on: April 28, 2007, 11:26:43 AM »
Quote from: Nosferatu on April 28, 2007, 08:19:07 AM
Haha, gold!  I wish I knew who to +1 for that! =P

ditto
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2153 on: April 29, 2007, 08:21:07 PM »
T'was I whose posts were leet.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2154 on: April 30, 2007, 06:34:34 PM »
Quote from: Agent_Tachyon on April 29, 2007, 08:21:07 PM
T'was I whose posts were leet.

But who set them that way.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2155 on: April 30, 2007, 08:56:43 PM »
I did, with much hard work and dedication. And skillz of course.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2156 on: April 30, 2007, 11:23:39 PM »
Quote from: Nosferatu on April 28, 2007, 08:19:07 AM
Haha, gold!  I wish I knew who to +1 for that! =P

You can mail you +1 checks to me.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2157 on: May 01, 2007, 12:50:15 AM »
The ê is in the mail
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2158 on: May 01, 2007, 09:28:08 AM »
Quote from: Chris on April 30, 2007, 11:23:39 PM
You can mail you +1 checks to me.

Done!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2159 on: May 01, 2007, 09:42:40 AM »
 :x


I hate applying for new jobs. I never have any good references to give. I've spent too much time working in family-owned businesses. Makes it hard to give a reference who isn't related. The vast majority of people I've worked with in the last 10 years were related somehow.


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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2160 on: May 01, 2007, 10:23:37 AM »
Quote from: milifist on May 01, 2007, 09:42:40 AM
:x


I hate applying for new jobs. I never have any good references to give. I've spent too much time working in family-owned businesses. Makes it hard to give a reference who isn't related. The vast majority of people I've worked with in the last 10 years were related somehow.


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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2161 on: May 01, 2007, 04:23:44 PM »
Just make up some shit, by the time they realize (if ever) that the resume was full of crap they'll realize you're good enough to do the job and won't care.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2162 on: May 01, 2007, 05:46:17 PM »
Quote from: Agent_Tachyon on May 01, 2007, 04:23:44 PM
Just make up some shit, by the time they realize (if ever) that the resume was full of crap they'll realize you're good enough to do the job and won't care.
If the dean of MIT's admissions department can get away with it, why can't you?
http://milwaukee.bizjournals.com/boston/stories/2007/04/23/daily40.html

...answer:  Because she stirred the pot.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2163 on: May 01, 2007, 05:58:08 PM »
Firstly she had some balls (ovaries...no it doesn't work...balls) to lie to become a goddamn DEAN, and secondly it was pretty cool of her to tell parents to quit driving their kids insane with perfection. Hope Fark gave this a Hero tag.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2164 on: May 01, 2007, 06:15:35 PM »
Ya know, it must be a really dismal, shitty life to just go
around being a Total Dick just because that's how you are. Ya
know that cool feeling you get when you help someone out, or
just be nice to someone? Well, apparently, as a Dick, you don't
get that. You just go around being in a foul mood and living
life wallowing in shitty emotions and stress. Good grief. Shit,
by now I actually do feel sorry for the guy. What a shitty, mean,
little life. Then he'll die. Damn.
*back to work*
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2165 on: May 01, 2007, 06:28:03 PM »
Total Dicks suck.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2166 on: May 01, 2007, 07:15:28 PM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on May 01, 2007, 06:15:35 PM
Ya know, it must be a really dismal, shitty life to just go
around being a Total Dick just because that's how you are. Ya
know that cool feeling you get when you help someone out, or
just be nice to someone? Well, apparently, as a Dick, you don't
get that. You just go around being in a foul mood and living
life wallowing in shitty emotions and stress. Good grief. Shit,
by now I actually do feel sorry for the guy. What a shitty, mean,
little life. Then he'll die. Damn.
*back to work*


Was that directed at me?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2167 on: May 01, 2007, 07:33:21 PM »
They were both talking about me.

I can't help it.  It's just the way I am.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2168 on: May 01, 2007, 07:46:31 PM »
Quote from: dcrog on May 01, 2007, 07:33:21 PM
They were both talking about me.

I can't help it.  It's just the way I am.

Damn, and I thought it was directed towards me.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2169 on: May 01, 2007, 08:36:32 PM »
They have a support group for that sort of affliction and, I might add, a retreat for Big Dick get-togethers (Total Dicks of course are allways welcome)
« Last Edit: May 01, 2007, 08:38:27 PM by RelandR »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2170 on: May 01, 2007, 09:22:59 PM »
Quote from: RelandR on May 01, 2007, 08:36:32 PM
They have a support group for that sort of affliction and, I might add, a retreat for Big Dick get-togethers (Total Dicks of course are allways welcome)


If I was ever in the area I would stay there just because that name is so innuendotastic.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2171 on: May 02, 2007, 01:17:31 AM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2172 on: May 02, 2007, 10:17:45 AM »
Quote from: Agent_Tachyon on May 01, 2007, 07:15:28 PM
Was that directed at me?
:?  You're kidding, right? Talking about a guy at work.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2173 on: May 02, 2007, 10:47:51 AM »
Hey, I'm a guy at work. In body, if not in mind, at least.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2174 on: May 02, 2007, 01:02:02 PM »
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