Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 934748 times)

ydnamtnediserp · « **Reply #3100 on:** April 01, 2008, 11:22:42 PM »

Quote from: Wunderkind on April 01, 2008, 11:13:29 PM

At what point did she say to herself, "My boot is worth more than my life." I've worn those boots, it's tremendously easy to slip your foot out of them. I'm confused.

and those boots aren't even cute.

ydnamtnediserp · « **Reply #3101 on:** April 02, 2008, 09:02:28 PM »

so, as i'm leaving class tonight, i get a text message from some weird number i don't know. i open it and there are no words, only this picture:

i couldn't figure out what it was until i forwarded it to my email, turned it counter-clockwise and looked at a larger version of it (as you see it now). it's an advertisement for the squished eyeball theater-- which i went to in 2001 when i was in san fransisco. Weird Tingly Feeling? i have no idea who sent it, where they got it, or why they sent it. and when i sent a message back asking who they were, it was ignored.

i'm thoroughly confused. i hope it's not my sociology class stalker. he wasn't in class tonight.

ydnamtnediserp · « **Reply #3102 on:** April 02, 2008, 09:09:12 PM »

Quote from: ydnamtnediserp on March 29, 2008, 11:06:02 PM

speaking of school, i was all excited because my sociology prof decided to make our test on chapters 5-10 a take-home test (probably because everyone did so poorly on the first one because she hasn't quite grasped the english language and it was damn near impossible to decipher what she was asking..). my friend/co-worker drema, who's in my class, and i were THRILLED because- really- how hard can a take-home, open-book test be? right?

wrong. i got to drema's at 1:30 (after spending a couple hours in the school library researching for a huge research paper due in english..). with the exception of about 45 minutes to eat around 5 or 6, and maybe an hour tops goofing off/chit-chatting, the rest of the time was spent on this test. what time did i leave her house? 10:34 pm. NINE HOURS LATER.

and it was hard as hell. there are still several questions that are unclear. because the prof is so poor at english, it's really difficult to even figure out what she's asking. sigh. i will be emailing her for clarification on some of these questions.

i got a 92%. not bad, no- but not as high as i'd hoped. we're supposed to be going over the test next week. i fully intend to bring that test grade up then. i will argue some of my answers as being correct and i will win my arguments.

12AX7 · « **Reply #3103 on:** April 02, 2008, 11:52:30 PM »

Two whole asses? Or a two holed ass? Or two ass holes?

...she checked in for an operation on her leg - and woke up to find she had been given a new anus.

I wonder if they mean she got the bill, and man, they tore her a new one?

canoftuna · « **Reply #3104 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:58:12 AM »

It's sad how often I feel this way.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #3105 on:** April 03, 2008, 02:03:35 AM »

+ 1

and hear, hear!

(or is it here, here! heer, heer?)

O well

Concur. There I know what that one is.

canoftuna · « **Reply #3106 on:** April 03, 2008, 02:08:07 AM »

Quote from: Wunderkind on April 03, 2008, 02:03:35 AM

+ 1

and hear, hear!

(or is it here, here! heer, heer?)

O well

Concur. There I know what that one is.

It's "hear, hear," I believe.

And the site is here if you want to see more- most are dripping in sarcasm, and make a lot of nerdy references.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #3107 on:** April 03, 2008, 09:59:13 AM »

Every day on my way home from work, I drive by a place in a local strip mall called "The Prom Shop".

And every day I misread the sign at first glance as if to say "The Pr0n Shop".

BizB · « **Reply #3108 on:** April 03, 2008, 10:32:52 AM »

Some tape to cover the second hump on the 'm' and it could be.

12AX7 · « **Reply #3109 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:22:39 PM »

Quote from: BizB on April 03, 2008, 10:32:52 AM

Some tape to cover the second hump on the 'm' and it could be.

That should be done. Wonder how long it would take them to notice it, and then how long for them to fix it.

xolik · « **Reply #3110 on:** April 03, 2008, 04:57:29 PM »

I've been reading some stories on THE INTERNET about these subprime folk that are losing their houses so they're doing the only rational thing: trashing the place.

I just can't understand that mentality. "wait, you mean just because I missed six months worth of payments you're going to take my house away?!?" *shits in every room*

Min · « **Reply #3111 on:** April 03, 2008, 05:03:17 PM »

subprime indeed.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #3112 on:** April 03, 2008, 05:04:02 PM »

Well, duh, xol. Didn't you know? It doesn't matter that I didn't pay for it, it's still mine and nobody has any right to take it from me!

xolik · « **Reply #3113 on:** April 03, 2008, 05:13:50 PM »

Quote from: Wunderkind on April 03, 2008, 05:04:02 PM

Well, duh, xol. Didn't you know? It doesn't matter that I didn't pay for it, it's still mine and nobody has any right to take it from me!

And it's THIS kind of attitude that is fucking up our society. "Me, me, me, it's all about me, fuck yours I got mine." Couple the entitlement complex with a victimhood complex and you've got pretty much a huge chunk of Americans in a nutshell.

I put partial blame on all products that enforce the self-centered lifestyle. iPod, MySpace, basically anything that tries to make you out to be some unique little snowflake.

Damn kids get offa the lawn.

Min · « **Reply #3114 on:** April 03, 2008, 05:26:34 PM »

The baby boomers coddled their kids because they didn't want them to have it as hard as they did. I guess the entire generation didn't realize that it was the working hard that made them as strong and independent as they were. So we're left with an entire generation who want everything handed to them. And the generation coming up will want the same because it's always been that way as far as they're concerned.

ivan · « **Reply #3115 on:** April 03, 2008, 05:28:20 PM »

Quote from: xolik on April 03, 2008, 04:57:29 PM

*shits in every room*

They probably did that anyway.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #3116 on:** April 03, 2008, 05:30:45 PM »

When I used to repo cars I was similarly flabbergasted by the reactions some people would have.

"What? You mean you haven't made a car payment for 8 months and yet somehow you're surprised to see me?"

dcrog · « **Reply #3117 on:** April 03, 2008, 05:38:32 PM »

Quote from: xolik on April 03, 2008, 05:13:50 PM

Damn kids get offa the lawn.

There ya go Xol. Get Chris or Judgie to add it to the collection.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #3118 on:** April 03, 2008, 05:46:40 PM »

That should be accessible by :oldfart: or perhaps :bizb:

dcrog · « **Reply #3119 on:** April 03, 2008, 05:50:39 PM »

:bizb:

Would get my vote.

Oh wait. Were you saying both of those were the same thing?

Oww. That hurts Biz.

BizB · « **Reply #3120 on:** April 03, 2008, 06:18:49 PM »

That smilie reaks of win.

dcrog · « **Reply #3121 on:** April 03, 2008, 06:32:53 PM »

Quote from: BizB on April 03, 2008, 06:18:49 PM

That smilie reaks of win.

Thank you. I try to only steal the best.

*Now Demo will be throwing rocks at me*

canoftuna · « **Reply #3122 on:** April 03, 2008, 11:47:30 PM »

http://www.awfulyearbook.net/topall/1

Some of these are made of sheer brilliance.

12AX7 · « **Reply #3123 on:** April 04, 2008, 05:36:42 AM »

Quote from: canoftuna on April 03, 2008, 11:47:30 PM

http://www.awfulyearbook.net/topall/1

OH my FUCKING GAWD.
Y'all, I ain't laffed this hard for this long in a loooong time. HOLY SHIT some of those are funny.

12AX7 · « **Reply #3124 on:** April 04, 2008, 05:37:54 AM »

Interesting trivia:

The series M*A*S*H* had a laugh track; but they never played it during O.R. scenes.

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