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Author Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread  (Read 934748 times)

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2900 on: March 03, 2008, 01:52:46 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2901 on: March 04, 2008, 07:11:36 AM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2902 on: March 04, 2008, 08:17:36 AM »
She should be in the bumble bee suit.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2903 on: March 04, 2008, 11:11:23 AM »
I see you.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2904 on: March 04, 2008, 02:01:45 PM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on March 04, 2008, 07:11:36 AM
lol... "falling Hillary"

She's really flexible.  Thanks for the fantasy fodder!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2905 on: March 04, 2008, 06:47:47 PM »
My cat has a really stinky butt.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2906 on: March 04, 2008, 06:56:12 PM »
but she has awesome fucking eyes!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2907 on: March 04, 2008, 10:03:33 PM »
I wish I had a cat...but I have two dogs instead. I love animals but when it comes down to it I'd prefer to have a cat more than a dog.
my parents wouldn't really warm up to that, though (plus my brother is allergic).
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2908 on: March 04, 2008, 10:44:04 PM »
i have two of each, and trust me- you're better off with dogs.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2909 on: March 05, 2008, 04:22:38 PM »
I hear vaginas are self-cleaning, like ovens. Is this true?  :|
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2910 on: March 05, 2008, 04:53:02 PM »
Getting curious about the other side, are we?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2911 on: March 05, 2008, 05:16:55 PM »
Easy Off
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2912 on: March 05, 2008, 09:13:36 PM »
Quote from: xolik on March 05, 2008, 04:22:38 PM
I hear vaginas are self-cleaning, like ovens. Is this true?  :|

After some of the encounters I have had, I am going with a definitive NO.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2913 on: March 06, 2008, 03:34:16 AM »
What if your name was Evel and
you lived in a town called Eeville
drove a Cadillac sEville
to your job exterminating bowl weevils
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2914 on: March 06, 2008, 01:33:12 PM »
Quote from: xolik on March 05, 2008, 04:22:38 PM
I hear vaginas are self-cleaning, like ovens. Is this true?  :|
They can get pretty hot, but you wouldn't know anything about that.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2915 on: March 06, 2008, 01:36:45 PM »
You can't adjust the rack, though.  That's separate.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2916 on: March 06, 2008, 03:38:32 PM »
Quote from: TheJudge on March 06, 2008, 01:33:12 PM
Quote from: xolik on March 05, 2008, 04:22:38 PM
I hear vaginas are self-cleaning, like ovens. Is this true?  :|
They can get pretty hot, but you wouldn't know anything about that.
They're usually locked up tight then, though. You can't get in until it's done.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2917 on: March 06, 2008, 03:39:23 PM »
Oven Toolkit
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2918 on: March 06, 2008, 07:37:33 PM »
Quote from: BizB on March 06, 2008, 01:36:45 PM
You can't adjust the rack, though.  That's separate.
I've seen quite a few that have been upgraded.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2919 on: March 06, 2008, 07:55:25 PM »
Sometimes you can fix a cold oven by fiddling with the knobs.

Sometimes.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2920 on: March 06, 2008, 08:34:04 PM »
Tune in Tokyo!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2921 on: March 07, 2008, 07:49:34 AM »
Here's to making a whole new meaning for . . .

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2922 on: March 07, 2008, 08:55:56 AM »
By the look on her face, Tyra Banks begs to differ.
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20159306_8,00.html
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2923 on: March 07, 2008, 03:39:40 PM »
hate tyra banks.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2924 on: March 07, 2008, 04:02:06 PM »
Why?
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