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• (January 12, 2023, 01:18:11 AM)

[Chris]

Aside from Lacerda's "Mad Bitches, Disgruntled Hoes" I think Twista's "Like a 24" takes the cake for the most ridicilous rap lyrics. Ever. Period.

Like A 24

(Chorus: Twista)
Make that ass roll like a 24,
Let me see you make that ass roll like a 24,
Shorty make that ass roll like some 24's,
Let me see you make that ass roll like a 24,

(Girl) I can make my ass roll like a 24,
I can make my ass roll like a 24,
I can make my ass roll some 24's,
I can make my ass roll like a 24,

(Twista) Now drop, Now drop it to tha floor,
Spin it like some stop-and-go's,
Drop it, Drop it to tha floor,
Spin it like some stop-and-go's,
Roll like a 24...
Let me see you make that ass roll like a 24...

(Twista)
Now I can tell from back in tha days when we was shortys in tha hood, (Hood)
That you was gon' grow to be thick as hell and lookin' good, (Good)
Now you 21 and them thighs ain't no punk, (Punk)
Lookin' fine as hell like a penny jumped up in tha trunk, (Trunk)
Make a nigga give you what you want, put that ass on dubs,
Feelin' when you get tha party crunk, feelin' when you twork it in tha clubs,
Feelin' when you get down on tha floor, love when you get down on tha low,
Feelin' wanna jack that ass, wanna bump and get tha hoe, get tha hoe,
Baby I just got some 24's and I love to watch 'em spin, (Spin)
So let me see you make that ass roll like my rims, (Rims)
Feelin' like them Omega Jordans, pop that booty for my squad,
Work that phatty, throw it hard, roll it like a loaf and hard...


(Chorus)

(T.I.)
You already know hoes down pimps up,
When pimpin' step up in tha house put yo bitch up,
I got a Remi bottle instead of a pimp cup,
It shine like a summer day wit' my wrist up,
She wanna wave now 'cuz my nigga Twista,
Dissed her then bounced wit' her sister,
I tell her keep her head down and her hips up,
You can keep the pussy I'ma tear them pretty lips up,
Let that ass roll like 24's on a big truck,
And ya g-string let it bounce when tha beat bang,
Make it drop like them cars in tha g-thang,
Pull up ya skirt, work it like tha hood keep sayin'...

(Chorus)

(Liffy Stokes)
Come on shorty make that ass pop, drop it like a rag-top,
Shake it like its bomb dro, stir it up like ready roc,
I gotta pocket full of tens and dubs...
I'm up in tha club, drunk as fuck, stuck, lookin' for love,
They lookin' for thugs... And I got to admit, guys we trust,
A lil' game, a lil' fame, I'll have 'em piling in the church bus,
pumping on bomb dro, straight up to tha condo,
Open tha bus doors, head up to tha twelfth floor,
It's 'bout to crack now, layin' on my back now,
She shook one cheek at a time, then dropped it back down,
I'm goin' through a thang, I never knew tha name,
All I know is when she got low, A nigga lost it man...

(Outro: Twista)
You got my thang on swole... (Back that ass up)
Girl, you got my thang on swole... (Now make that ass drop)
You got my thang on swole... (Make that ass bounce)
Girl, you got my thang on swole... (Now make that ass drop)

Drop somethin', shake somethin'...
Work somethin', twork somethin'...
Break somethin', shake somethin'...
Work somethin', twork somethin'...

Break it, shake it, work it, twork it,
Break it, shake it, work it, twork it,
Break it, shake it, work it, twork it,
Break it, shake it, work it, twork it,
Break it, shake it, work it, twork it,

Shorty let me see you make tha left side move... (Side move)
Now let me see you make tha right side move... (Side move)
Now let me see you make both sides move... (Sides move)
Now baby bounce (bounce), bounce (bounce), bounce (bounce), bounce (bounce)...

HOW THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS COME UP WITH THIS SHIT?

[MISTER MASSACRE]

I find the following by MC Paul Barman to be rather odd:

What's happening?
I keep my dreadlocks in a napkin ring
Rap and sing
Unlike the homogenous clones
I'm into earth tones, birth stones, and erogenous zones
The more ticklish the more you have
Sitting on the curb of what used to be the burbs
And before that was Canarcie
I'm a disturbed and bitter herb
Like saltwater and parsley
Mics crawl up, tights fall down
That's my mnemonic voice stalactite slash stalagmite
You may have this Maglite
It survived the apocalypse
And for the fragile force of an agile horse
Here's a handful of very special chocolate chips

[Chris]

Yeah. I think he should lay off the drugs for a while. They might be getting to his head.  

[IFOUNDWALDO176]

Found these lyrics from bone crusher, had to share.

Take Ya Clothes Off"
(feat. Ying Yang Twins)

[Ying Yang Twins]
En-E Men-E Miny-Mo
To the booty club we go
(Where yall boy's goin'?)
'Bout to go and see some naked hoes
Like it when they touch they toes
Shake it like a jelly roll.
Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie!

[Bone Crusher]
Oh Oh Oh!
And lemme see you shake it baby!
Oh Oh Oh!
And shake that behind baby!
Oh Oh Oh!
And lemme see you glide baby
Oh Oh Oh!

[Ying Yang Twins]
Take ya clothes off get butt naked!

[Bone Crusher]
Her nickname gyro!
A super booty h**
She put that thang on them n****** till you lose control.
It's a ballerate to inadavertigate.
For the sex and the love the n****** gonna pay.
She gotta a thang about the way she move that body baby!
And She can pop that p**** till the street baby.
Or she just a sexy b****
She love that hard sh**
I put a ten dollar bill in the f*****' clip.
But I ain't mad though
she take it to the floor.
The way she bouncin' that ass make a n**** know.
Or she a poetist the way she hustle sh**.
or shake that ass baby work for these presidents.

[Ying Yang Twins]
En-E Men-E Miny-Mo
Just a bunch of many naked h***s
Like it when they touch they toes
Shake it like a jelly roll.
Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie!

[Bone Crusher]
Oh Oh Oh!
And lemme see you shake it baby!
Oh Oh Oh!
And shake that behind baby!
Oh Oh Oh!
And lemme see you glide baby
Oh Oh Oh!

[Ying Yang Twins]
Take ya clothes off get butt naked!

[Ying Yang Twin]
With the b****** in the club getting naked for cheese.
Like a good sunday night up in Jazzy-T.
Make the p**** breath the game Bone Crusher and me.
You were mad cuz we were drinkin thats what we came to see.
Did we make you hang low b**** I love that.
Cuz there ain't nothin wrong with a good shake at.
I love that.
Now do your thang baby.
Make your in.
Now run a long and let me hollar at your friends.

[Ying Yang Twin]
Shake it like a motherf*****.
Move it like a vibrator.
Shorty kinda a sweet
and they shook her like anihalator.
Popo with their bed breakers.
All they got their bread makin.
Alcohol with this fish brining mo makin'.
All i need is new shoes.
Cuz he about to start a screw.
Momma gotta work gotta do what she gotta do.
Beat-up the dude she was down under love the rent man.
So she went to work at Nintendo.

[Ying Yang Twins]
En-E Men-E Miny-Mo
Just a bunch of many naked h***s
Like it when they touch they toes
Shake it like a jelly roll.
Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie!

[Bone Crusher]
Oh Oh Oh!
And lemme see you shake it baby!
Oh Oh Oh!
And shake that behind baby!
Oh Oh Oh!
And lemme see you glide baby
Oh Oh Oh!

[Ying Yang Twins]
Take ya clothes off get butt naked!

[Bone Crusher]
It's the huslte man.
Money and diamond rings.
She gonna make she stack all the paper mates.
It's a grinders party,
365.
7 days she gonna make sure she stays fly.
Here's a 100 baby,
I dont need change.
Just make sure you keep movin that thing.
I love the way the pros do it.
You know that.
You gonna make be rebirth back to sadillac.
To the floor with that thing baby (roll call!)
Take off that bra take off them draws.
Get on all fours do the doggy crawl.
You so fine you gonna make me stand-up applause.

[Ying Yang Twins]
En-E Men-E Miny-Mo
Just a bunch of many naked h***s
Like it when they touch they toes
Shake it like a jelly roll.
Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie! Jaggie!

[Bone Crusher]
Oh Oh Oh!
And lemme see you shake it baby!
Oh Oh Oh!
And shake that behind baby!
Oh Oh Oh!
And lemme see you glide baby
Oh Oh Oh!

[Ying Yang Twins]
Take ya clothes off get butt naked!


If these lines work, then it would seriously surprise me.

[jean_grey]

I've only found the radio version of that song on Naspterlinks. Before that, I've only heard the song a couple times on the radio. I never liked it, so I don't really get to hear the full length song or the lyrics. Thanks for posting the lyrics.

Take Ya Clothes Off [Radio Mix] by Bone Crusher
http://www.napster.com/player/tracks/13434842