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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2300 on: May 16, 2007, 05:36:30 PM »
Richard Dawkins came to me in a vision and said I'd be raped by a panda.







I'm scared.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2301 on: May 16, 2007, 05:38:39 PM »
I'd be more scared of Richard Dawkins.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2302 on: May 16, 2007, 05:40:06 PM »
Quote from: ivan on May 16, 2007, 05:38:39 PM
I'd be more scared of Richard Dawkins.


Suppose he's a divine figure that's really in the closet?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2303 on: May 16, 2007, 05:42:06 PM »
Do you think he has a divine figure?

I guess for an old guy.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2304 on: May 16, 2007, 05:54:30 PM »
Quote from: ivan on May 16, 2007, 05:42:06 PM
Do you think he has a divine figure?

I guess for an old guy.


This reminds me of a fling I had many years ago. God why do Asian guys look so young? He was 52! Unclean, unclean... :cry:


Hey, give me a break, he looked 20 and when I'm his age, I'm gonna want karma to return the favour to me.  :x
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2305 on: May 16, 2007, 08:00:36 PM »
Thar be Whales in our river.

... Humpbacks that is, careful xolik ... this ones a might bigger than a Panda and a Pig put together.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2306 on: May 16, 2007, 09:18:33 PM »
Quote from: xolik on May 16, 2007, 05:36:30 PM
Richard Dawkins came to me in a vision and said I'd be raped by a panda.







I'm scared.

Richard Dawkins once spoke to me while I was extremely high, but he had nothing so dire to report.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2307 on: May 17, 2007, 09:09:13 AM »
No more reading Dragonlance stuff before bed. Exploding Bozak dreams are no fun.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2308 on: May 17, 2007, 05:32:33 PM »
I love giving presentations at work. I'm pretty sure I pissed off the consultant, had a great time ripping into my boss's practices and had the audience in stitches. Best part is, boss was laughing his ass off as well. If my memory weren't total crap, I'd totally be in show business.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2309 on: May 17, 2007, 05:52:39 PM »
Today is Take Your Bike To Work Day.

So, I was a good german and did so, even though it made me a little late.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2310 on: May 17, 2007, 05:53:13 PM »
Because it took me an extra 5 minutes to stuff the damn thing in the back of my SUV.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2311 on: May 17, 2007, 06:47:49 PM »
Best use of a page break EVAR!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2312 on: May 17, 2007, 07:09:41 PM »
Serendipity.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2313 on: May 17, 2007, 08:31:03 PM »
Watching "Going Tribal" on Discovery. How do I land a job like that? Just traveling the world, hanging out with friendly tribes here and there... what an experience that would be. And to think that he actually gets PAID for it!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2314 on: May 18, 2007, 02:52:43 PM »
I have no business trying to play basketball. I got knocked on my ass.  :lol:
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2315 on: May 18, 2007, 03:44:45 PM »
Don't bruise that thang, now! ;-)
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2316 on: May 18, 2007, 04:20:04 PM »
One of these days I will invent a way to store slurpees without having them melt OR solidify.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2317 on: May 18, 2007, 04:30:02 PM »
Guargum.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2318 on: May 18, 2007, 04:36:07 PM »
I was thinking more along the lines of something that would leave it in drinkable quality, but thanks for the suggestion. :-D
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2319 on: May 18, 2007, 04:37:36 PM »
Quote from: Agent_Tachyon on May 18, 2007, 04:20:04 PM
One of these days I will invent a way to store slurpees without having them melt OR solidify.

Son of a gun!  Someone beat you too it!



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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2320 on: May 18, 2007, 06:13:29 PM »
Since BC is hosed right now, here: http://mathforum.org/dr.math/faq/faq.3utilities.html

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2321 on: May 21, 2007, 07:53:09 PM »
I've got a niece who now signs ALL her emails like this:

 ?Mí§§ ߣå?? §±à??
  ? *~For?ever~*?

... makes me want to stick needles in my eyes everytime.



@!#!^!$!&%*)@_+ Relatives

edit: See, even SMF can't deal with all of it
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2322 on: May 21, 2007, 08:07:14 PM »
Ah-hahaha. I once knew someone like that.

~{//d e n n a b\\}~

lolz  :-D  8-)  :-P  :evil:  :-D  :-)  :w:  :slap  :wink:

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2323 on: May 22, 2007, 12:51:33 AM »
The one that gets me is usernames with pointless leading and trailing "x"s.  Go to a busy forum and take a look at the "X" page of the memberlist.  How many of those names would actually start with "x" if it wasn't for sixteen-year-old-chicks (Read: Feds) trying to be cute...

I'm rarely able to tollerate people with MSN screenNames like {-~[*^*\THIS/*^*]~-} for long either...

ASCII art can be cool - assuming it actually looks like something - but it has it's place...
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2324 on: May 22, 2007, 12:54:37 AM »
Like hell.
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