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Better server not found than Fervor not Sound...The day our computers start having zeal issues is the day we're all fucked.
Autofellatio: The act of performing oral sex on a tailpipe.
If you guys ever stop by Michigan, bring some jobs with you.
Then Obama can give him the fist bump and be all like "HAAAAAY MISTA CAH-TERR!!"
I figure anal rape is like spinach. If you're forced to have it as a child, you'll hate it as an adult.
It's more common than you think.
I'm against cloned food because I don't want the same exact thing for dinner every night.
Today I offered someone $200 dollars if they would have sex with me, but they declined for some odd reason.
How about $250?
Just Lacerda.
I came to Earth in the first place to avoid our LHC. Not agaaaaain!
Takes about four hours.
'Why so serious?'
COCKS LOL
WHOREHOUSE!!!
Well SOMEBODY has to vote "present."
LOL omg that cracked me up.Nice find. Or if you made that up. Either way, rofl
Bush has always claimed that God told him to go to Iraq. How come God didn't know there were no WMDs?
I can't believe you're single.
And it's LEGAL and FREE!!!!
If you're going to be a dumb, loud, drama-whoring faggot and I call you out on being a dumb, loud, drama-whoring faggot who is responsible for his own piss-poor lot in life, don't get all butthurt about it but do something to change your life for the better instead.I've met the worst living stereotype know to mankind. This guy at college is one of those annoying twats that completely defines himself by his sexuality. Faded pride tank top, rainbow wrist band, mentions that's he's gay every other sentence (Think Doug Danger for you Phil Hendrie fans out there) and basically leads a shitty life which is, of course, all society's fault because of homophobia.Here's a newsflash for you: It's your own goddamn fault. Let's go down the list:Morbidly Obese: Stop eating so goddamn much. Join a gym and do something other than hang out in the locker room with a towel around your waist.Unemployed: I hear Jack in the Box is hiring. It's a crap job with crap pay, but it's YOUR crap job and working beats the alternative. You may actually have to start thinking about other people for a change, so I know it's scary, but you can do it!You've been going to a JC for ELEVEN FUCKING YEARS! I know it can be hard, since I've been going to one for four years, but at least in my case it's not because I can't make up my mind about what major I want. "Oh, I was going into nursing at first, but then I read about homophobia in the health care industry (fucking LOL at that. You're a gay Filipino. It's not like there's a shortage of guys like you in nursing) so I changed majors to be a mechanic but then the shop teacher called me a dumb faggot for being a dumb faggot in class so I changed majors to poly sci, but the REPUBLICAN BASTARDS are mean so I'm going back to mechanics." PICK A PATH AND STICK WITH IT!Indoor voice? What's that? Even your whispers are loud. "HEY XOLIK HOW'S IT GOING YOU BIG QUEER I'M GAY TOO YOU KNOW MY BOYFRIEND AND I ARE TOTALLY GETTING MARRIED WE'RE GAY YOU KNOW WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER THREE WHOLE GAY MONTHS GAY GAY GAY." Dude, we're in a library and I'm just saying 'hi' to you. Nobody wants to hear this shit.I swear if I have to listen to you tell me one more time about how you're totally going to open a gay owned car repair shop in Palm Springs, I'm gonna scream. A gay owned shop in Palm Springs? Gee, what a pioneer you'll be! It's such a straight town, truly you'll go down in history as a trailblazer for gay rights. You should focus less on making sure you've got enough rainbow flags for your fantasy shop and instead focus on getting the skills and business knowledge needed to run the damn thing. Plus, nobody gives two shits if it's gay owned. If you own it, it's gay owned by default. How many people do you know make a huge deal out of "WE'RE STRAIGHT OWNED!"Gah! Makes me want to rip my hair out sometimes.
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