Topic: The SoupBandit23 Trial (Read 40348 times)

Sardonicus · « **Reply #75 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:31:45 PM »

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Granted! I will have order in this court! Don't make me clear out this room. Members of the audience will remain silent!

I object! Silence will cost you 100 loot. I'm a cheap ho, too.

hackess · « **Reply #76 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:32:23 PM »

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Granted! I will have order in this court! Don't make me clear out this room. Members of the audience will remain silent!

I object! Silence will cost you 100 loot. I'm a cheap ho, too.

Ahem. Begging for loot will ensure you lose it. </moderator>

Demosthenes · « **Reply #77 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:32:50 PM »

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I would like to ask the witness to continue with his interpretation of my client's state of mind.

hackess · « **Reply #78 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:34:18 PM »

I see. Do you have anything else to add?

Demosthenes · « **Reply #79 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:34:32 PM »

The_FOO · « **Reply #80 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:34:47 PM »

That's disturbing... This whole thing is disturbing... I'm going back to the chat room.

hackess · « **Reply #81 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:35:56 PM »

*struggles to keep composure*

Thank you for your testimony. If you have anything else to say, please do so now before I call my next witness.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #82 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:37:43 PM »

and

Demosthenes · « **Reply #83 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:38:40 PM »

Thank you.

*steps down*

Anonymous · « **Reply #84 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:38:48 PM »

Before you call your next witness, does the prostitiution wish to cross examin?

HEY! You step down when I tell you to!

needles · « **Reply #85 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:39:27 PM »

wait! demo hasn't been examined by masturbating janet reno yet!

Demosthenes · « **Reply #86 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:39:32 PM »

*steps back up*

sry.

Anonymous · « **Reply #87 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:40:01 PM »

Proceed Mr Needles.

Sardonicus · « **Reply #88 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:41:45 PM »

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Ahem. Begging for loot will ensure you lose it. </moderator>

Begging? You call that begging? You haven't seen me in a latex bodysuit with a buttplug up my ass, tied to a rack with candle wax being dripped on my nutsack. Now, THAT'S begging.

Come to think of it, you're fortunate not to have seen that. I was "negotiating".

hackess · « **Reply #89 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:42:56 PM »

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Begging? You call that begging? You haven't seen me in a latex bodysuit with a buttplug up my ass, tied to a rack with candle wax being dripped on my nutsack. Now, THAT'S begging.

Come to think of it, you're fortunate not to have seen that. I was "negotiating".

Do you know Bane and Castellanus, by any chance?

reimero · « **Reply #90 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:43:18 PM »

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Ahem. Begging for loot will ensure you lose it. </moderator>

Begging? You call that begging? You haven't seen me in a latex bodysuit with a buttplug up my ass, tied to a rack with candle wax being dripped on my nutsack. Now, THAT'S begging.

Come to think of it, you're fortunate not to have seen that. I was "negotiating".

BRAIN CLOROX!!! PLEASE!! NOW!!!

needles · « **Reply #91 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:43:46 PM »

ah i should have known you would have stepped in your honor. here have some loot. it seems to be covered in some sort of viscous liquid from something in masturbating janet reno's pocket i don't know.

but i'll tell you what i do know!

i know that i object to the defence's line of questioning and let me tell you why. i would like to ask the honorable judge to look closely at attorny cat and tell me if she is not STILL.WEARING.PANNEHS!

The_FOO · « **Reply #92 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:44:40 PM »

I think that's banned by serveral international weapons conventions isn't it?

Anonymous · « **Reply #93 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:45:38 PM »

That is correct. Her pannehs are still under my desk. Where exactly are you going with this Mr Needles?

Sardonicus · « **Reply #94 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:45:43 PM »

Nope.

hackess · « **Reply #95 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:46:09 PM »

My barely esteemable colleague in this backasswards profession, needles, knows DAMN WELL what the answer to his inquiry is.

soupbandit23 · « **Reply #96 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:47:23 PM »

By any chance could we get back to my trial???

hackess · « **Reply #97 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:48:38 PM »

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By any chance could we get back to my trial???

SHUT UP! You're not helping yourself.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #98 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:49:04 PM »

Demosthenes · « **Reply #99 on:** February 04, 2005, 03:50:42 PM »

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