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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #200 on: April 26, 2007, 05:58:44 PM »

OMG HAX MY POSTS ASPLODE!

Likewise.  That was teh funay.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #201 on: April 26, 2007, 10:23:50 PM »

Holy consecutive HECTARs Batman! Thanks guys, you've made my day.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #202 on: April 27, 2007, 03:25:49 PM »

Evonus means "anus" in Dutch. So you made me laugh from the moment you registered.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #203 on: April 27, 2007, 05:23:16 PM »

Yeah, I've got a phenomenally developed ass.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #204 on: April 27, 2007, 07:58:13 PM »

Much better I think, than in the land of Otacondom.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #205 on: April 30, 2007, 07:45:32 PM »

I'm not even going to watch that for fear of getting dumber before my final tomorrow.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #206 on: May 01, 2007, 04:44:22 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #207 on: May 03, 2007, 01:45:30 PM »










I must admit this is not the first thing that comes to my mind when I think of "Dick Hunt."

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #208 on: May 03, 2007, 02:12:51 PM »

<emily litella>


What's this I hear about bed wetting being a cure for hangovers?
I can't believe that.
I've wet the bed several times while I was sauced up and woke up with a hang over every time.
In fact, I think that on those times where I DID wet the bed, I woke up with some of the WORST hangovers, ever.
No.
Everyone knows that hangovers are the result of
I think that the best cure for hangovers is drinking 2 glasses of water for every 12 oz of beer or every shot.
Of course, drinking that much wattttt...

Huh?
Oh.  Beheading.  That's different.

Never mind.
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Emily Litella was one of my favorites.  Sad she died so young.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #209 on: May 03, 2007, 06:43:13 PM »

I will not rest until they recognize Cross Country Luge as an Olympic sport.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #210 on: May 04, 2007, 08:13:30 PM »


It appears that you were the victim of a fairly cruel prank.  I don't think he actually meant for you to degauss your monitor.  I hope for your sake you didn't actually do it.

Degaussing pretty much ruins your monitor and video card by sending a low voltage current attenuation through both, normally for the purpose of clearing residual electrical charges.  However, if one isn't there, it usually sends too much current through the main capacitor of the monitor, shortening its life significantly.

You'll be shopping for a new monitor in probably a month or so. 

And when the monitor finally goes, it'll take the video card with it.  Usually when monitors finally stop working, the video cards burn out because they have no place to send the signal.  The best course of action is to replace the monitor before it actually burns out... that way you don't have to replace your video card too.

I work in IT for a living.  I've seen it a million times.  We just went through about 15 monitors where I work because of crap like that, and we had to replace the video cards in almost every case too.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #211 on: May 07, 2007, 01:00:14 PM »

Heh.  I'd forgotten about that.   :-D





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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #212 on: May 07, 2007, 03:50:59 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #213 on: May 07, 2007, 07:38:43 PM »

Yesterday, not only did I use a hoe (in my garden), but I watched Moe (on the Simpsons), drove down Coe (Avenue in Willow Glen), listened to Poe (on my computer), and saw a doe (or it could have been a buck, but who knows), and vanquished a foe (being those pesky waxy weeds that don't respond to round up, which is why I was using the hoe in the first place), and talked on the phone to my old friend Joe, and next Saturday we'll be visiting my friend who lives on Noe, oh and I trimmed the nail on my big toe.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #214 on: May 08, 2007, 01:59:29 PM »

You're always upset at my insolence and banality
I try not to be, but there are limits to what one can take.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #215 on: May 08, 2007, 02:58:59 PM »

Nope, no sources. I made it all up.


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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #216 on: May 08, 2007, 04:04:53 PM »

Because surprise is a function of the brain.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #217 on: May 09, 2007, 03:05:24 PM »

Why bother making his computer better? He's dead! A better system isn't going to help him now.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #218 on: May 09, 2007, 03:08:07 PM »

I feel sorry for your daughter.
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« Reply #219 on: May 09, 2007, 03:14:36 PM »

Concur

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #220 on: May 09, 2007, 03:39:56 PM »

Why bother making his computer better? He's dead! A better system isn't going to help him now.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #221 on: May 10, 2007, 01:02:12 PM »

Yeah, the British year is very strong against the American year right now, but during the Thatcher years you had prepubescent 80-year-olds.


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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #222 on: May 10, 2007, 01:41:03 PM »



don't ask what i'm pointing at.

edit: better update my profile. man i haven't been around for awhile!
not since that... thing. with you know. cat's briefs.

edit2: hm na.. i forgot how much i like squirty the octopus.

This picture really hectars me up.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #223 on: May 10, 2007, 05:02:00 PM »

That's a nice shirt, right?

I bought it for him.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #224 on: May 13, 2007, 07:13:10 PM »

FW:FW:FW:FW:RE:RE:RE:FW: FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS VOTE DEMOCRAT\REPUBLICAN AMIRITE?!?!?
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