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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #775 on: September 25, 2009, 03:57:13 PM »

Hectar!
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #776 on: October 02, 2009, 12:39:47 PM »

Oh please. Obama isn't like Hitler at all. At least Hitler got the Olympics...
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #777 on: October 09, 2009, 08:26:36 PM »

Do you need wordart files for poop? I've got a lot of them.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #778 on: October 16, 2009, 10:03:07 AM »

1. Marquee.2. Marquee.3. Marquee.4. Marquee.5. Marquee.

I <3 Marquee.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #779 on: October 16, 2009, 12:16:38 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #780 on: October 20, 2009, 08:23:43 AM »

I'm talking about Supply Side Jesus.


"Supply Side Jesus" sounds like a band.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #781 on: October 20, 2009, 10:39:43 AM »

Didn't Johnny Cash do a cover of that song?

Your own Supply Side Jesus.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #782 on: October 21, 2009, 12:28:34 PM »

I come back from financial hiatus, finally get my stuff straightened out enough to have some free time for stuff on the internet and...
... it had better be huge and long and pointless
I can always count on this site to cheer me up.

EDIT: My brain skipped a few words.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #783 on: November 06, 2009, 05:19:58 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #784 on: November 12, 2009, 12:41:29 PM »


 
Covering myself in glitter, hoping to get anemia and acting like an immature 108 year-old pseudo-rapist in preparation for New Moon! YEEE!

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #785 on: November 19, 2009, 11:34:03 AM »

I'm in the process of ruining my credit right now. I'm banking on the fact that that movie carries some truth behind it.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #786 on: November 19, 2009, 12:31:03 PM »

And I don't even want to talk about the Fork of Fate.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #787 on: November 19, 2009, 04:25:51 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #788 on: November 19, 2009, 06:14:52 PM »

For those who haven't been following the current season of South Park, Trey and Matt get credit for the term, I only adapted the term to the thread.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #789 on: November 25, 2009, 03:27:21 PM »

And now, here is what I think of Citrix phone support:




HURF HURF DURF DURR DURP HURR

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #790 on: December 04, 2009, 10:27:47 AM »

What, payday? Yeah, I used to wake up with a headache the morning after payday too.

Ah, the bittersweet memories of a misspent youth.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #791 on: December 04, 2009, 12:41:38 PM »

Dude, your avatar and sig are making me want to listen to some King Diamond, but alas, I haven't ripped those LPs yet.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #792 on: December 10, 2009, 07:33:19 PM »

I've seen this too many times to count. The problem is simple, but unsolvable. You see, Win7 is not a true 64-bit app -- it's actually a 63.1024 bit app. This has the OS crowd all in a tizzy, and rightly so. Now you have to code everything to work not just on 64/32 bit systems, but 63.1024 bit systems as well. Another example of MicroShaft at work.

Anyway, good luck.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #793 on: December 14, 2009, 03:11:00 PM »

So how many words do they have for pedant in Russian?
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #795 on: December 18, 2009, 02:15:35 PM »


so is the record for biggest crap. take that, south park!

this lady actually filled up her entire lower bowel. then crapped the whole thing out in one solid piece.

and called it our Exchange 2007 migration plan.

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« Reply #796 on: December 21, 2009, 09:31:37 PM »

The problem I have with Pokemon is that initially they were horribly antisemitic and were forced by legal threats to rename one of their characters. I mean, honestly what were they thinking with Kickajew?
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« Reply #797 on: December 22, 2009, 08:20:01 PM »

Having thus dispensed with the annoying Farmer Macdonald, the wily fox impersonating chicken-stealing scoundrel Mr. Tedneedles chuckled softly under his breath, which, today as always, smelled strangely of 11 herbs and spices. "You are mine, all mine!" he intoned ominously to his hapless victim. Swiftly handcuffing the terrified rooster to the foot of his unkempt bed, Mr. Tedneedles began throwing odds and ends into a worn duffel bag. "That's right, my little feathered friend... We're going camping!" The rooster crowed dismally.

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« Reply #798 on: December 29, 2009, 04:22:10 PM »

Query: If people from SE Asia are called Asians and things from SE Asia are called Oriental, what, exactly, is in McDonald's Asian Salad?

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