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Author Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread  (Read 934513 times)

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2575 on: July 12, 2007, 05:11:19 PM »

I made fun of Bob, but doesn't everyone?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2576 on: July 12, 2007, 05:15:28 PM »

"Bob" loves you.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2577 on: July 13, 2007, 12:25:56 AM »

Don't anybody mention Linux, they'll probably alert SCO.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2578 on: July 13, 2007, 05:00:40 PM »

My boss's project planning in a nutshell:

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2579 on: July 18, 2007, 11:28:09 PM »

If you haven't seen "Employee of the Month" then you're missing out. It's pretty funny.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2580 on: July 19, 2007, 01:21:37 AM »

If you haven't seen "Employee of the Month" then you're missing out. It's pretty funny.

Amen to that. Seconded.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2581 on: July 19, 2007, 10:49:34 AM »

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2582 on: July 27, 2007, 10:57:58 PM »

I had no idea that dying flowers could smell so bad when they're in 95+ degree heat. Good gravy, it's like somebody died in here.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2583 on: July 27, 2007, 11:02:47 PM »

I think anything dying in that kinda heat smells bad.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2007, 11:07:43 PM by JuggaloGeek »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2584 on: July 27, 2007, 11:11:28 PM »

The worst part is, my boyfriend is going to be pissed. He just brought those flowers home two days ago.  :-(
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2585 on: July 27, 2007, 11:12:41 PM »

Well that could turn out badly.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2586 on: July 28, 2007, 12:01:27 AM »

I had no idea that dying flowers could smell so bad when they're in 95+ degree heat. Good gravy, it's like somebody died in here.

Haven't you seen Taxi Driver?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2587 on: July 28, 2007, 12:05:27 AM »

No, actually. I've been meaning to, but never got around to actually doing it.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2588 on: July 28, 2007, 01:17:40 AM »

Well, when youre sitting there
In your silk upholstered chair
Talking to some rich folks that you know
Well I hope you wont see me
In my ragged company
You know I could never be alone

Take me down little susie, take me down
I know you think youre the queen of the underground
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowers by the mail
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I wont forget to put roses on your grave

Well, when youre sitting back
In your rose pink cadillac
Making bets on kentucky derby day
Ill be in my basement room
With a needle and a spoon
And another girl to take my pain away

Take me down little susie, take me down
I know you think youre the queen of the underground
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowers by the mail
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I wont forget to put roses on your grave

Take me down little susie, take me down
I know you think youre the queen of the underground
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowers by the us mail
Say it with dead flowers at my wedding
And I wont forget to put roses on your grave
No I wont forget to put roses on your grave
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2589 on: July 28, 2007, 02:47:50 AM »

No, actually. I've been meaning to, but never got around to actually doing it.

This summer I've been steadily working through a pile of 60s/70s movies that I've always wanted to see but never got around to.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2590 on: July 28, 2007, 06:33:00 AM »

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2591 on: July 29, 2007, 08:33:30 AM »

Quote of the millennium:

"Can I get some ketchup packetseses?"
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2592 on: July 30, 2007, 10:32:36 AM »

No, actually. I've been meaning to, but never got around to actually doing it.

Are you talking to me?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2593 on: July 30, 2007, 11:13:28 AM »

Are you talking to me?


I thought he was talking about you.
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Apparently not wise enough.

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2594 on: August 01, 2007, 06:39:43 PM »

I'm so glad I'm getting the hell out of here and going to Vegas for the weekend, because after the way these past two weeks have been going, I pretty much feel like this:
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2595 on: August 01, 2007, 08:53:49 PM »

Isn't DEFCON this weekend?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2596 on: August 07, 2007, 06:27:47 PM »

15lbs. All I need is to lose another 15lbs and I've reached my goal. Now how can I quickly drop 15lbs short of just cutting off my head?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2597 on: August 07, 2007, 09:43:42 PM »

"The human head weighs 8 lbs."

[/annoying little fucker from that tom cruise movie]
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2598 on: August 08, 2007, 12:14:49 AM »

Why is Fables such a good comic? And why the fuck am I such a fangirl for Bill Willingham and Grant Morrison?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2599 on: August 08, 2007, 01:23:17 AM »

"The human head weighs 8 lbs."

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I HAVE A TUMOR OK  :x
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