Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 934765 times)

xolik · « **Reply #2500 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:22:39 AM »

It's 1:21am where I'm at and I can't sleep. I knew I shouldn't have chugged that Starbucks thing after six. Dammit, I need to wake up and go to work in four hours!

12AX7 · « **Reply #2501 on:** June 28, 2007, 06:36:03 AM »

One measly coffee? Before SIX?? Lightweight!

I can (no bullshit) eat four Vivarin with tea on an empty stomach and go right to sleep.
Of course, I've been eating them for years now. . .

pbsaurus · « **Reply #2502 on:** June 28, 2007, 10:39:26 AM »

Quote from: xolik on June 28, 2007, 03:22:39 AM

It's 1:21am where I'm at and I can't sleep. I knew I shouldn't have chugged that Starbucks thing after six. Dammit, I need to wake up and go to work in four hours!

Curiously Ian woke up at 1am and I went back to bed at about 1:10. At 1:21 I couldn't sleep. The dog was licking herself and the fucking male mockingbird was trolling for bitchez, so I got out of bed about 1:45 and surfed for porn. I never did get back to sleep so I went to early practice.

xolik · « **Reply #2503 on:** June 28, 2007, 11:16:26 AM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,287109,00.html

Buahahahahhaahahahaha! My parents wanted to get me involed with these Exodus creeps. I'm so tempted to forward this to them.

RelandR · « **Reply #2504 on:** June 28, 2007, 12:53:56 PM »

Ix-nay on the orwards-fay ...

Only "Former leaders" are doing the apology circuit,

whereas "Current leaders" are holding their ground, albeit with a softer approach.

RelandR · « **Reply #2505 on:** June 28, 2007, 12:55:06 PM »

Quote from: pbsaurus on June 28, 2007, 10:39:26 AM

... I never did get back to sleep so I went to early practice.

... Porn practice ?

pbsaurus · « **Reply #2506 on:** June 28, 2007, 12:56:16 PM »

Swim practice.

RelandR · « **Reply #2507 on:** June 28, 2007, 01:05:16 PM »

That's what I thought, before I said that other thing.

BizB · « **Reply #2508 on:** June 28, 2007, 01:31:17 PM »

Quote from: pbsaurus on June 28, 2007, 12:56:16 PM

Swim practice.

The difference being 3 letters

Swimmer practice versus Swim practice.

d_money · « **Reply #2509 on:** June 29, 2007, 06:54:38 AM »

You could do both at once if you wanted

xolik · « **Reply #2510 on:** June 29, 2007, 04:04:42 PM »

I just found out I'm a SQL admin. Apparently, I've BEEN a SQL admin for quite some time, but nobody told me about it. They told plenty of other people, though, and now I'm trying to figure out database issues because I'm getting all kinds of wacky calls.

I never once told anybody that I knew anything about SQL. Boss said he just knows I'll handle it fine and left me at that.

ivan · « **Reply #2511 on:** June 29, 2007, 04:26:02 PM »

So now you can use the secret sa login.

TheJudge · « **Reply #2512 on:** June 29, 2007, 08:10:22 PM »

username:sa
Password:

Or if yu have a clever DBA

username:sa
password:password

12AX7 · « **Reply #2513 on:** June 29, 2007, 08:39:23 PM »

I can see that. Does that mean I'm a System Administrator somewhere?

pbsaurus · « **Reply #2514 on:** June 29, 2007, 09:14:20 PM »

At work I use Dilbert characters as my passwords.

xolik · « **Reply #2515 on:** June 30, 2007, 12:17:38 AM »

Quote from: TheJudge on June 29, 2007, 08:10:22 PM

username:sa
Password:

Or if yu have a clever DBA

username:sa
password:password

Oh, you have no idea how true that is.

BizB · « **Reply #2516 on:** June 30, 2007, 07:20:09 AM »

Quote from: pbsaurus on June 29, 2007, 09:14:20 PM

At work I use Dilbert characters as my passwords.

Dilbert has his own alphabet?

xolik · « **Reply #2517 on:** July 02, 2007, 01:09:03 PM »

Why somebody would wait in line for hours and hours just to pay hundreds of dollars for a first gen apple product eludes me.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #2518 on:** July 02, 2007, 02:34:28 PM »

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Why somebody would wait in line for hours and hours just to pay hundreds of dollars for an ~~first gen~~ apple product eludes me.

xolik · « **Reply #2519 on:** July 02, 2007, 06:33:42 PM »

Xolik - "You can't send email? What's your user name?"
Hurr - "It's imanidiot."
Xolik - "Oh, I remember you. Remember when I told you that if you kept forwarding me crappy joke emails and multimeg video clips of youtube crap that I'd revoke your Exchange send ability?"
Hurr - "Yeah, I remember that, why?"
Xolik - "I wasn't joking." *click*

Evonus · « **Reply #2520 on:** July 02, 2007, 07:18:29 PM »

Quote from: xolik on July 02, 2007, 06:33:42 PM

Xolik - "You can't send email? What's your user name?"
Hurr - "It's imanidiot."
Xolik - "Oh, I remember you. Remember when I told you that if you kept forwarding me crappy joke emails and multimeg video clips of youtube crap that I'd revoke your Exchange send ability?"
Hurr - "Yeah, I remember that, why?"
Xolik - "I wasn't joking." *click*

Is this a work conversation?

BizB · « **Reply #2521 on:** July 02, 2007, 08:46:09 PM »

My hero.

Nosferatu · « **Reply #2522 on:** July 02, 2007, 09:34:20 PM »

Quote from: xolik on July 02, 2007, 06:33:42 PM

Xolik - "You can't send email? What's your user name?"
Hurr - "It's imanidiot."
Xolik - "Oh, I remember you. Remember when I told you that if you kept forwarding me crappy joke emails and multimeg video clips of youtube crap that I'd revoke your Exchange send ability?"
Hurr - "Yeah, I remember that, why?"
Xolik - "I wasn't joking." *click*

Score one for the good guys! +1

xolik · « **Reply #2523 on:** July 02, 2007, 10:34:08 PM »

Quote from: Evonus on July 02, 2007, 07:18:29 PM

Is this a work conversation?

Yes it was, actually. It wasn't a permanent thing, of course. I already told this person multiple times that I don't want to be on whatever DL he's using to send this crap out to everybody but he kept ignoring me.

xolik · « **Reply #2524 on:** July 03, 2007, 12:40:36 PM »

I just received the worst email possible. Full of glittering gif images, super GO AMERICA FUCK YEAH JESUSLAND ALL THE WAY messages and other atrocities. It's like a self-parody, only I know the sender and she's probably very serious about it. Too bad I can't show it here. You'd be doubling over with laughter for sure.

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