Topic: The SoupBandit23 Trial (Read 40340 times)

Anonymous · « **on:** February 04, 2005, 12:42:26 PM »

Looks like you're not fitting in at all. At least 5 people told you to fuck off. It's true! It was even in bold!

So what do you have to say for yourself? Explain to me why you should be allowed to stick around.

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #1 on:** February 04, 2005, 12:51:21 PM »

Judging from his picture in the Image Gallery, he looks about ten years old. We just have to wait until the ritalin kicks in, and then I'm sure he'll start reading what he writes before he presses "submit."

hackess · « **Reply #2 on:** February 04, 2005, 12:54:51 PM »

He says he's a freshman in high school. I'm pretty sure he's got the maturity level of a first grader, though.

Holy crap, these candy necklaces are really tasty, despite having the texture of stale styrofoam!

needles · « **Reply #3 on:** February 04, 2005, 12:57:02 PM »

i vote to ban him.

someone made me impotent by posting a pic of masturbating janet reno...lol

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #4 on:** February 04, 2005, 12:58:15 PM »

If this was that other place, I would have banned him about nineteen times already. I try to keep my moderation completely inconsistent between message boards.

AND STOP TALKING ABOUT JANET RENO MY BRAIN

xolik · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2005, 01:02:14 PM »

Quote from: Lacerda

Judging from his picture in the Image Gallery, he looks about ten years old.

Why is he modeling for soft core pedo porn?

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2005, 01:04:00 PM »

Computer games are expensive.

hackess · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2005, 01:04:09 PM »

Quote from: xolik

Quote from: Lacerda
Judging from his picture in the Image Gallery, he looks about ten years old.

Why is he modeling for soft core pedo porn?

Thank you. Another image my brain doesn't need.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

needles · « **Reply #8 on:** February 04, 2005, 01:09:54 PM »

HA ha! now xolik is beautiful too!

Anonymous · « **Reply #9 on:** February 04, 2005, 01:12:08 PM »

Quote from: Lacerda

Judging from his picture in the Image Gallery, he looks about ten years old.

He also looks like a future host for queer eye for the straight guy...

But I'll give him his 100 loot for posting his picture. I don't think he'll have the chance to spend all of it however.

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2005, 01:13:20 PM »

When does school get out? I have to go to work soon and I want to know about the "capitalistic ideals" he doesn't like.

needles · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2005, 01:17:29 PM »

who cares? he's just a kid. just ban him and lets move on to other things like not thinking about ... that thing playing the thing that looks like that person doing stuff.

Anonymous · « **Reply #12 on:** February 04, 2005, 01:29:19 PM »

Sounds good to me. And I'm not talking about that thing your thinking needles.

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #13 on:** February 04, 2005, 01:33:13 PM »

Thread states he gets a chance to defend himself. I will be working as his counsel, pro bono.

needles · « **Reply #14 on:** February 04, 2005, 01:33:42 PM »

which thing i'm thinking? the thing from before?

xolik · « **Reply #15 on:** February 04, 2005, 01:44:22 PM »

Quote from: TheJudge

He also looks like a future host for queer eye for the straight guy...

Oh no you don't. We don't want him, you straight guys can have him.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #16 on:** February 04, 2005, 01:47:27 PM »

Lacerda's working for him PROBONER!!!!

OMFGLOLOLOL!!!!

Anonymous · « **Reply #17 on:** February 04, 2005, 01:47:35 PM »

Quote from: Lacerda

Thread states he gets a chance to defend himself. I will be working as his counsel, pro bono.

Alright. You may proceed with your opening statements then.

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #18 on:** February 04, 2005, 01:49:34 PM »

Quote from: Demosthenes

Lacerda's working for him PROBONER!!!!

OMFGLOLOLOL!!!!

I was trying to avoid that joke.

Quote from: Your Honour

Alright. You may proceed with your opening statements then.

Your Honour, I would like to point out that my client has not yet arrived, and so opening statements might be a bit premature.

needles · « **Reply #19 on:** February 04, 2005, 01:51:59 PM »

excuse me judge but i'd like to state that the defendant's council is wearing no pannehs and motion for this case to be dismissed on grounds of queezyness.

the prostitution rests, your bonor.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #20 on:** February 04, 2005, 01:52:15 PM »

Quote from: Lacerda

Quote from: Demosthenes
Lacerda's working for him PROBONER!!!!

OMFGLOLOLOL!!!!

I was trying to avoid that joke.

Like hell you were.

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #21 on:** February 04, 2005, 01:54:58 PM »

Quote from: needles

excuse me judge but i'd like to state that the defendant's council is wearing no pannehs and motion for this case to be dismissed on grounds of queezyness.

the prostitution rests, your bonor.

needles · « **Reply #22 on:** February 04, 2005, 01:59:17 PM »

ah. sorry for the delay but co-council was at another proceeding.

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #23 on:** February 04, 2005, 02:02:06 PM »

This is quickly turning into the best thread ever.

Petition to extend my client's stay until thread reaches pinnacle of awesomeness.

needles · « **Reply #24 on:** February 04, 2005, 02:05:52 PM »

i'll concur, if you'll support my petition to remove all wurstfagots and sausage bassoons from the court room area out of respect for the criminal justice system

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