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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2475 on: June 19, 2007, 05:56:26 PM »
I try to keep politics out of the workplace.  In my book political harassment is akin to sexual harassment.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2476 on: June 19, 2007, 06:00:01 PM »
Quote from: Vespertine on June 19, 2007, 05:49:24 PM
no, no, no...i meant, that i'm considering emailing him and asking him to remove my comment, not his blog post.  i meant that i was worried that my snarky comment was a bit much for the workplace.

Oh, God no, let it stay. If he bitches enough, sure, but not before. Watch, though, he'll pull the persecution card on you. Now post two more times to you'll be nice and evil.  :evil:

Quote from: pbsaurus on June 19, 2007, 05:56:26 PM
I try to keep politics out of the workplace.  In my book political harassment is akin to sexual harassment.

Hey, baby, how about we go back to my place and I do to you what Bush has been doing to the country?
« Last Edit: June 19, 2007, 06:02:33 PM by xolik »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2477 on: June 19, 2007, 06:06:09 PM »
Quote from: xolik on June 19, 2007, 06:00:01 PM
Hey, baby, how about we go back to my place and I do to you what Bush has been doing to the country?

What, cause me to bang my head against the wall and cry in despair?

SEX-AY!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2478 on: June 20, 2007, 12:44:09 AM »
Quote from: ivan on June 19, 2007, 06:06:09 PM
What, cause me to bang my head against the wall and cry in despair?

SEX-AY!

Fear is attractive, right?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2479 on: June 20, 2007, 12:02:28 PM »
If you're the one holding the whip, yeah.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2480 on: June 20, 2007, 05:19:41 PM »
Quote from: catwritr on June 20, 2007, 12:44:09 AM
Fear is attractive, right?

That would explain why I'm so horny every Halloween.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2481 on: June 20, 2007, 08:07:41 PM »
Quote from: Evonus on June 20, 2007, 05:19:41 PM
That would explain why I'm so horny every Halloween.
Ya sure it aint the kids coming to your door of their own accord?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2482 on: June 20, 2007, 08:08:33 PM »
That was low. And uncalled for.
Eh, well. My bad.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2483 on: June 20, 2007, 09:27:39 PM »
Eh...

I laughed a bit.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2484 on: June 20, 2007, 09:33:28 PM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on June 20, 2007, 08:08:33 PM
That was low. And uncalled for.
Eh, well. My bad.

I laughed at it, so no harm done.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2485 on: June 21, 2007, 05:18:39 PM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on June 20, 2007, 08:07:41 PM
Ya sure it aint the kids coming to your door of their own accord?

If you hadn't said it, someone else would have.   :lol:
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2486 on: June 21, 2007, 10:13:35 PM »
So, what'd I miss?

I'll have vacation pictures up soon. I promise.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2487 on: June 22, 2007, 05:23:50 PM »
Quote from: catwritr on June 21, 2007, 10:13:35 PM
So, what'd I miss?

I'm a pedophile now apparently.  :-(
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2488 on: June 22, 2007, 05:27:14 PM »
We're pretty much a Windows based network where I work. We have a few bastard Apple notebook machines out there that we don't really support but keep around because they're pretty and higher ups like to carry them around to make themselves look more sophisticated. I got this gem in my support queue a few minutes ago:

Customer "I’m running Mac OS emulating Windows XP and using Entourage to connect to a remote Windows terminal server to connect to my custom application with it's own special login ID and password WHY IS MY ACCOUNT GETTING LOCKED OUT ALL THE TIME?"

Me -
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2489 on: June 22, 2007, 05:29:51 PM »
Quote from: Evonus on June 22, 2007, 05:23:50 PM
I'm a pedophile now apparently.  :-(

Then I've got just the gift for you! A Nintendo DS!

Think about it:

  • It's less than ten years old
  • It lets you touch it
  • It won't run away from you

Perfect!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2490 on: June 22, 2007, 05:31:34 PM »
Quote from: xolik on June 22, 2007, 05:29:51 PM
Then I've got just the gift for you! A Nintendo DS!

Think about it:

  • It's less than ten years old
  • It lets you touch it
  • It won't run away from you

Perfect!

  • you can play with its buttons
  • you can play games with it
  • it will let you insert things into it
  • it'll never tell
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2491 on: June 22, 2007, 06:59:51 PM »
I am SO going to order up one of these: http://www.arbico-organics.com/1112512.html, grab a funnel, and make a midnight trip to the mail slot in my bosses front door.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2492 on: June 23, 2007, 02:45:32 AM »
My kind of luck would have me crouching, bugs in hand, reaching for the mailslot when the door opened.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2493 on: June 24, 2007, 02:37:34 AM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on June 23, 2007, 02:45:32 AM
My kind of luck would have me crouching, bugs in hand, reaching for the mailslot when the door opened.

There is only one correct thing to do in a situation like that.


Toss the bag at his face while screaming "The eyes, Boo, go for the eyes!"
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2494 on: June 24, 2007, 08:18:25 PM »
I tried to order a dozen boxes of those the other day but was thwarted once again by Amazon's elitist eskimophobic shipping regulations.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2495 on: June 25, 2007, 12:14:06 AM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on June 23, 2007, 02:45:32 AM
My kind of luck would have me crouching, bugs in hand, reaching for the mailslot when the door opened.

I wouldn't even get that lucky, I'de just have cops show up at my front door two weeks later and arrest me, no questions asked.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2496 on: June 25, 2007, 01:27:49 AM »
Quote from: Agent_Tachyon on June 24, 2007, 08:18:25 PM
I tried to order a dozen boxes of those the other day but was thwarted once again by Amazon's elitist eskimophobic shipping regulations.


Well we can't have our aphid eradication technology falling into the wrong hands,
... now can we ?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2497 on: June 27, 2007, 12:35:21 PM »
Wow. I thought she had been gone for good a looooooooong time ago...

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2498 on: June 27, 2007, 02:09:17 PM »
Ooooh.  I miss her.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2499 on: June 27, 2007, 05:34:07 PM »
I love summertime. Now is when I go into full on industry certification-whore mode. Time to update my MCS*\HP\CompTia crap.
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